Saturday, May 14, 2005

Aunty, ah!

I enter the lift, and my neighbour's maid is standing inside, holding a chihuahua. The chihuahua jumps from her arms and makes a dash for my ankles. I panic and look around at the lift walls, wishing I were spiderman or something. The maid tries to calm the hyperactive chihuahua.

She says, "Come back, come back. It's only aunty."


Aunty????!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the....???!!!

That's why Frodo rocks. He never insists on being my nephew.



7 comments:

Aye Kay said...

*ouch*

Kaps said...

Njoy ur new found relationship. BTW thanx 4 blogrolling me.

naari said...

Ki haal auntyji ;)

Sayesha said...

Makes me wanna say "Kutte!! Kameeeene!! Main teri Aunty nahin hoooooon!!!!" in true Dharmendra ishtyle! :D

Princesse said...

bacche ki jaan leygi kya ;)

virdi said...

hehehehe... dharam paaji se yaad aaya... his son is now gone nuts... NO IF NO BUT ONLY JAT... phew.. that was too much..
V...

Keshav said...

Thank your stars that it was only chihuahua. Now u remind me of those days when doberman and german sheperd were let loose on unsuspecting tenants like myself and my roomates. The corridors had bends and turns. What to expect in the next turn is a goody-goody surprise. There can be some Stapleton who let his doberman loose at the other end and that is running towards you "hound of baskervilles" style. What do u do ? stand there frozen and gawk at Mrs.Stapleton while she says "Oh its so sweet, it won't hurt you, stop there tommy !" Tommy smells you all over and after a couple of licks Mrs.S comes and takes him away. Common sense doesn't prevail and as my roomate pointed, we should get a tiger or lion cub and rear it for a couple of months. Take it out for evening walks, let it loose on unsuspecting doberman owners and say "Come on its just a little cub, it wont hurt you, it just bites your pinky toe, only the pinky!!"