Friday, December 10, 2010

In search of the truth - IV

I haven't posted anything on the search keywords bewdas have used to land at the bar in some time. Luckily, there are no really disturbing ones in this round, but 'Sheela Kijwani' turned up -- that was fast! And someone tried to find the Bhai on linkedin. Underworld ke links linkedin par nahin hote, beta. Muahahaha!

Anyway, here is the list:
  • veshti
  • senorita banana
  • wedding sehri things
  • akshay kumar barana de lyrics
  • sayesha on the orcdks
  • dil toh pagal hai dialogues
  • Mirja Ghalib ki gajalein
  • hot sexi movie on facebook
  • juba pe laga lyrics
  • jab we met... ek dam kadak beauty ..dialogue
  • badminton player ali yaar baig's narcotics baned
  • dehleez ke diye
  • galyan sakli sonyachi lyrics
  • cost of haircut at vlcc
  • on the rocks
  • jigar ka tukda means
  • "sheela kijwani" sayesha
  • mineral water pani puri indore
  • veer zaara locations wagah border
  • words to write in a farewell card
  • sonakshi taller than salman
  • mujh se ladne ki himmat to juta loge par kaminapan kahan se laoge?
  • Sayesha bartender Bhai, linkedin


mythalez said...

Gold!! and good morning!!

[now i shall go read the post :D]

mythalez said...

hehe ... and what exactly are "orcdks" .. perhaps we will never know! :P

and did the guy/girl who searched for you on linkedin actually expect you to have your name as 'sayesha bartender bhai' there?? :D

Arun said...

Wondered what you did on facebook. Now I know :)

Porkodi (பொற்கொடி) said...

silver aur bronze!

Sudeep said...

Very boring search words this time. Kya ho gaya hai aajkal ke naujawaano ko :D

Angelsera said...

u ve been linked to Indore?

Geomon said...

mujh se ladne..laoge :P
where did that come from?
bhai linkedin par bhi hai kya? :)

Sayesha said...

Yeah the linkedin bit really cracked me up! :D

Yes, I post hot "sexi" videos of the bar ke bewdas. You wanna pose in a veshti?


Naujawan, tera net access down tha kya kuchh dinon se? ;)

Hahaha! Yeah, someone really wants to have some 'clean' pani puri! :D

Isn't that a dialogue from like China Gate or something? :D

V said...

One of the funniest 'items' in the bar. Please continue the series.


Arun said...

I think Senorita Banana (?????) will make a much better video subject than I ever would, especially in a veshti.

Sayesha said...

I will, thanks. :)

LOL!! :D :D :D :D

Nooooo Senorita banana is an actual banana from the Philippines! For the video we need a guy in a veshti, with a haircut from vlcc, standing on the rocks, doing the Sheela ki jawani dance. :D

Arun said...


How do we know said...

Bhai, have u realised that a lot of ppl go to google looking for u... like, by name.. tomi celebrity and all.. and dont worry abt Viv not laffing at ur joke. Uska us din ka JQ low hoga, utna hi (JQ: Jokey quotient) . Yes, the pun is VERY intended :-)