Monday, June 19, 2006

The training of Tiny Tapori

This is Baby Aish's first post on my blog. Baby Talk has been translated by yours truly. :)

Aish says...















I needed a lot of hand... errr... finger-holding before I could master all the taporigiri and bhaigiri that Masi taught me.
















Size par mat ja... when at work, I'm almost as good as Masi...
















I even have gloves my size to wear to work... these CSI people are getting smarter by the day... but not as smart as Masi and me...
















In fact, the sidekicks don't come to me with small stuff anymore... yawn... Masi can handle all that by herself...
















What?? Pakiya got arrested??? Masi, HALP!
















Oh no... what do we do now? I'm clueless...
















Ask him to trick the police and escape - say 'I've to pee' or something...?
















So you're here, Pakiya! Masi's super pissed that you turned out to be such an idiot. Now fall at my feet and I may just get her to forgive you!
















Here... see it now?
















Theek hai theek hai... makhan mat maar abhi... chal hatt! Masi bakshh degi tujhko... apun baat karegi na...
















Masi says I should never show anyone the finger... it's supposed to be rude or something... so I get around the system by showing all my fingers! Ha!
















Speaking of rude gestures... this one's for you, Virdi Mamu! Thhrrbrrrtt!! :P





















Masi also said that not all Mamus are complete dhakkans... there's Chirag Mamu who sent me these pretty flowers when I was ill... even though he only knows Masi through her blog...
















Masi says it's very important to stay crazy... otherwise we'd all go crazy... wonder what she means... I think she is crazy...
















And don't forget to smile... someone somewhere is in love with your smile...
















Sometimes, it's good to be angelic towards others...




















But don't trust everyone you meet... it's okay to look at some people with suspicion... especially if you're getting negative vibes from them...
















And never let anyone walk all over you. It's important to get angry when the line is crossed...
















If you have something to say, say it!
















...athough sometimes, a silent gesture can convey your intentions better than an angry punch in the face...
















And it's okay to be scared... even if it's something silly we're scared of... we're only human... and it's okay to be human...




















Sometimes, we'll get hurt...
















But then a new day happens to us...
















... and it brings us new surprises and new joys...
















Masi said I should always be myself. Hey, what's that?? I dun need no girly hat! Where's my bandana? And my shades?
















But Masi also says that it's nice for us to be all girly and pretty at times...
















As long as we remember that...
















...what really matters is what you have up here.



54 comments:

Harsha said...

My god.... you really are working like a Paparazzi ;)

Nice pics and even more awesome comments. :)

Sahil said...

hey REALLY cute pics!

dude u went CRAZY with the camera, but these pics are cool - so yeah, not a bad job :)

DD said...

Beautiful

Rohit Talwar said...

I am here before both the girls :P

Just one word: Adorable!
Sign Language ka school khol lo aap to. :D

Sash, did she pee on you? Sachchi bolo! Guru-dakshina di ki nahi usne?! :P

satish said...

i really dont believe in golds and silvers, but hell.. i just missed one! :(

( i switched on my comp an hour ago, and did check out your page, but the damn 'opera' opens up the page last seen, i.e. i have to refresh it everytime, and i miss a chance of commenting at the first place.

give me sum consolation prize, phew! thak gaya!)

chalo let me see the nice pics.

sunshine said...

he he. that was so sweet.

satish said...

so how did pakiya escape??

"number two lagaa hai"?!

what i cudnt understand is kee police ne bhai ke aadmi pe haath daalne kee jurrat kaise ki??!

nice pics!

god bless her.

Nandya said...

ha ha ha ha ha....

laughing my head off here....


excellent job...

lovely girl....going to be quite a heartbreaker aint she...!!

Duhita said...

Ahhhhwwwwwww bless.....
She's adorable. One proud masi:)

Macho Girl said...

i have just one thing to say...

Awwwwww!!!! :)

Pri said...

soooo cute....chooooo chweeeet!!! baby aish s adorable sayesha....give her a huge kiss from moi(in case ur spoilin her wit too many kisses here s another reason for u!lol...)

Anonymous said...

:)

sakhi.

Pri said...

btw...my fav pic s the last one....those mischievous eyes...those"oh so kissable cheeks"...tat really cute hand gesture...too adorable...
p.s:how bout dressin up aish in a choli or an indian costume...bindi bangles et all...wud be nice...

saty said...

Velly cute...we maharashtrians have a saying ...that the child's personality/character is like a lump of clay which ahs to be moulded into a proper shape by his elders....but speaking from experience of been a elder to 2+2 gr8 kids ( 2 mine and a niece and nephew) I can say that the guy upstairs has been sending downdays kids with their own unique personalites leaving no scope for us elders to bhig-do-fy/shudrofy the kids......dont think you can mould baby aish into a tapori because you want it.....she will mould you instead ....she will catch your finger and lead you where she wants to go...so enjoy the trip...it will give something so precious that, no money will be able to buy/get delivered to you......a whole lot of happy memories....so enjoy the trip masi, you are going to have a whale of fun!!

Raam Pyari said...

ayye hayyye!!!
u know bahin, Baby Aish naa..mujhe maxx beeg lagg ri hai....

visit this place - www.prayforalicia.blogspot.com
and u will know wat I mean....

terrbily cute post!
and yess..inne din lagge post karne mein...but the wait wz worth it:D

P.S. am okay with huggig gurlz;)
beeeeeeeeegggggggggg hhhhhuuuuuuuugggggggggggg

Lalit Singh said...

A-W-E-S-O-M-E

Mazaa aa gaya!!!!

lil _kath said...

..aww cutee lil Aish ^_^ muaahh! and ur baby talks hehe...crazy *wink*

...probably she's Sayesha d 2nd when u retired :P

cheers,
-kathy-

Suds said...

Hey Sayesha she is very cute..Enjoy...

Sudipta Chatterjee said...

Awesome pics, lady! And the matching comments were priceless!
Bhai ne salaam bheja hai... bol dene ka, kya?

I came here from sunshine's blog... you have a nice blog here! Keep writing!

Janefield said...

Now THAT's what I call awesomely adorable! Super duper pics, sash maasi, really! With all the staring and watching you did of her, you certainly caught all the best moments :))) The captions weave a very fine story and it certainly looks like li'l TT has already picked up the tricks of the trade, hehehe :)))

The Smiling Girl said...

Arey wah.. really cute pics.. sure to prove that u've got something up there too, buddy...:)
Now that was a good job for the papparazzi...:)oops.. no, publicity!!:)

The Smiling Girl said...

And Baby Aish ke saare poses ek dum tapori ke jaise hi hain.. just that she is a really sweet and cute tapori..:)

Rays Of Sun said...

:)
TT is CUTIE:D
I liked the pic where her foot comes out of the blanket..Which depicts "Chote chote paon..meow meow..Ruk ja O billi, Dilli door hai":D
God Bless..Nazar Utaro:)

The_Girl_From_Ipanema said...

awww
awww
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

*can't stop grinning*

Liz said...

Ash is adorable!!:) Chooooooooooooo chweeet :) She's gonna grow up to be a real pretty one :)

Liz said...

My fav one is the 5th from last.. *surprises and joys* ...hehe .. and again..awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :)

The Girl Who Sold The World said...

Hahahaha! What adorable pics!!! :D Man, when your mom and sis called you a paparazzi for baby Aish, they were 100% right! Seems like you did stalk the poor kid real bad to get all those poses and gestures. :P
Hail the li'l tapori! :D

Sayesha said...

#Harsha,
Hehehe... thanks! :P

#Sahil,
Dekha dekha?? There's always a method and purpose to my madness! :D

#DD,
Thanks :)

#Rohit,
Haha! Thanks! :) Naah, she didn't pee on anyone. So far. ;)

#Satish,
Hota hai hota hai
Jab bhi tum sota hai! ;)

#Sunshine,
Thanks :)

#Satish,
Eeeks! Pata nahin pakiya kaise nikla... Bhai ka aadmi hai... kuchh tricks toh maloom hoga... aajkal ki pulis bhi na... apna kaam karne lagi hai! :O

#Nandya,
Yeah! Masi's a skullbreaker, and niece's gonna be a heartbreaker! ;)

#Duhita,
Thanks, dear! :)

#Macho Girl,
:)

#Pri,
The saddest thing is I haven't kissed or hugged her yet... doc's orders... till she recovers fully... sigh... but I'll send her your virtual kisses! :)

#Sakhi,
:)

#Pri,
My sis can't wait to start dressing her up man... me neither! Just a few more days till doc says all's okay :) I think the lehenga choli idea is awesome! :P

#Saty,
Hehehe... you're right :)

#Raam Pyaari,
Arre you're comparing her with a premature baby that's why she looks big to you. She's the right size for her age :)

#Lalit,
Thanks :D

#Lil Kath,
Oooh the retirement plan sounds goood! :P Thanks!

#Suds,
Hey, long time! Thanks! :)

#Sudipta,
Hey, welcome! Will convey your salaam to her! Thanks for commenting! :)

#Chosen One,
Thanks! I had to go thru hundreds of pic to find the right ones! :D

#Smiling Girl,
Thanks! :)

#ROS,
Thanks, baby! :)

#Ipanema Gal,
:D

#Liz,
Hehehe... I love the surprises and joys wala pic too! You should have seen her, craning her neck trying to look at me holding the cam! :P

Sayesha said...

#World Girl,
Paparazzi ki mehnat ke results dekho! Tha na worth it? ;) Thanks! :D

wolf21281 said...

woww..nice job..you've almost got a children's book there!

Rays Of Sun said...

Childrens book ki editor hai:P

Siddhu said...

She is so unbelievably cute!! :)

And you are an unbelievably great photographer. Amazingly candid snaps. :)

Too bad you can't snap Aish as she grows older and makes even more interesting expressions :)

bananapen said...

Super cute pics!
You must miss her loads, huh? ;)

Anonymous said...

I have been a silent reader of your blog for some time (yeah, one of the those you mentioned in a post about blogreaders)but had to, had to ,had to (repetition just for sake of impact)comment this time....superb post!!

Sayesha said...

#Wolfie,
Hehehe... thanks! :P

#ROS,
Maloom tha tu aake yeh bolegi! :P

#Siddhu,
Thanks man! I hope I can go to the US every year at least and capture a few more brilliant moments! :)

#Banana,
Thanks! :) Yeah, I think about her all the time man... going crazy... wish I could just take a flight and go right back! :P

#Anonymous,
Wow, THAT post! Means you have been around for a while! Hey, come on out, you sound like someone fun! Gimme a name, a nick at least! :)
ps: Welcome (is it even needed now?) and thanks! :)

virdi said...

abe she has started showing her finger already... See Here

Khi Khi Khi Khi

abhi susu finger dikhayegi fir bad mein pata nahi kya kya... hai o rabba... yeh baache logon ki mausi log kya kya ulta pulta sikhati rehti hai...

and this says

"COME ON YOU SCOTS !!! LET ME TEACH YA SOME BRITISH MANNERS !!!"

and Tttttthrrrrbbbbrrrrrttttt to you toooo....

V...

soumya said...

Been an awfully long time since I commented last...
Couldn't resist now though...Adorable pictures!! So are the captions...Only you can come up with something so ingenious...Tiny tapori is indeed getting right in line to follow her masi...
By the way(I know I'm late) congratulations on promotion to "masiship"...

naari said...

Great stuff!! Aish is my latest fav from the silver screen :) She is an adorable cutie bundle of joy...

Bhaarat said...

Bole to ekdam jhakaas....

Vidya said...

Lovely post ..cute pics !!
Apun ka saalam Baby Aish ko... !

its me said...

chooooo cutee....

Nirwa said...

Okay, Baby Aish has a fan already.. I must make my sister read this blog - to make her realise its such a pleasure to be a Masi.. hehe..

On second thoughts, I should make sure she never sees this.. she might get the idea I have similar plans for my niece/nephew, she might just strangle me or something! heheehe

Very cute picture! *MUAH*

Nirwa

Aditya said...

she is a sweet little Angel :)

Sayesha said...

#Virdi,
Oye dhakkan! Why are you thrrbrrrting me man?? I did not thrrbrrt you! :D

#Soumya,
Thanks :)

#Naari,
Aish is my favourite too! :P

#Bhaarat,
Aakhir niece kiski hai? ;)

#Vidya,
Thanks! Salaam apne thikaane par sahi salaamat pahunch jaayega! :)

#It's you,
:)

#Nirwa,
Hehehe... Now you're scaring me about what my sis will have to say to it! :P

#Aditya,
She is :)

Shr said...

Beautifully done :)

Ritesh Nadhani said...

Shez so cute....I adore kids!

ze zombie said...

woah! so u were nt kidding when u said you were baby aish;s pap.. er publicist!

asterix said...

Priceless pics sash. The best thing served till now at sayeshas i guess :)

Sayesha said...

#Shr,
Thanks! :)

#Ritesh,
Me too! :)

#Ze Zombie,
Muahaha! :P

#Asterix,
Thanks dear! :)

Ankur said...

ur posts never cease to amaze me... tying the whole pics with the besutiful narration...

Girl next door said...

Adorable!

Sumana said...

Hey Very cute pics and baby aish already has a great publicist for herself!!

Harshi said...

Hahaaa...:-) Very very well done Sash. Speechless....with realization at the last one :-).

chandu said...

awesome :-)