M is for 'Mere paas aaoge, mere saath naachoge?'

Okay, so for some weird reason, as a kid I knew ALL the songs of the '85 movie Tarzan. This is, of course, perfectly explained by the fact that for some weirder reason, I owned the audio cassette of Tarzan.

Yes, that Tarzan, the oooOOOooo Tarzan, with Kimi Katkar and Mr India 1982 Hemant Birje. 

I don't know why but if you ask me even now, I can break into 'Jile le jile le aayo aayo jile le' instantaneously. (Don't judge. Those songs were really catchy, okay? Okay!)

So the song starts with Ruby asking Tarzan where his friends are. Because obviously, you gotta see what kinda friends the dude has before you decide to date him.

And so he summons them.

They are not quite what she expected.

What jungli friends he has! Quite literally so.

So she asks them, as any normal person would, upon encountering wild animals in the jungle.

Mere saath aaoge?
Mere saath naachoge?
Mere saath jhoomoge?

Her friends take an instant liking to her! In fact, it looks like they have a roaring time with her!

But then, she gets a little too close for comfort with them. 

Just because it's an Indian tiger, don't think that it's ok to do namaste to it. EVER. 

Unless of course, it wants to do namaste to you. Then it's ok and you can continue prancing around it.

But there are limits to what you can do. The jungle has its rules, after all. For instance, you do NOT do this to wild elephants. EVER.

By now he's realised that ladki thodi psycho hai.

Quoting SRK in DDLJ, "Ay, isko leke jao re!"

Enjoy the wild side of Bollywood!