In search of the truth - V

It's been four months to the last 'In search of the truth' post, and here it is, the latest list of search keywords that bewdas have used to land at the bar. I am amazed at the regularity at which people are searching for 'veshti' and 'dragonfruit' and 'haircut prices at VLCC'. The one that amused me the most in today's list is the last one, for many reasons: the sms lingo, the arrow after 'SHEILA', the word 'killah' and last but not the least, the inclusion of the two hearts in the search keywords. :D

• Commuter's helmet
• dragon fruit
• ja mata di
• Kabir ke dohe song Dhan De Dhan Na Ghate
• meaning +salgirah
• kajra copper concentrate
• kijwani surname
• sayesha on the erocks
• cost of haircut at vlcc
• veshtiman
• hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
• sayesha singapore
• hopscotch blog
• Cin Forshay lunsford agent
• Tere dar par sanam translation
• combodia girl friend look 40 up 50 don
• non-veg dohe
• salgirah meaning
• singer of juba pe laga laga
• pani puri sayesha
• kajol lovely lines in ddlj move in written anjana andekha koi ane lag
• galyan sakli sonyachi meaning
• one ok rock
• bhaigiri dialogues
• tere bin laden sayesha
• sudeep actor earrings
• sayesha on the rocks munnadi
• www.santa banta aisah takia hot movies 12 ya hot m...
• Wot is the cost of a girls haircut at Habib's?
• do aur do ka jod hamesha char kahan hota hai meaning
• who put the goat in there
• dragon fruit in india
• a stick figure wearing a cape
• pani patasha
• sayesha rocks
• vlcc hair cut price
• ideas for dumb charades
• drive picton to kaikoura
• definition of bewda
• Cricket bat dimensions
• Rongoboti
• The little things that make life worth living
• Shyam tolani
• Hrithik Roshan look-alikes
• jakie sharoff famyli foto
• tage mahal
• no one killed jessica bad words
• beer tag lines
• things will work out in the end
• spice ad subramanium almunium
• www.gold bumming
• spider man
• www. jai mata di
• agar life real toh jab we met
• andaz apna apna firauti ki kasam
• SHEILA ---->sheila ki jawani...M TOO SEXY 4 YA....MAIN TERE HATH NA AANI....♥ ♥...killah song..

In search of the truth - IV

I haven't posted anything on the search keywords bewdas have used to land at the bar in some time. Luckily, there are no really disturbing ones in this round, but 'Sheela Kijwani' turned up -- that was fast! And someone tried to find the Bhai on linkedin. Underworld ke links linkedin par nahin hote, beta. Muahahaha!

Anyway, here is the list:

• veshti
• senorita banana
• wedding sehri things
• akshay kumar barana de lyrics
• sayesha on the orcdks
• dil toh pagal hai dialogues
• Mirja Ghalib ki gajalein
• hot sexi movie on facebook
• juba pe laga lyrics
• jab we met... ek dam kadak beauty ..dialogue
• badminton player ali yaar baig's narcotics baned
• dehleez ke diye
• galyan sakli sonyachi lyrics
• cost of haircut at vlcc
• on the rocks
• jigar ka tukda means
• "sheela kijwani" sayesha
• mineral water pani puri indore
• veer zaara locations wagah border
• words to write in a farewell card
• sonakshi taller than salman
• mujh se ladne ki himmat to juta loge par kaminapan kahan se laoge?
• Sayesha bartender Bhai, linkedin

In search of the truth - III

Yikes, I just realised I had missed posting the keywords post for August. I only remembered when someone said that they really like these posts. I shamelessly took that as a compliment in full view of the fact that my contribution to such posts is only the generic first paragraph. Anyway, here it is, a list of keywords very disturbed folks recently searched for and landed, for some very disturbing reason, at the bar.

• Girls playing with there boys frand in uk
• namaskar india, mee goreng
• jee le jee le aayo ayao jee le le-tarzan film songs
• paisa sood samet
• mrityu sabse bada shikshak quotes
• chuck ke rakh movi.com
• shankarteja family photos
• main tane prem karu bachchan
• rongoboti ah rongoboti
• bharta smells like
• ya.ali
• reding shayeri
• Sexy sayeri
• aasama ko dharti pe lane dj mix
• hot she males sexy
• motival tablets kabootar
• govinda and Juhi aa gale lag ja dialogue
• Aasman ko dharti pe lanewala chahiye
• sayesha indian idol
• Aap Jaisa Koi Meri Zindagi Mein Aaye mean
• dialogue after slap from dil chahta hai
• things that make life worth living
• bar taglines
• rocks
• what is the border line weight to ride a horse
• shaan tum jo hasti ho to yeh sara
• short skirt science
• bahut pakaya in english

In search of the truth - II

As I mentioned in this post, yup, it's indeed going to be a regular feature. Here's the July list of keywords people were searching for when they landed at the bar. I have, of course, compiled the 'best' ones, and by 'best' I obviously mean the most random/funny/weird/disturbing ones.

• tumhari shawl
• funny dumb charade ideas
• aamir chicken
• meaning of shamme faroza
• scratch that
• tol mol ke bol dialogue
• how much is the taipan dinner at PC karachi
• helicopter accident of bihar jharkhand leaders
• agar tu mera acha chahti hai to mujhe jaane de dialogue of wich film
• remix sayad meri saadi ka khayal
• bhaigiri lines
• dhoni fiancee sakshi singh picture
• the saris on indian tv serials
• Chad gaya upar re atariya meaning
• how many uncles does lily have sayesha
• Muhaaaa t-shirt
• Na ma na signal dekha na tu na signal dekha accident ho gaya o permanent ho gaya Rabba Rabba
• Manjeshwar lovely girls
• madhuri duplicate farheen
• sayesha rocks
• sayesha dhakkan
• clerk gunda jaani dushman
• baingan bharta kids
• hota hai hota hai ab hum jaake sota hai
• aunties.blogspot.com-content warning
• tumhara naam simran hai dialog
• blogs I might enjoy site:sayesha.blogspot.com
• rohit mian
• zindagi hai behne dosite:youtube.com
• samosa recipes indian video in hindi for sanjiv kumar
• frand ship
• horlicks based mocktails
• hasti rahe tu hasti rahe translation
• manaofy
• you could've gone places "i am going places" swades
• khoka peti
• sexy kahaniii
• tamil dirty stores.com
• cuttack ka maal
• dude meaning in tamil
• who put the goat in there
• dialogue of bhaigiri
• baigan bhartha after peeling brinjal
• soni de nakhre lyrics kaindi
• sayesha frand
• fardeen khan on crutches
• ab game main hi khelunga aur patte
• timbacktoo
• cool things to write on a goodbye card
• kabir ke dohe non veg
• Tu premi aha main premi aha tu raazi aha tu raazi aha
• salaam namaste ghost of the foot's not listening to the talks

In search of the truth - I

I was suddenly reminded of the existence of my statcounter account when someone asked me how many hits the bar got in a day. So I paid a customary visit to see what's going on, and I rediscovered how very like an amusement park the 'keywords' section is. So here are some of the keywords that people were googling and landed on my blog. I think I should make this a regular feature!

• Bhaigiri style jokes
• Meaning of shamme faroza
• achha ji main haare chalo maan jao na
• Sayesha bhai B.Engg
• ramu bhediya
• meaning of behan di taki
• dialogues in jab we met in hotel decent
• laupat gamini
• kiske mama ki gun hai
• galyan sakli sonyachi meaning
• sapne dekho bus unke poore hone ki umeed mat rakho
• urmila madonkar aunty
• men are like elastic bands and women like waves
• haircut price in vlcc
• kabir ke dohe in hindi with meaning in english
• dragon fruit hindi name
• simple chilli baby corn recipe
• who is the girl in hero honda ads during hockey world cup
• lyrics only of juba pe laga, laga re namak ishq ka song
• www chuck ke rakh
• when your soulmate dumps you
• kunti with surya dev
• badshah masala yeah
• dragon fruit in India
• phone numbers fo Chennai aunties
• socha na tha Goa resort
• koi ek thappad maar dialogue of lage raho munna bhai
• girls sexy yahoo messenger id who talk english
• utt panichkul gay
• tere dar par sanam translation
• what is the english name of the tree called aapto in konkani
• Cin Forshay Lunsford
• burpy lahiri
• jiggar means
• vis bhujang chandan
• saas bahu serials and cinderella

All right bewdas, own up now -- how did you get here?? I have the rolled-up weekend edition of the newspaper (feared in many circles as the weapon of ass destruction) ready for you. :/