So my new monitor blanks out again. I call Dell Tech Support again and they make me open up the CPU and fiddle around. It looks like the problem is not with my monitor. Could be the video card or something else. Dell is gonna take my CPU away for testing.
I was telling a friend of mine about the computer when I cracked the Dell-wale joke in the title of this post.
And ever since my mind's been full of other similar, possible (bad) jokes.
Dell Toh Pagal Hai
They gave me a new monitor when the problem was not even with the monitor
Dell Hai Ki Maanta Nahin
The tech support guy refuses to believe me when I say that the video card is not loosely connected
Dell Ka Rishta
Two-year warranty
Dell Maange More
When they demand answers to more funny questions they ask.
He - "Is the monitor connected to the power socket?"
Me (thought bubble) - "No, I'm crazy. I am expecting my monitor to work without connecting the power."
Dell Se
What the sticker on their delivery box should say
Hum Dell De Chuke Sanam
After they take my monitor away
Dell Chahta Hai
When they wanted me to monitor the monitor for another day
Koi Mere Dell Mein Hai
When the monitor would spookily blank out on me
Dell Pardesi Ho Gaya
When they sent my old monitor to Malaysia for testing
Dell Kya Kare
When the tech support guy was clueless
Dell Ne Phir Yaad Kiya
When they called to ask when they could deliver the new monitor
Dell Hai Tumhara
When I realised the comp is still under warranty
Hum Aapke Dell Mein Rehte Hain
What my video card is saying right now
Koi Mere Dell Se Poochhe
When my comp is trying to tell me what is wrong using weird error messages
Hamara Dell Aapke Paas Hai
When I call and remind them about my monitor
Dell Deke Dekho
Suggestion by tech support guy
Dell Ka Kya Kasoor
Tech support guy blaming me? :/
Dell Ke Jharokhe Mein
'Windows' error?
Dard-e-Dell
Inability to blog
Got any more? ;)
Saturday, January 28, 2006
Dell-wale CPU le jayenge
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me first. ha ha ha :P
im 2nd
ZE SILVER'S MINE!
HHAHAHAH
HAHAHAH
AHAHAHHAHAH
(Evil silver-winner type laugh!)
shit yaar!
toone saare cover kar liye!
i cant think of no more!
hats caps mufflers t-shirts blazers (bas! aur nahi!) off to sayesha!
@the girl!
CHOP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahah
hahahaha
ahhahahah
ahahahahah
THIRD!!!!!!!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!!! Awesome post!!!! I nearly choked on the Uncle Chips that I was eating...haha.
//Dell Pardesi Ho Gaya
When they sent my old monitor to Malaysia for testing//
HAHAHAHA!!! This was grrreat!
One more: DELL.
Matlab: Everything is Dell's fault. ;)
Kuch Dell Ne Kaha? Ummm...kaha hee nahin...kiya bhi! :P
And Chapaat, itna khush mat ho...I would've got the silver...woh toh meri comment window hee nahin khuli...HMPH!
@ Chapaat: Abhi dekha tera comment... X-(
I just donated the silver to you this time! :P
Aur agar Chopsuey khaani hai, toh apne Chapaati restaurant mein banvani shuroo kar de. :P HAHAHAHAHAHA.
At a time when I wasn't smiling, your post made me do exactly that. Thanks. :D
N of course, a few contributions from the PJ king:
1. Duniya Dell Waalon Ki: Name of their next Indian campus perhaps?
2. Kabhi Kabhie Mere Dell Mein...(Sayesha finishes) Problems ka bauchaar hota hai.
3. Dell Jo Bhi Kahe...wohi sach hai.
4. Dell ne jise apna kaha, usi ka bhala hua.
n finally, a note to all of us who 'haath dhoke' have fallen after poor Dell:
Dell hi to hai...Maaf kar de.
hahaha... I've read a few things on similar lines before... Anyone got that sms forward about film titles suggested by engineers?? Hilarious shit....
Yeh Dell. Deewana. Deewana, hai yeh Dell.
Deewane ne. Mujhko bhi. Kardala, deewana.
Real funny Sayesha, I don't know how you come up with these incidents which somehow turn into awesome jokes!
Dellwale computer lejayenge it seems!
@the girl
battameez!
silk kee kameez!
(woh bhi fati hui!)
khabardaar gustaakh ladki!
khabardaar jo chapaati ka naam liya!
Dell to hai Dell.. Dell ka eitbaar kya kije...
#aise hi monitor / cord kharaab ho jata hai :O
Its interesting post.. majaaa aaya padhke..
Cheers !
MeAWinner !
So no blogging for a while?
Acha post tha
@Chapaat
Nyanyanyanyanya...*shows THENGA to you* Chapaati Chapaati Chapaati Chapaati Chapaati Chapaati Chapaati Chapaati Chapaati Chapaati Chapaati Chapaati Chapaati Chapaati Chapaati Chapaati Chapaati Chapaati
Yeh ley, ley diya naam...aur poore 15.397583 (approx) baari liya hai! Kya karega?
MUAHAHAHAHAHA (evil girl type laugh)
Hilarious!! :D
Dell ne tumko, chun liya hai...
...zindagi bhar tang karne ke liye!! ;) (Hopefully not, though!!)
PJ, I know...don't stone me!! :D
jeez.. sumthing with dell..
eerr..*flexing my hindi speaking muscles*
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*flexing english speaking muscles*
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damn i suck!
..p..
itna saara faaartt... room freshner khatam ho gaya... huh
:)
Dell se aaya mera dost
When the guy comes to take your computer away
Dell Kabootar Khana Hai!!!!!????? ha ha..
Dell ka kya kasoor??
:)
Oops! dint read that you already had mentioned it!
//
Dell Deke Dekho
Suggestion by tech support guy
//
this rocked the most!
Sayesha...you write the sexiest stuff ever!
Got more? naah. cant think even a percent like you!!
Phunny!!
Thaliyaan. Ek se badkar ek :)
Thaliyaan. Ek se badkar ek :)
hehe bahut accha hua jo tere cpu ki waat lagi...very good..subhan allaah..ati sundar! :P
Tinku
#American Pie,
Wah Amrikan babu, naya gold? Badhiya hai. You look like Bappi Lahiri now. :D
#Ze Ex,
There's an 'evil silver-winner type laugh'?? Hahahahaha!
ps: That was my "Yah ladka toh bilkul khiskela hai" type laughter.
/hats caps mufflers t-shirts blazers (bas! aur nahi!) off to sayesha!
Oye, this is a family blog. Waapas pehen saare kapde! :O
#The Girl,
//Uncle Chips
Uncle Chips? You're having Uncle Chips?? :( Mere liye bhijwa na... India mein ek chips hota tha Binnies Pudina Punch! Ufff!!! The thought of it makes me drool! :P ~ ~
//woh toh meri comment window nahin khuli
Hahahahah! :D
//Chopsuey
Chopsuey? You're having chopsuey?? :( Mere liye bhijwa na...
#Shekhar aka PJ King,
Hahahaha! "Kabhi Kabhie Mere Dell Mein..." was too funny! :D
#Creep,
Post it on your blog yaar! Hum bhi padhenge! :D
#Sahil,
Hahahahahaha! For some reason, I could imagine you singing this! Hilarious! :D
#Ze Ex,
Baap re... tu abhi tak senti hai chapaati ke baare mein? :O
#MeAwinner,
//Dell to hai Dell.. Dell ka eitbaar kya kije...
Hahahahaha! Sahi bola re! :D
#Thanu,
Pata nahin yaar... the monitor goes on and off unpredictably... it's become like life, jab tak hai, tab tak hai... uske baad pata nahin... :D
#The Girl,
You stay in touch bacha... I wanna see how you turn out 10 years later... teri mental age ka lagta hai kuchh nahin hoga! :D
#Clueless,
Zindagi bhar?? Oye shubh shubh bol! Meri blogging ki already waat lagi hui hai! :O
#Priya,
Though you did not suggest any new Dell PJs, but your comment sure was HILARIOUS!!! :D
#Spammy,
Oye! Log khush hote hain toh dard hota hai tujhe? Hmmph! :/
#Vinesh,
Hahahahah! Dost??! As long as he repairs my comp jaldi se, I guess I could call him dost! :P
#Eclectic,
Hahahahhahaha! You know what? I imagined the Dell guys opening up my CPU and suddenly thirteen pigeons flying outta it with a 'phurrrrrr' sound, leaving them scratching their heads! Hahaha! :D
#ROS,
Yes baby, I already wrote it :)
#Rohit,
Hehehe... that's one of my favs too! :P Thanks thanks! :)
#Just another,
Thanks! :P
#Tinku,
Oye! Kyun ashubh baatein karta hai yaar? Mere blogging se itna kasht hota hai tere dil ko kya? :(
Another good post. Dell se great post...Enjoy
//Mere blogging se itna kasht hota hai tere dil ko kya? :(
Haan, bahut kasht hota hai! Issiliye to aata hoon main tere blog pe roz taaki mere ko kasht ho :P IDIOT KAHIN KI!!!
Tinku
#Suds,
Hehehe.. thank you yaar. Dell se.. :)
#Tinku,
Hai Raaaaaam!
Daant diya bachi ko??
Woh bhi capital letters mein???
Mil gayi mann ko santushti????
:(
Hahaaa :-)
Sayesha, mere Dell mein words nahi rahe.....
Kya post hai!
:-)
OMG, that was hilarious Sayesha!! How the hell did you come up with all these?
Awesome!!
Yeah.You must have spent quite some time on coming up with these, for sure!
I saw this T-Shirt once at Shopper's Stop, which had "Hell" written in the logo-way that is symbolic of "Dell".
It went on like this:
"Hell With Computers!", with that hell written in Dell's logo.
sf = sayesha's friend
cs = sayesha
sf: oye sayesha! kya karreli hai ?
cs: bas kuch nahi yaar.. computer pe baithee hu ..
sf: :O!!! abe tera weight kitna hai ??
cs: 168.387387(approx) kgs... par kyu ??
sf: abe anpad! apne computer ko dekh..
cs ne dekha kee uska computer tukde tukde ho gaya and she started singing
'jab dell hee toot gaya, to jee ke kya karein..'
hence sc commited suicide.
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Dell keh raha hai....tujh se yoon rishta "tod" loon ;)
ROTFLMAO @ Chapaat's comment
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@Sayesha: Aaj kal shayad voh Pudina munch nahin aata. I can't find it anywhere. :P
And meri mental age toh itni hee rahegi. :D
#Harshi,
Hahaha! Sash Dell se tera shukriya adaa karti hai :P
#Kroopa,
Hehehehe... it just happens yaar... sometimes something just strikes you and it becomes a blog post. :P
#Tequila,
I wrote this in ten minutes flat yaar! I swear! :D
#Ze Ex,
Teri kheti hai kya??? Mere age aur mere weight mein apni marzi se jo bhi chaha add kar diya?? Kambakht! :@
ps: Maar daala.... maaaaaar daaaaalaaaaaaaaaa :(
pps: And once again, in BOLD letters??!! :(
#Raj,
Arre jab Dell hi toot gaya... :(
#The Girl,
//Aaj kal shayad voh Pudina munch nahin aata.
Sigh... all good things must come to an end, eh? :(
ps: I WANT India wala pudina punch wala chips!!! NOW! :(
Dell pe mat le yaar
Dont take it out on Dell
Dell-lagi
Dell ki watt lagi
Dell aashna hain
With so many calls Sayesha's got to know the geek at Dell better [Evil laugh]
Dell hain betaab
The Geek @Dell is anxious to set the problem right and personally deliver the comp back to Sayesha
Dell diya Dard liya
Ever since she gave her Dell to the geek for repair, he's too much of a pain in the 'you know where' for Sayesha...Keeps calling for no reason... sends gifts
Dell-Well Pyar Vyar
Well whats up with Geek@Dell
Pyar Vyar??
[voice = Ashok Kumar]Agle Episode mein dekhengey Hum-Log?[/voice]
Pudina wala chips!! delhi mein milta hai!! *evil smile*
Wow !!
Dell ki watt laga di :)
agar woh pad lenge toh has has ke pagal ho jayege!
@lalit ... u also did a great job :)
Cheers
aj
@Rohit:
KAHAN PAR???!!! :O Mujhe toh kabhi nahin mile! Name the shop. *Looks menacingly*
#Lalit,
Hahahahah! Fantastic job yaar! :D
I thought of one more before I went to sleep last night.
Sheesha ho ya Dell ho, aakhir toot jata hai... :P
#Rohit,
WHAT??!! Bhej naaaaaaaaaa! Pleeeeeeeeease! :P ~ ~
#AJ,
//agar woh pad lenge toh has has ke pagal ho jayege!
I hope they only laugh and don't sue me for defamation... :O
Nahin toh I will sing...
Sue kar mere dhan ko...
And Sayesha successfully cracks another bad one! :D
#The Girl,
Tujhe mil jaaye toh please das-pandrah packet idhar bhej dena bacha! Yum! :P ~ ~
Lols
one more
Dell to hain dell
dell ka aitbaar kya kijiye
Thx aj
dell diwana hota hai.... mastana hota hai...
V..
duniya DELL waloon ki...
;-)
V..
Virdee - logon ne dil ka dell kiya tune pyar ka dell kar diya ....kya yarrr! mast aadmi hai tu! Ek main bhi chitka hi deta hoon...
dell ka aana hai hai,
dell ka jana hai hai,
ye aaya ye gaya,
jane kahan kho gaya,
dell pardesi ho gaya
Tinku
Wow Sayesha-di too good!!
I got one!!!
"Phir Wahi Dell Laya Hoon"
- when the tech. support guys get the job done (but actually havent)
#Lalit,
Oops that one's taken already by MeAwinner! :P
#Virdi,
Eeesh! Yeh wala totally off tha yaar! Bacha we're spoofing 'dil' not 'pyaar'! Arre koi samjhao re isko rules! :P
ps: Duniya Dell walon ki is taken by Shekhar! :)
#Tinkuji,
Hahahaha! I sunaoed Virdi too! :P
Arre Dell pardesi ho gaya is taken by me! :/
#Trupsster,
Hehehehe! That's a good one! Perhaps my 'new monitor' is not actually 'new', eh? ;)
I have another one I have another one!
Dell aisa kisi ne mera toda... :P
Sayesha to Geek @Dell
Dell cheez kya hain aap meri jaan lijiye
Bas ek baar mera kaha maan lijiye
lols :-)
The problem:
Dell ke armaan aansuon mein beh gaye...
The Hope:
oh mere Dell ke chain,
chain aaye mere Dell ko Dua keejiye...
The solution:
Dell cheez kya aap mera Apple leejiye...
Geek unable to rectufy the problem
Sayesha: Tune Dell mera toda
kahin ka na choda
sanam bewafa hoooooo sanam bewafa
ok enough!!!
i solemnly vow not to come up with stupid lyrics n situations
What is this?
Your blog is behaving very strangely these days.
//Arre Dell pardesi ho gaya is taken by me! :/
ohh accha.. chal fir..
dell ke badle mein dell de
ye sauda humse kar le
tech-support guy giving u the replacement option hehe
Tinku
"dell deewaney dil sayesha ke maanenaaa!!!"
whatta cute post !!!
#Lalit,
You're brillianto! Simply brillianto! :D
Wah! :)
#Ravi,
//Dell ke armaan aansuon mein beh gaye...
Hahahahahaaha! :D
#Lalit,
//ok enough!!! i solemnly vow not to come up with stupid lyrics n situations
What?????? Just when your creativity was at its peak??!! :O Aisa zulm apne fans par?? :O
#Ravi,
Haan yaar... kuchh timing ka prob lagta hai... and some comments don't show up! :/
#Tinku,
Haan yeh wala sahi tha boss! :D
#Shreedhar,
Hehehe... thanks! :P
#Viks,
Eeeeeshhh! I have one thing to say to you:
Somebody... I won't tell you who... but I think you know him very well! Somebody...
" //Somebody... I won't tell you who... but I think you know him very well! Somebody...//
Hahahahahaha,
I'm gonna call children's aid. :D
And even though it takes them 23 mins to get home, I'll wait outside. hehe "
Russell Peters is the man...
Anyone seen the sketch on how everyone's gonna be beige 300 yearsfrom now??
So, you can run, but sooner or later, we're gonna hump you.... :D
Great post and here are some contributions from me:
1) Badi mushkil he, khoya mera Dell he
2) Yeh dil, Dell ki duniya me aisa haaalat hota he (yaadein song)
3) Churake Dell mera goriya chali (yaha pe munda chala :-D)
4) Hai hukku hai hukku hai hai, ye ladka mere saamne mera DEll liye jaaye jaaye jaaye..
5) Tasveer teri Dell me jis din se utaari he (mera bechaara Dell phatgaya :-D)
6) Kuch Dell ne kaha, kuch bhi nahi, kuch aisi bhi baatein hoti he, aisi bhi baatein hoti he
7) Na jaane mere Dell ko kya hogayaaaaaaaaa
8) Jo haal Dell ka idhar ho raha he, woh haal Dell ka udhar ho raha he..
9) Maane na mera Dell deewana
10) Kabhi tum kaho, kabhi me kahoo, ke mene tumhe ye Dell de diyaaaaa..
Thats it, I'm stopping at 10 :).
@The girl..
Kyon, You will come here from Chandi..? :P
dell lena khel hai delldaar ka...
washing my hands in flowing ganges
how abt dell hi dell mein!!!! two baffeled dell support officers munching on the de(vi)ll(ish) problem
Angreji ka sher sun..
Roses are red, scarlets are blue,
I was waiting for the next post, where is it
jo sher rhyme nahin karte unmein jyada depth hoti hai, bahut deep hote hain vo, deep bole to dunge..
chal fir issi baat pe ek chatkulla bhi sun...
what are the names of Dell's tech-support people?
The guy is Dellip Kumar
girl..Dellpreet Kaur
angrej..Dellbert
Sardar..Deller Mehndi
hmmm..And what about the Pakistani?
Buzdell
=))
Tinku
ye maine violet ko scarlet kyun likha?? bahut ajeeb se style ka typo hai...hmmm..
Tinku
Hey Hyper Kawaii^_^ hilarious one hehe..what if one employee of Dell ask to marry you??^_~ or the owner itself coz you made all those jokes and made them commercial here.Not bad huh? Sayesha's can have first sponsor...think of it yaar haha(jokin')
have a nice day sweetie...
-kathy-
#Vikram,
But I know that it will take you exactly three minutes to go outside, and in those three minutes... somebody... :D
//I hope I got the lyric right. :P
Oh dear, two people already took this one, but very impressive nevertheless! :)
#Zubair,
Welcome to Sayeshaz! Sahi waqt par aaye ho! :)
And your spoofs rock! :D
#Creep
//how everyone's gonna be beige 300 years from now??
Hahahaha! Yeah, seen it! :D
#Deeps,
Whoala!
Here's a song for you from the movie 'Dus':
Dus gaane likh ke le layi Dell!
Ladki, tujhme bahut talent hai, bahut aage jayegi, mera aashirwaad hai! :D
#Rohit,
DCH style - Pudina punch khaane ke liye hum kahin bhi pahunch sakte hain! Kyun, The Girl? Sahi boli na Sayesha? ;)
#Aethyr,
//dell lena khel hai delldaar ka...
Hahahaha! :D
//washing my hands in flowing ganges
Hahahaha! Mera influence ho gaya? :P
#Kaushik,
Hehehehe... Bechare Dellwale... must have blacklisted me man! :O
#Tinku,
//Roses are red, scarlets are blue,
I was waiting for the next post, where is it
Wah wah wah! Masha allah! Subhan allah! Kya sher mara! Wah wah!
Ab jawaab sun (utna hi besura, taaki tujhe complex na ho jaaye)
Roses are red, scarlets (scarlets?) are blue
I can't blog because I'm heartless.
Mere paas Dell naam ki cheez hi nahin hai.
Wah wah wah!
ps: Chutkulle mast they waise :P
//bahut ajeeb se style ka typo hai...hmmm..
Gosh, I made a weird typo once! I had to type 'b' and I ended up typing '6'. And they are nowhere near each other on the keyboard. They only look kinda similar. Was kinda freaked out about that for a while... lekin lagta apun dono ki wavelength matching-matching hai! Kyun Bhidu? :)
#Kathy,
//what if one employee of Dell ask to marry you??^
Not a bad idea... all comp probs will be auto-resolved! :)
//or the owner itself coz you made all those jokes and made them commercial here.
Hmmm... man, we should sell these jokes and earn royalty from Dell's competitors! :/
Ms V ke blog pe chipka hua hai tera vo typo. Maine dekha tha. Aaj kal main bahut blogs pe raid maar raha hoon. Soch raha hoon main bhi ek blog bana hi doon lekin usko maintain kaun karega...bahut fight ho jayegi! Aise`ich theek hai.
Tinku
ha ha..
Dus bahane karke legaye DELL legaye DELL.. hena hena..
:)
How delliberate! ;-)
DELL kabootar khan hai...
Har kisi ka aana jana hai...
V..
Geek urging Sayesha to sing
DELL ki girah khol do chup na baitho koi geet gao
to which Sayesha retorts
Jab haal-e-DELL tumse kehne ko main milne aati hun ...
oh no here i go again
that was great stuff sayesha...
u seem to be too pissed off with Dell ;-)
Cheers
@Rohit
Kyon, You will come here from Chandi..? :P
Haan...I visit Delhi every 3-4 months. Hahaha...Pudina Punch khaane ke liye, I can go there even more frequently. :P
Jaise ki Sayesha ne kaha. :D
Pudina Punch is yummmmm.......mmmmmmm.....
AND SAYESHA, UPDATE!
#Tinku,
Oye! You e-stalking me all over blogsphere eh? :D
//Soch raha hoon main bhi ek blog bana hi doon
This is amazing! I was just telling one of my friends today, "I'm beginning to like this Tinku guy. He sounds like someone smart and really really funny." Tera blog bahut mast hoga! Start one! Seriously! Phir hum sab teri waat lagayenge! :D
#Anu,
Hehehe... I sang something similar a few comments ago :P
#Drops,
Long time, girl! :)
#Virdi,
Hehehe... Dellwalon ke office ki beizzati kar di? :O
#Lalit,
Ya allah! Now you're jus' makin' stuff up, aren't you? :D
#Puneet,
Nahin re... not really pissed off with Dell... I just want my comp up and working yaar :(
#The Girl,
Oye don't forget to send my hissa! Mere ilaake mein rahegi toh hafta toh dena padega! Har mahine ek peti bhijwa de! Chips ki! ;)
//AND SAYESHA, UPDATE!
Arre yaar! Bhool gayi kya? My comp's conked off... there is no display... gaayab... it's gone, chole gechche!
I'm replying to comments from a friend's place yaar... can't really write new posts yahan se...
If my comp works tonight, will post something new... Waise bhi is dard-e-Dell ke chakkar mein mera Dell-o-dimaag khaali ho gaya hai lagta hai... no new blogging ideas... :(
//you're jus' makin' stuff up
you mean the earlier stuff was true??
:-O
#Lalit,
Nahin yaar... I meant that all the others were spoofs of actual movie/song names... but your last few ones sounded like you made up the song names and then spoofed them! :P
Dell liya Dard Leeyah?
Dell deke dekho Dell deke dekho Dell deke dekho ji.....O dil lene walo Dell dena sikho ji.
Thanx Sayesha I remember comenting ages ago on your DDLJ post...
Fabulous!
Now that is a great reason to buy a Dell.
(I haven't yet figured out any other - apart from the fun of using the online configurator - which I do once in a month at least - makes me feel good that my Apple is actually not overpriced - once I add in all the stuff I get with the Mac! He he he:-E)
Great post Sayesha.
#Tarun,
Hey, welcome back! Thanks for commenting! :)
#Pramod,
Thanks! :P
ps: I'm the wrong person to take a side. I have a PC at home and a Mac at work :P
#Arun,
Welcome to Sayeshaz and thanks! :)
best regards, nice info
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Hahah ! Super hilarious! Dell wale should read this post :D
Wow, thanks for pointing to this really nice post.
I guess, now anybody searching for "Dell" on google will land on this page. :D
hehahahaha! Dell jeet liya aapne bhai.. (that's when you've won a Dell)
Dell kabutar khana was so funny I laughed out loud.
Some more that I could recall -
Dell Bhi Tera Hum Bhi Tere (this would be when you fall in love with the tech support guy) :P
Dell Ki Baazi (gambling for a Dell)
Bade Dell Wala (that's opposite of chhote mobile/cell wala)
Phir Wohi Dell Laya Hoon (tech support guy refuses to replace your Dell)
Dell Kho Gaya (you lost it while traveling :|)
Dell Apna Aur Disk Parayi (LOL!)
Har Dell Jo Pyaar Karega (or rather Har Dell Jo Kaam Karega - imagine no Dell will ever break! lol)
Rehna Hai Tere Dell Mein (bugs wanna stay in your Dell only)
Dell Well Pyaar Vyaar (when you wanna commit suicide in a well near you after your Dell breaks down)
Kehta Hai Dell Baar Baar (when the tech support guy keeps saying same thing, over and over without resolving any problems)
Salma Pe Dell Aa Gaya (Salma = tech support lady?)
I can't stop laughing.. fun post!
LOL...i stumbled upon this crazy writeup randomly. good job girl. Actually i was searching for my colleague in dell bglore.
PS: I work in Dell, Austin
Arrey, kya fundu blog hai ye !
Just stumbled upon it when I was searching for "Rongoboti Rongoboti Rongoboti". :-)
Have spent hours on it - it is just brilliant ! I also grew up on the border of Orissa/Bihar so I can relate to quite a lot of stuff here.
Your Dell quips deserve a Gold Mein-Dell. Here are a few more :
- Mera Dell bhi kitna Bun-Dell hai
- Dell to hai Dell, Dell ka aitbaar kya keeje
- (to the CPU of the box) Dell mein tujhe bitha ke, kar doongi main band aankhen (agar tu kaam karey - pooja karoongi teri)
I think I will stop here. For a first comment here, I think it is better not to be too Sehwag-like. :-) Thoda "settle" ho jaaon toh phir aut baat hai.
Keep it up, Sayesha. Glad I stumbled upon this blog.
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