Monday, July 24, 2006

The BYOB (bring your own blog) party

Now I've witnessed a bachelor party before, but on Sunday night, I was invited to the first bachelorette party of my life.

An e-bachelorette party at that.

So what happens when eight crazy bloggers in various parts of the world decide to hold a BYOB bachelorette party online?

A lot, most of which cannot be disclosed here since this is a family blog, and also because the sistahs of the ya-ya sistah-hood would not spare my life if I disclosed the dirty details.

So I decided to blog about PG-rated parts of the party instead. The planning, that is. With the kind permission of the attendees, of course.

*For all the times that you gals ran away with the gold at my bar, Sayesha grabs first bragging...errr... blogging rights to this party and runs away muahahaha*

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The invitees

Smiling Girl
The girl from Ipanema
Gemini
The girl who sold the world
Nirwa
Aarti
Jane aka The chosen one
Sayesha


The scheduling

Ipanema Gal - hey girls!!! following up on s.g's wonderful idea. QSG is also game for an "e"-girls-night out. we can get together on gtalk and chat. fun will come. we need to fix a time, preferably over weekend..

Sayesha - Wow you guys were serious! This is super exciting!! :D But gtalk??? Gtalk?? No font colour, we'll go crazy trying to figure out who wrote what! Do they even have conferencing?? How about yahoo instead??

Aarti - Btw.. just a passing thought.. NIGHT-OUT??? Night for whom & day time for whom?? :P:P

Ipanema Gal - people throw in times and dates and ideas and let's make this happen! :)

Sayesha - SG sunday night waapas aa jayegi... that would be sunday night for me too... and Amrikans ke liye sunday morning...

Gemini - I am absolutely game for the little chat - Sunday, is it? So this really is a bachelorette party??? When is the shaadi? And whose? I am planning to get drunk and chat with you girls - am even planning to wear a funky outfit, play loud music, and laugh a lot, to get in the groove! ;)

Ipanema Gal - Lets try this again. Sunday 8 30 pm IST = Sunday 11 am EST (U.S time) = Sunday 11 PM Shingapur time. i think that works for most, except it might be too late for sash, and smiling girl can be fashionably late. sash, what do you think??

Jane - So is the grand plan on or not, gals??? Sash hasn't confirmed if 11pm is ok with her...altho' I doubt it...how will the poor gal wake up for MoAnday morning? She will be blue anyway!!

Sayesha - Ati sundar naariyon ka bhandaar, namaskaar. (Hey that rhymed!) 11pm works for me... but I can stay up only till 12... cos 6 baje uthna hai :'(

World Gal - Okay, summary of the latest decisions: time to meet is 8:30 pm IST which is 11 am EST anf 11 pm Singapore time.

The food

Gemini - Hand raised for daaru...i just got back from shopping and i hv my baatlis ready to go!

Sayesha - Baatlis?? Arre baatlis se kya hoga, yahan toh BAALTIS chahiye! HAhahahaha! :D I am buying nachos and I will make my own low fat dip.

Nirwa - Now now.. for drinks, I suggest orange juice! :P And food mein, please make it vegetarian! :P whatever it is.. :P

Sayesha - Nirwa babes... don't worry... tujhe kuchh na kuchh toh mil hi jayega.. and gharwali-'bar'wali a.k.a Sayesha has generously donated fifteen tankis of orange juice for the party. :D

I dunno if this is weird but I actually went and bought nachos and I made my low-fat dip too, the divine secret recipe of which, if sufficiently high on girl-talk, I shall gladly share with the ya-ya-sisterhood at the party tonight.

Nirwa - I say we have pizzas and popcorns and even watch "Naagin" or "Haatimtai" for that matter.. that will make the party ROCK! :P

World Gal - And please, Sayesha...nachos megatons mein banana and bigger share should be mine. Muhahahahahahaha *is very happy that tgfi bhukhad is asleep and won't be able to protest*.

Jane - Hey bhagwan....Sash jaldi se market ja aur extra 20 packets aur le aao! I'll be the popcorn maker (that way I can eat more standing next to the machine :P)

The music

Ipanema Gal - and myuzzik.. how bout good old 80's?? of course, World Gal will have no idea. she can bring nursery rhyme cassettes.

Sayesha - Music... hmmm... I was thinking sharara sharara but that was for a bachelor's party... heheheh... sorry sorry... I don't lissan to much engris muzic... main gaaon ki bholi bhali chhori... sirf brajbhasha ke geet hi sunti hoon. :D

World Gal - Hindi music bhi chalega but Sayesha will have to leave out Himesh Nasalammiya. She said once that she likes his songs. :|

Sayesha - World Gal ki bachi, I did not say I liked Reshammiya - I only like 'Aapki kashish' okhayy??? Hmmph! :|

Underage drinking issues

Gemini - we can have one bachelorette party every month! :p We might become alcoholics, but hey, anything for friends! :))

Aarti - But hey, what alchoholics??? Its not necessary that you need to get drunk every time we chat!!!

Ipanema Gal - eh! what's a party without some daaru?? hum bhi piyenge, tujhe bhi pilayenge. nahi to smiling girl ki tarah apne liye bournvita ya horlicks leke aana.

Aarti - Sayesha ke bar mein jaate jaate aap full bewdi ho gaye ho lagta hai.. You won't get drunk.. no one will..

Smiling Gal - Tune sach hi kaha tha Ipanema Girl... World Girl thoda underage hain is party keliye... :) *Successfully invited a fight*

Ipanema Gal =- HULLLOOOOOO! is bacchi ko kisne laaya party mein?

Gemini - Seriously, 18 yr olds cannot drink - can we make sure we have some OJ and some Soda? Cant be held responsible for serving drinks to bachchas...! :)

World Gal - :O :O :O
Why can't 18 year olds drink??? Why, why, WHY???!!! X-(
*stamps her foot on the ground, throws a tantrum and wails* :P

Sayesha - I had my first drink when I was 24. :O

World Gal - 24??? :O :O :O ITNA LATE??? :O 24 tak toh main curiosity se hee mar jaoongi. :P

Gemini - shiva shiva!!!! aaj kal ki ladkiyan....you are not allowed to drink until you are 21!~!!!!

World Gal - 21??? :O But maine toh suna tha ki it's 18!!! It's 18 in my city! And Delhi mein bhi limit 18 hai!!! Pffft....oppressive people. :|

Gemini - Ahem....delhi is 25... India overall is 25... oppressive, it seems - ek to aaj kal ke bachchon ko sahi raasta dikhao..tch tch... no gratitude only!

World Gal - Delhi is 25? :O But maine toh padha tha ki they're only THINKING of raising the age from 18 to 21.......ab 25 kahan se ho gayi? :O
There's NO justice left in this world.
*grumbles under breath*

Sayesha - Hahahah bachi ko talli hone do behnon.. shaayad usi se sober rahegi...

World Gal - Bachi kisko bola? :O *puts her face into a pillow and sobs*
WHY this ban on drinking? Just when I have finally turned 18. Hmph. This is a gross violation of human rights and I shall appeal to the Amnesty International. X-(

Aarti - about the drinks.. Hmmm.. sochna padega!! Lets take a vote.. girls in favour of drinks kindly sign the petition (I think am gonna see all the names here :P)

World Gal - *Raises one hand in favour of drinks*
After it gets counted, *raises the other hand too for increasing the count*. :P
This is way better than signing a petition. :D

The technical glitches

Gemini - Not to be paranoid or anything - I don't seem to be able to log in to Yahoo - something is not quite right with the servers here - so if I don't show up in the am - its not because I am not up for partying, just thta the Internet stars are not aligning!

Ipanema Gal - yahoo down over here too.\

Sayesha - Come in Charlie 1 2 3... Come in Charlie 1 2 3... Charlie ke bache kahan hai tu... Singapore reporting Yahoo's downfall :'(

Gemini - Charlie ka bachcha North America mein bhi nahin hai...kisi aur ne usse dekha hai kya???

Sayesha - Newsflash - Yahoo is working. YAHOOOOO!!!!!!!! :D

The stripper

Sayesha - All right gals, I'm bringing a male stripper.
*pauses for effect*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :D

World Gal - Male stripper? *fake scandalised look on her face*
Just ONE??? :P

Gemini - can we get abhishek b???? ;)

Sayesha - Hahahaha! Abhi Bachha I mean Abhishek Bachchan is too likeable for me to see him strip. :D People look sooooo much better with clothes on, na? :D

Gemini - Yea, some ppl look good with clothes - like Gulshan Grover - not Aby Baby...! ;)

Sayesha - So you have seen Gulshan Grover without, eh? :D

Gemini - So who do you have for the strip show???? George Clooney? Brad Pitt?

Sayesha - I'm getting a sumo wrestler... that way the contrast between clothes on and clothes off is not a lot.

Gemini - I am sorry but I wont be able to make it...! Not if you hv a sumo wrestler for the stripper...!

Ipanema Gal - Hahahahahhahahahha i just went thru the string of emails and found out about the sumo wrestler. aa raha hai kya woh? i need to be dressed up accordingly. IMHO, a sumo wrestler is better than abhishekh hunchback bacchan.

World Gal - the stripper's still not decided....make it John Abraham please...although a sumo wrestler might tell us what NOT to eat and that way, some of us can lose weight. :P

Sayesha - John Abraham naked???? Nahiiinnnnnnnnnn aisa durachar mat karna behno!!!

Gemini - ABHISHEK OR ARJUN RAMPAL - OR EVEN JOHN ABRAHAM. NO SUMO WRESTLERS!

Sayesha - Hahahahaha! I actually read it as Arjun SINGH! And I was like - yeh ladki paagal hai kya??

Gemini - I don't want to hurt feelings but that is NOT an option! ;)

Aarti - In any ways, NO SUMO WRESTLER Sayesha.. pleeeeeaase.. itna atyachaar mat karo.. Nahiiiiiiiin :P:P

Jane - EH???? Oye Aarti behena, aise conditions lagaogi na toh party ka satyanash ho jayega!! No drinks, no strippers, oye yeh party hai ya kindergarten ka class?? Tauba tauba, kya zamaana aa gaya hai

Aarti - I changed my idea for drinks yaar.. ap sab to raashan paani lekar mujhpar chad gaye! Bichari bachi ki jaan loge kya?!?! And who said no stirpper??? :O:O:O
Oye.. this is a bacherotte party.. and no bachelorette party is complete w/o a stripper okay! Who's the stripper.. that has to be decided :P

World Gal - Why can't WE decide the stripper? :| Why? Why? WHY??? *stamps foot on the ground and throws a tantrum*. make it John Abraham, please.....or wait, can it be Francesco Totti? :D Or if someone has a problem with Italian football team *looks sourly at dukhi Lajjo*, then, make it Orlando Bloom. :P
JOHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNN!!!!!!!! :D :D :D *super duper excited*

Aarti - And one vote in favour of John.. Sorry Sash, get someone on your side quick :P:P

Sayesha - I just called and cancelled the Sumo... bechara ro raha tha... kaha ki pehli baar kisine usko bachelorette party mein bulaya aur phir cancel kar diya... abhi woh solid diet-exercise regime par hai. Says he'll make it to my bachelorette party.

Gemini - Kya daddy-cation hai!!!! ;) Let us know when your bacherlorette party is - and with that, pl to send dimesions of this sumo dude too, okay?

Sayesha - Ok let me make it clear... I LOVE John... he's da best... which is why I DON'T WANT HIM TO STRIP!! Mera sacha pavitra pyaar hai woh... uski izzat ko sareaam neelam hote nahin dekh sakti main.. nahiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn :O

Gemini - Kya pyaar hai - ab bipasha kya karegi???

Aarti - So Sayesha doesn't want John.. then give us some strong recommendations Sash else ye sab ladkiyaan John ko hi laakar rahengi!!!

Nirwa - Stripper Options :
1. Satish Shah
2. A K Hangal
3. Alok Nath
4. Mithun Chakraborty / Mimoh Chakraborty
5. Karan Johar :P :P :P

Sayesha - Nahiinnnn Karan Johar nahinnn I LOVE him!!!!!! Meri aakhon ke saamne uska wastra-haran??? Nahiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!
Who da hell is Mimoh? Mithunda ka puttar hai kya??
A K Hangal? Bechara Nangal?? Hehehehee!

Nirwa - I think Karan Johar is gay...

Sayesha - And Karan Johar gay hai toh kya hua, mera pyaar phir bhi sacha hai! SATC fans, gay friends are the loophole of monogamy, remember? ;)

Nirwa - And yeah, Mimoh is Mithunda da puttar! :P Coming soon to a cinema near you.. (psst.. try google image search to see this dude - eewwww)

Sayesha - I want Arjun Rampal!!!! Lekin with clothes on! :|

Aarti - Nirwa, if you wanna see Mimoh or Mithunda strip.. Govinda kya bura hai yaar??? :P:P
Hey Sash.. what is this?? KJ is your pyar, JA is your pavitra pyar.. Kisiko chodoge ke nahi????? Now kindly come up with some real nice suggestions for the stripper, girls.. kya kar rahe ho?? Less than 7 hours for the party and the stripper hasn't been decided yet !!! Btw.. hehehahaha.. A piece of news.. I guess its our great "Himesh" ka happy budday today LOL but am sure none of ul would like to see him strip.. anyone interested in nightmares?? :P:P

Nirwa - Happy Happy Happyyyyyeeeinnn beerrrrththhhhdeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnn
The day I blog about the Gujaratis who changed the world, Himesh Reshammiya is a must on the list..
I vote for himesh as the stripper.. 'mere mere mere.. kapdeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn'

World Gal - Hey Bhagwaan!
Did someone dare mention KARAN JOHAR as the stripper??? Eeeeeeeewww....he's SO gay! No, me no homophobic but please, don't do satyanaash of our party.

Okay, I've finally decided the stripper. Remember that Pardesiya guy? Yeah, yeah, the female sucked but please, did anyone notice her hot boss? And that hot 'Ali Baba' in some recent remix too? The one who also modelled for Pulsar? 'These boots are made for walkin' ad...in all black! Ooooh......I remember a blogger telling me his name....it's Muzamil Ibrahim. :D Really really stripper material...errrr....I mean, super hot. :P

And it's Himesh Nasalammiya's birthday?
Ooooooooooooooooooo.....eh.....alright, this proves it. I suck at everything, including mimicking Himesh.

Nirwa - hark hark hark.. yes yes.. i liked that dude.. one vote for him! :P
let's change himesh's name to nakesh gawaiya :P :P :P

Jane - Goodness gracious me! 84 mail threads in this one continuing thread, not counting hte side mails for yahoo ids et al....party yahin ho rahi hai kya sisterlog????

Kuch toh bachke rakho evening ke liye! I eyed all the choices for strippers and now my eyes hurt. I think I need to lie down. The Muzzamil kid is definitely a sight for sore eyes though, pls have pity on my poor heart and leave the Mimohs and Miyyans and Nangals out...as it is, Parekhombie is scary enuff! :P

Sayesha - Yes yes Pardesiya's hot boss is fine with me... yeay! :D

World Gal - Okay, all the chalu sistahs, I'll have extra popcorn too, please. :D And *edges her way past Jane to reach Sayesha* Sayesha, agar uske liye 20 packets aayenge, toh mujhe 40 chahiye! :P

Jane
- Oye Nacho World Gal! :P

Are ye gonna be edging your way up to Muzzamil as well??
I don't think so, young lady!
Go and do your homework, NOW!
:D


World Gal - Yes, I am! YES, I AM!!! He's miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!!! Stay away from him, chalu sistah Jane :P *gives a menacing and cold stare*. X-(
You take Karan Johar! Muhahahahahahahahaha
*runs off as fast as her little legs can carry her*. :P

Nirwa - LOL - yeah, Jane, take Karan Johar.. aka Kooo :P (inspired from Poo of k3g)

Jane - Okay-o! *Jane cheerfully picks up Karan Johar, mixes him in the popcorn, listens to the crackling, and when just right, makes a paper cone and hands the popcorn to sweet, innocent li'l Nacho World Gal, who's li'l big mouth is anyways open and ogling at model Muzzammil.*

World Gal - *Munches on the popcorn, suddenly realises that the taste sucks*
Euuuuuuuuughhhhh....kya milaya isme? :O Oh no!!! I'm poisoned!!! :(
dyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingggggggggggggggg
dyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnn
dyyyyyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
dyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
ddddddddddddddddd
*DEAD*

Jane - Koo.....bwahahahhahahahahhahhahahhahaha!! I'm loving' it!
So, Nacho 100th Scrappie Navs.....how didja like my KOO POPCORN?
*EVIL LAFF*

World Gal - *Nacho 100th scrappie Navs can't reply because she's busy thinking of her epitaph one-liner*
thought of it..."excuse my dust" :P
Now, please bury me deep. :|

Jane - Ooopps!! Muzzammil dahling, would you pls revive poor baby here with some CP...err...i mean some crisp popcorn?
Bwahahhahahahhahahaha

World Gal - *Hopes that Muzamil ignores Jane's faltoo ka full form of CP and gives some ACTUAL CP*
ahemmmm.

Sayesha - Muzi sirf mera hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Well I can't disclose the details of the party, but the most important thing is that Sayesha had to leave early, and so Muzi offered to drop her home, while the other girls turned a horrible shade of green.

Muahahaha! :D






72 comments:

The Girl Who Sold The World said...

GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A big fat THENGA to TGFI. :D

Muhahahahaha.

Ab hum post padhenge...*smug grin*. :D

Anonymous said...

uhhh

missed!

satish :(

Anonymous said...

uhhh

missed!

satish :(

Maverick said...

oh chakk de fatte !!!!!!!!
me second... :D

The Girl Who Sold The World said...

Mast, mast post. :P Really, those emails were hilarious! I can't believe that we all were so idle as to respond to them every few hours and actually succeeded in making it more than 100 threads long. And as for the party, hahahahahahahahaha. Good that you didn't mention a thing about the crazy affair, as per the agreement. :P

And Muzi is MINE!!! X-( He was with ME all the time. He had just sent a nakli Muzi to fool you all the time. Muhahahaha...*smug grin*. :D



@Satish: Muhahahahaha *shows her little thenga to him too*.

@TGFI: Just rubbing it in again. THENGA!!!! :D :D :D

satish said...

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Ipanema Gal - yahoo down over here too.\

Sayesha - Come in Charlie 1 2 3... Come in Charlie 1 2 3... Charlie ke bache kahan hai tu... Singapore reporting Yahoo's downfall :'(

Gemini - Charlie ka bachcha North America mein bhi nahin hai...kisi aur ne usse dekha hai kya???
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=)) =)) (where are the darn smileys!!)

loved it!!

thanks for letting us in.

PSV said...

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Duhita said...

Who's this Muzamil joe?!?!?! Very nice;) If the initial plans for the party was this fun, I wonder how the ACTUAL party was....hmmm...Cindy Lauper comes to mind...:D Girls just wanna have fun now! I take it non bloggers aren't allowed to these VERY exclusive parties huh? hehehe

sakhi said...

ROFL ..Tht was AWESOME!! u gals really seem to have a good time..
Keep Smiling :)

sakhi.

PS:btw, did u ppl decide over Muzzamml Ibrahim??

Nirwa said...

Hahaha.. Had so much fun!!

Abhi tak my isp has not unblocked blogspot.. VSNL sucks more than my vacuum.. hmmpphhh! :D

Had great fun reading it and going through it again! :D

Nirwa

Rohit Talwar said...

Girls, (ahem) khub masti ho rahi hai!

And, whoever thought of Karan Johar...Sheesh... *some* thought! And, Sash, you love that dude? Err..nevermind.

I enjoyed reading this! Couls almost picture The Girl & Sayesha while reading!:P

Rohit Talwar said...

Girls, (ahem) khub masti ho rahi hai!

And, whoever thought of Karan Johar...Sheesh... *some* thought! And, Sash, you love that dude? Err..nevermind.

I enjoyed reading this! Couls almost picture The Girl & Sayesha while reading!:P

Rohit Talwar said...

Girls, (ahem) khub masti ho rahi hai!

And, whoever thought of Karan Johar...Sheesh... *some* thought! And, Sash, you love that dude? Err..nevermind.

I enjoyed reading this! Couls almost picture The Girl & Sayesha while reading!:P

Rohit Talwar said...

Girls, (ahem) khub masti ho rahi hai!

And, whoever thought of Karan Johar...Sheesh... *some* thought! And, Sash, you love that dude? Err..nevermind.

I enjoyed reading this! Couls almost picture The Girl & Sayesha while reading!:P

Rohit Talwar said...

Girls, (ahem) khub masti ho rahi hai!

And, whoever thought of Karan Johar...Sheesh... *some* thought! And, Sash, you love that dude? Err..nevermind.

I enjoyed reading this! Couls almost picture The Girl & Sayesha while reading!:P

Janefield said...

:D :D :D

Oye Rohu....tu post padhke talli ho gaya kya jo itne saare comments (woh bhi sirf ek ki comment bar bar) maar rahe ho :P

Shabaash Sash, for going thru the madness YEGGAIN...teri patience ki daat dene padegi. Thinking of the email threads itself mera haal hi bigad gaya *insert yahoo's hair pulling smiley* Uske baad navigating, reading and replying left me to-TALLI exhausted. Thank god Muzzi made up for it :P

Party was madhatter types. Sab ke sab HIGH ho gaye nahin....lol...

Perspective Inc. said...

Am jealous!! (sigh)
:-)

Janefield said...

Oye TGFI, kuthe geli tu?? I have some idea how you can "put fight" between Sash and TGWSTW since they ganged up against you about snatching some metals....

You see, TGWSTW and I were fighting over Abhishek...no, not in that way...she thinks he looks like a DYING CROW IN THE RAIN. Much as I adore the li'l B, this was funny as hell.

So we laughed and decided that Karan KOO Johar be made our next target aka butt of jokes. I said now HE looks like a wet crow in the rain (wet coz of perennial hair gel) always KOO-ing "Kawwwwraannn Kawwwwwraaaannnn.."

Khi Khi Khi Khi!

Wot you say, Sash? :P

The Girl Who Sold The World said...

Oye TCO! Me and Sayesha didn't gang up! X-( Pffft. I just happened to be online when Sayesha posted and noticed it...ahem...*smart grin*. :D

And Abhishek Bacchhan (howsoever he spells it) DOES look like that! So, am I right or am I right? :D :D :D

Rebellion said...

How could I be late for this post Sash!!

Nice one.. good editing ;) hehehe

Btw... In case you didn't realise.. Muzi offered to drop you home coz I winked and asked him to do so and after dropping you home HE CAME BACK TO ME
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA coz
MUZI SIRF MERA HAI \:D/
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :P:P


Btw.. there will be more parts to it dear, once every fortnight or at least every month! I'll make sure for next 3 months at least ;) :P

Take care,
Aarti

PS: MUZI MERA HAI..
MARK YAHAN HAI isliye
MUZI SIRF MERA HAI...
And I just told this to Jane.. ul can baantofy him after October :P:P

The_Girl_From_Ipanema said...

ha ha ha. so much fun came! aga mi lab madhe hoti TCO. no blog shog there.

@tgwstw,
but unfortunately for all her fudakna, this gold doesnt count honey. and as a penalty for cheating, you hereby forfeit ALL your golds.
bwahahahahaha

have to agree with her about aby and the wet crow. karan johar then looks like a scarecrow.
how can anyone like any of those? sheesh.

Angelsera said...

hahaha...sounds like you girls had a ball!!

Sayesha said...

#World Gal,
:D

#Satish,
Hahaha! There was no way you could have got this gold. One of the sistahs had to do it! :D

#Maverick,
Kya chakk de fatte?? Ulle de pathhe tu third hai! :D

#World Gal,
Yeah I can't believe the nonsense we wrote! OJ does make one high huh? :D

//And Muzi is MINE!!! X-( He was with ME all the time. He had just sent a nakli Muzi to fool you all the time.

Oye ja ja! Asli Muzi mere paas tha, naqli tere paas! Mark idhar hai, Muzi yeh hai! Muahahaha! :D

#Satish,
Hahaha! We didn't exactly let you in... you just got to see the prelude a la Salman in HAHK :D

#PSV,
Hahahahahahahaha! Typical guy reaction! :D

#Duhita,
He's gorgeous huh?? What a find! :D
Actual party was rockin', but I am not allowed to disclose details warna sab log mujhe marengi! :'(
*points to them and cries*

//I take it non bloggers aren't allowed to these VERY exclusive parties huh? hehehe

Hahaha! I guess BYOB could also stand for Bring Your Own Balti. :D

#Sakhi,
Yeah, we did! :D

//btw, did u ppl decide over Muzzamml Ibrahim??

Yeah he was the final unanimous choice! :)

#Nirwa,
Hahaha! I did 300 crunches in the gym on sunday afternoon and every time I read this, oh boy, do my abs hurts! :D

#Rohit,
Hehehe... tera record atak gayela hai kya? Ekich baat kitni baar bolega re?

And yes, I like Karan Johar because he's cute and funny and smart and dresses well and is incredibly talented, something most straight guys can only dream of! :/

//Couls almost picture The Girl & Sayesha while reading!:P

Arree sirf hum dono?? :O :O :O

#Chosen one,
//Oye Rohu

Hahahaah! Oye Rohu toh ek fish hota hai na? :D

And yeah, I can't believe I went thru the threads, sorted, edited and came up with this post. But I had to put this down somewhere, a post dedicated to the sistah-hood. I won't (can't) do this again for the next part. :D

Yeah, Muzi was a heaven-sent! :)

#Persepctive,
:P

#Chosen one,
//I have some idea how you can "put fight" between Sash and TGWSTW since they ganged up against you about snatching some metals....

OYE! I didn't "gang up". Ipanema Gal ka goldcard subscription expire ho gaya so gold was up for auction again, and World Gal swooped in with a good offer. :D

Abhi looks like a crow in the rain?? Naah! Maybe his Dad does... hehehe :P Abhi rocks... but let him stay in his clothes please! :O

//Wot you say, Sash? :P

Sash doesn't say anything. :/
My Karan Johar rocks. Period. Guys hate him cos he's so smart and funny and talented. Girls hate him because he looks at SRK instead of looking at them. :|

#World Gal,
Abhi looked like that in the Kabhi neem neem song, but he rocked in Dhoom. :D

#Aarti,
//Muzi offered to drop you home coz I winked and asked him to do so and after dropping you home HE CAME BACK TO ME

Naan sense. Mark idhar hai. Muzi yeh hai. :D

//Btw.. there will be more parts to it dear, once every fortnight or at least every month! I'll make sure for next 3 months at least ;) :P

More parties yes. More blogging about it no :D

#Ipanema Gal,
//this gold doesnt count honey. and as a penalty for cheating, you hereby forfeit ALL your golds.

Oye! Subscription time par pay nahin karegi toh connection toh kat jayega na? Yeh Bhai ki gali hai, yahan bina hafta diye kitne din rehne ka plan tha tera? Huh huh huh? :/

Karan Johar does not does not does not look like a scarecrow! :'(
You are just jealous of SRK! :/

#Angelsera,
Yeah it was AWESOME! :D

Anonymous said...

wow, you people are the biggest nerds i have ever encountered.

Rohit Talwar said...

Eew. Just saw the comment got posted four times! :O :O :O Sheesh. Blogger, DIE!

And...Karan Johar..talented? OH COME ON! :/

Sayesha said...

#Anon,
Nerds??? Errr... lost you buddy :)

#Rohit,
//And...Karan Johar..talented? OH COME ON! :/

No matter how much you may hate his movies, you gotta admit he's got the pulse of the people. He knows what sells and he's an excellent marketeer. And that, my friend, shows talent. :)

satish said...

_______
Hahaha! We didn't exactly let you in... you just got to see the prelude a la Salman in HAHK :D
_______
in that way, u all must have missed my sudden appearance. (in the tarzan style.. HOOHOOOOOOOO)

:D

classes are starting from today onwards yaar. huh! its such a long time after the vacations, but i dont feel enthusiastic! :(

guess, i will have to do things other than reading ur blogs!

chalo, bbye!

The Smiling Girl said...

Thank God, tune sab post kar diya, main to poore mails bhi nahi padhi re ab tak...:)
Tht was a good post.. Hehe.. and yes lets not divulge any more details to the rest of the world.. Hehe.. :)

Arey yeh kya, tune Anon comments block kar diya??
Well, if Duhita is reading this, I wanted to tell this to u for a long time. I had to block Anon comments on my blog too for some reason, wanted to tell - Pls dont mind, lets meet on Sash's space!! :)

The Smiling Girl said...

Sash, Techie glitches mein u shud've mentioned my Yahoo also... It was soooo irritating that day!
But thank God, we finally managed to have fun.. :)

And to the other girls of the ya-ya sisterhood - I am away for 2 more days on some nice training, and so I am not planning to write another group mail, coz I feel so jealous that I could not be a part of that long chain.. it was superb fun!!
Once I am back, I will start another chain.
Meanwhile, If u be a good girl, World Girl, by not starting another mail thread, I will let u drink at the next party... woh bhi all the drinks I ever mentioned on my space!! :)
Kya bolti hain?

Sayesha said...

#Satish,
Areeee my classes will also start soon... mera soch...! :O

And what chalo bye and all that?? Aajkal ke youngsters have no riss-pact! Where is my 'chaliye bye'?? :D

#Smiling Gal,
Blocked anonymous comments?? Nahin toh, I did not block anything! :O

Arre everything that happened AT the party was off limits for this blog that's why I did not mention your yahoo problem. :D

See ya at the next party, babes! ;)

qsg said...

I am maha late for the party - damn these corporate slave drivers!!!!

Great party, and I can't believe you went thru the madness to pull out this stuff and post it.

Cheers to you for your patience!

Girls, who's next? Koi to shaadi karo, we need another bachelorette party! This time, won't let two girls monopolize, you know what!!! ;)

Iday said...

rockin post!!!
absolutely loved those discussions :)
Karan Johar the Koo was ultimate :P

Hope u gilrs have a real bachelorette party (as against an e-party) and we get to see the snaps/videos :P

Raj said...

That sounds like a fun bachelorette party. But u like Karan Johar? Really?? Altho its good that u didn't want him as a stripper cos he shud not be allowed to strip in front of humans ever!!

On a related note, I've never been to a bachelor party :(

Janefield said...

I'm really liking Iday :)) Tha na jhakkas joke? Shyaani Sash was not willing to put that in at first, thoda bribe dena pada Singapore ko, Krrish ishtyle!!

And Sash, yes, yes, Koo Johar is hilarious, I enjoy his clever wit too, but that's about it!! I will say NOTHING about any of his other err..attributes..and I don't wanna know ANYTHING about his talents in any department!!!

Bring your own BAALTI was fundoo, re! :D

@ SG...here no training, only raining :D Come back soon and bombard us with chain mails :D

@ Fashionably late Gemini, talli hone ke liye baalti tere paas perenially hai na, toh reason/season ki wait nahin karne ka ;)

The Inquisitive Akka said...

Hey that sounded like a lot of fun! :) I'd love to join next time!
Btw thanks for the info, I hope I manage to do some sightseeing.

Sayesha said...

#Gemini,
//Girls, who's next? Koi to shaadi karo, we need another bachelorette party!

World Gal's on the fast track for everything so I guess uski shaadi hi next hai! :D

#Iday,
//Hope u gilrs have a real bachelorette party (as against an e-party) and we get to see the snaps/videos :P

Hahahaha! Guys and their hopes! Hahaha! :D

#Raj,
Yes I like Karan Johar. He's smart and funny and talented and successful. :)

//On a related note, I've never been to a bachelor party :(

So the first one will be your own! :D

#Chosen one,
//Shyaani Sash was not willing to put that in at first, thoda bribe dena pada Singapore ko

Arre yaar... Mere pyaare KJ ka popcorn bana dala! :'( Koo popcorn ka idea was a bit hard to digest... no pun intended. :D

#Akka,
Gimme a holler if you have spare time during your trip, we can meet up. :)

The Inquisitive Akka said...

That would be nice!

Rebellion said...

Oye ma'am...

Shyaanpatti bohot zyada ho rahi hai teri kya?!?! Bola na.. Muzi mera hai matlab mera hai bas !! :P:P

Btw.. just yaad aaya, whats the status of your survey?? I couldn't see the movie yaar but I'd sent the link to around 50 or maybe even more in my address book.. Hope 10 ne to bhara hoga?! Sab ke sab lazy bimbo's hai!!! :-s

Neways, let us know the status of your survey dear and don't forget.. MUZI MERA HAI.. Agree varna aapka survey ka link hack karva dungi :P:P:P

Take care,
Aarti :P:P

PS: Muzi mera tha, mera hai aur mera hi rahegaaaa :P:P

satish said...

now tht its public tht i have nuthing else to do but post a comment on ur space and wait for the reply, i sudnt bother abt people calling my beshrum and lukkha.

aur kya yaar sayesha, maine woh tarzan wala mast joke maara(killed?? :O) tha, aap toh hanse hee nahin :(.

mujhe apni btp (ie btech project) start karni hai yaar, aap ashirwaad de dena!(jai sayesha!) ( i left 'maa'; and i believe you appreciate the fact.)

aur chalo, bhi equivalently rees-pect-phool hai yaar!

chaliye bye!

:D

Sudeep said...

he he.. nice post

a few enlightening things i got frm here:
1. Sayesha calls every hot male bod hers.. n also pavitra pyar n all stuff

2. Navdeep a.k.a World Gal a.k.a Navdya (yes with xtra a) is really a baby gal.. har jagah usse bacchi kehte hain
MUAHAHAHAHAHA! :P

i dont know the other babes so wont comment lekin bhari jokes the unke bhi

Raj said...

Kyon? Meri hi kyon? Meri bachelor party mein to abhi kafi time hai. Tab tak mere kisi na kisi friend ki shaadi to ho hi jayegi :)

spamtaneous said...

hey bahgwan.. aaj kal ki naari junta bhi....ek stripper decide nahi kar paa rahi hai....

Apy said...

Waaaaaaaoooooooooooowww.... itni saari masti.. good hai good hai

Duhita said...

Gorgeous is quite right, I had to google him last night after reading your post!:D

Bringing my own blog will never happen! Oops so sad :( No parties for me. Sniff sniff.

@SG....No worries abt banning us muggles, aur haan I finally finished books 5 and 6 and I want the next one out ASAP!:D

Sakshi said...

With blogger problems, My comment did not post. WAAHHHHHHHHHHH.
I forgot the bulk of it but it went along the lines, that I should throw all parties online (cheap for me) ....
And requested Sayesha bhai to leave me pavitra pyar, All hot guys alone..

Sakshi said...

Oh.. And imp...
Drinking age in India is 21, me knows ....

Abhishek said...

girls will be girls...!!!

chandu said...

absolutely!

qsg said...

@ Fashionably late Gemini, talli hone ke liye baalti tere paas perenially hai na, toh reason/season ki wait nahin karne ka ;)

Paapi pet ka sawaal hai - hai hai yeh majboori, cool blogging aur yeh doori - is do takiya di naukri ne mere kitne comments miss karaye! ;) seriously, been crazy busy!

World gal: First in a hurry to start darooing, and now shaadi also...kya re...jaldi kya hai??? ;)

Sayesha said...

#Akka,
Okie doks! Have a good trip to my second home! :)

#Aarti,
Offo! Yeh aaj kal ka chhokri log bhi na...

Chal theek hai, October tak tera, phir uske baad usko chup chaap apunke hawaale karne ka, samjhi kya? :D Usko burqa pehenke aane ko bolna, warna baaki chhokri log beech se kidnap karke le jayegi! :O

#Satish,
//aur kya yaar sayesha, maine woh tarzan wala mast joke maara(killed?? :O) tha, aap toh hanse hee nahin :(.

Bache... jab saamne Muzi jaisi cheez ho na, toh Sayesha ka dhyaan aur kahin bhi nahin ja sakta... Tarzan agar kathalaki bhi karey side mein toh usko koi nahin dekhne wala. :D

// i left 'maa'; and i believe you appreciate the fact.

I do. :D If you hadn't left that out, teri woh waat lag jati! :D

#Sudeep,
//1. Sayesha calls every hot male bod hers.. n also pavitra pyar n all stuff

Yes yes they are all MINE! Muahahaha! :D And how dare you say anything about my pavitra pyaar(s)??? :O :D

//i dont know the other babes so wont comment lekin bhari jokes the unke bhi

Arre nahin yaar, bol le.. dil ki baat dil mein nahin rakhte... sehat ke liye hanikarak hai. :O

#Raj,
Hahahah! Chal all the best yaar! :D

#Spammy,
Arre kya karein... kisi ke abs achhe hain, kisi ki eyes achhi hain, kisi ki height achhi hai... we're so spoilt for choices that decide karne mein time lagta hai :D

#Apy,
:D

#Duhita,
//Bringing my own blog will never happen!

Arre blog laane ko kisne bola? Just bring your own batli/baalti! :D

#Sakshi,
Tu bhi mere pavitra pyaaron ke peechhe hai?? (Wah wah what alliteration!)

Theek hai, tu apni bach party mein zaroor bulana. Pot luck. Everyone brings a hunk. :)

//Drinking age in India is 21

Hahahaha! You make it sound like it's compulsory, like voting! :D

#Abhishek,
And boy, are we glad about it! :D

#Chandu,
You're right. 'Abs'olutely is the word, my friend. :D

Sayesha said...

#Gem,
Arre! Welcome back. I know why you're here but Muzi toh chala gaya! :D Sorry about that! See ya @ World Gal's bach party! ;) The sumo should be ready by then! :D

Ekta said...

hahaah!
This is sooo cute!
Loved the looonng chat!!!
Great idea..I want to crazy chat too!!

Anand said...

oh man!
Thats some long post!!
U gals are crazy and seem to have had a blast!!

Rohit Talwar said...

No. You know how he got the nerve? He knows what his family friends have been selling for ages, and very well at that. HE DOES JUST THAT.

lil _kath said...

whoaa... that was a loooong post ^_^ you rock dudettes :P


cheers,
-kathy-

The Light-House. said...

No talks of Salman "Balding" Khan stripping.
Arjun Singh ...
Talk of drinking ...remembers a Large peg of dark rum couple of summers ago.
Pop Corn ... no thanks dont like it much.
Orange Juice ... will do

on a "Techincal Front" I think somethings wrong with thy Blog Template it was acting wierd on FireFox.

Sayesha said...

#Ekta,
Join us next time! Remember to bring baalti :D

#Anand,
Yes indeed we did :)

#Rohit,
//He knows what his family friends have been selling for ages, and very well at that. HE DOES JUST THAT.

And it's SOOO easy to do that, yeah? :-/

#Kathy,
Long time no see, babe! :) Good post to return to! ;)

#Tarun,
Hahahaah! Are you trying to invite yourself to our next party? ;)

On the technical front, my blog looks REALLY weird on both Firefox and IE! :@

Sudeep said...

Arre nahin yaar, bol le.. dil ki baat dil mein nahin rakhte... sehat ke liye hanikarak hai

muh khulvake bacche ki jaan logi kya.. :D

The Light-House. said...

Na me is too busy on week days (read office) and too busy hog Parathas and sleeping on Sundays ...
I treat myself to a party every time I get to see a good cricket match.
Not much partying without friends :(

GuNs said...

Well well....

That sure was entertaining ! Nirwa suggested I read this post.

Didnt know theres a sistaahs-gang in the blogosphere !!

LOL, very very entertaining and positively hilarious, I must say.

Do check out my blog if you get any time.

-PeAcE
--WiTh
----GuNs

dharmu said...

hey tapori bhai, i was not around, so u guys were saved. or i would have done some serious "curious geroge" tricks and sneaked into the party to have some fun!

8 sexy babes and 1 sexy stripper ?
awww....it would have been a chance of a life time. would have doen some exclusive page3 coverage on my blog.

koi baat nahi, next time foto kheechungi.

Sayesha said...

#Sudeep,
//muh khulvake bacche ki jaan logi kya.. :D

Haan. :)

#Tarun,
I wanna hog on parathas too!!! :'(

#Guns,
Welcome to Sayeshaz! Glad you liked it :)
And oh, look around you, there are LOADSA gangs in blogosphere! :D
ps: I'm off to your place after writing this. :)

#Dharmu,
Haan yaar... tu Harley ko lekar kidhar chali jati hai re?? Next party mein aana, aur ek hunky biker ko saath mein lana! ;)

Janefield said...

wot hapnd to conclusion? how come deleted :D

Sayesha said...

#The chosen one,
Pata nahin yaar! I just noticed! That had the details of how Muzi dropped me home. Did one of you gals hack into my account and delete the most significant part?? X-(

It's back now! Muahaha! :D

Janefield said...

hahahah! muzzi ko exclusive line maregi na toh anjaam achcha nahin hoga....tera blog bhi dar gayega, dekh!!! :P

Rohit Talwar said...

Hmm.. Okay! So you are a fan. Let's leave it!

His movies suck. X-(

HMPH!

:P

Sayesha said...

#The chosen one,
Muzi came back to me muahaha! :D

#Rohit,
I'm not a fan of his movies, but I'm a fan of his business strategies. And him as a person :)

Di said...

tooooo gud..laughed my head off...wish i was there...!!!

Sayesha said...

#Di,
Yeah, it was a blast! :D

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