I stand corrected

Viv - Your phone is really bad. You should change it.

Me - What?! Why?? My phone is fine!

Viv - It's not. It's really bad. You should change it.

Me - You gave me this phone!

Viv - I know. But now you should change it.

Me - Change it to what??

Viv - E71.

Me - E71?! That's worse than my Samsung. The keys are microscopic! They need to throw in a toothpick free so people can type messages.

Viv - It's a great phone. You should change to that.

Me - Why should I get the E71 of all phones?? Just because you have one... ohhh... AHA!!

Viv - Erm, what?

Me - You want an iPhone, don't you?

Viv - Err...

Me - You want to get an iPhone and you want to hand me down your E71 so you wouldn't feel bad. AHA!!!!!!

Viv - *grin*

Me - Sorry, dude. Not gonna happen.

Sheesh. I remember him comparing the E71 and iPhone, and finally picking the E71 for some reason. (Don't ask me about phones. As long as I can send/receive calls and messages, I don't care much for other features. Exasperated friends will also tell you that I am notorious for not keeping my phone near me and in the process missing 99.99% of the calls. It's true. I really don't care what/where/how my phone is.) Anyway, back to the story. So now, within a year, he wants to switch to an iPhone. Sheesh.

Cut to yesterday. I was on Facebook and someone had shared this link. Okay, do you remember the last time you had laughed so hard you had tears in your eyes? That's what happened to me when I read the stuff on the site. I read page after page after page... Inappropriately hilarious!

So when Viv walked into the room, I showed him the link.

"So. This is the phone you wanted to get, yeah?" I asked him, wiping my tears away. "You should totally get it."

Masterstroke

Oh dear. Not another one.

The latest to join this series:

"Reason why the candidate quit the last job: To have more time to concentrate on her Master."

Lock, stalk and barrel

This employment agency we have engaged does a short write-up of suitable candidates for us to do a quick assessment.

Check out the extremely unfortunate error I spotted in one of the write-ups today.

"Reason why the candidate quit the last job: To pursue her Master."

:|

Well-rounded employees

You know you have been writing too many appraisals when you look at the nth one and realise what you have typed...

"...is able to effectively lead his team towards achieving the required golas."

:/

You drive me cra-Zee!

Reason #37 why Zee TV frustrates me...

ps: I totally don't buy the 'The kid wrote it, that's why' theory. Anyone who watches this show will know that the character of the kid is smarter than the entire Zee TV team put together.