Saturday, April 21, 2018

S is for 'Susu aa gaya, main kya karoon?'

No, I did not just make it up.

I'm serious. There is such a song.

So in this spectacular song about susu from the '97 movie Tarazu, Akshay Kumar is surrounded by a whole buncha kids who need to pee. Urgently.


Yes. All of them. At the same time. And there is no toilet nearby.


No, seriously. They literally pull their pants down and squirm in their chaddis.

And here's Akshay telling them, "Ja, jhaadi ke peechhe ja!"


Check out the deep and meaningful lyrics. 

Su su su, aa gaya main kya karoon?
Su su su, aa gaya main kya karoon?
Su su su, aa gaya main kya karoon?
Su su su, aa gaya main kya karoon?


Help! I don't know if I should laugh or be horrified at this!


We are also shown the full hairy extent of his chest. One look at him now and you go "OW OW OW that wax job must have hurt like hell!"

Anyway, so Akshay continues singing.

Are tum logon ki ye mushkil
Hal karne mein aaunga
Thodi thodi doori pe
Shauchalay banaunga!

So basically, this song was a prequel to his Toilet -- Ek Prem Katha.

Finally, oh finally, he comes across a toilet! He summons the troops.

The kids have all peed, so yay yay yay! But then he suddenly realises he needs to pee too!


So he goes around trying to find a suitable public spot to pee.

And finally, he pees. And the song ends. Yes, they literally end the song with a clear view of his peeing face.

I feel so bad for Kumar Sanu for the kind of songs they had him singing sometimes. How he must miss his glorious Aashiqui days. 

From Saanson ki zaroorat hai jaise to Susu ki zaroorat hai jaise...






5 comments:

chengiz said...

I saw your comment and gif about kids needing to pee and thought lol'd. Then I realized it's actually true in the song. Haha. Also I learned that Toilet a love story is a real movie. Cant wait for the next one!

thelilvoicespeaks said...

Omg! Who on earth writes such songs? Also why would Kumar Sanu sing such stuff! Unbelievable!

Charan Deep Singh said...

Hmm... I am thankful to god I haven't seen this film

Today, I wrote 10 short stories / sentences woven around 10 words I didn't know about. Read 10 short stories

Beena Venugopal said...

OMG ! This is a gem Sayesha !!!!

Sayesha said...

chengiz,
Hahahaha! Yes, I had an easy time with this song. I just literally had to describe it. :D

thelilvoicespeaks,
Beats me!

Charan,
LOL.

Beena,
HahahaI I agree with you 100%. :D