Things that sound right in my head

Things that sound right in my head, but get me weird looks from people when said out loud.

- I have a vegetarian's face.

- When I grow up, I am gonna do this.

- She's really nice. I hate her. (after meeting my namesake)

- I was so happy I was sad.

- I don't have anything against her. If you date her, I'll just have to kill you. (when a friend says he likes random girl X)

- He must be really young. Old men are not called 'Kunal'. (trying to guess singer Kunal Ganjawala's age)

- I like him so much I hate him.

- He's so egoistic. I love him. (SRK's "Main yahan hoon" song in 'Veer Zaara')

- He's cute but not in the 'cute' way.

- The US is very fattening.

- I really like Afridi. He needs only one bit of improvement. He should not bat so phenomenally well against India.

- His face looks bald. (When I see a guy who has just shaved)

- He had such a handsome voice. (about my eye doctor during my retina check-up -- I could not see him but I could hear him)

- Babies are so cute. And then they grow up. There should be baby bonsais.

- I love babies. As long as they are other people's.

- Indian Singaporean food is very 'loud'.

- What's wrong with forgetting my own telephone number? I don't call myself that often.

- Cricket matches are too long. They should only play highlights.

- I am not angry. I am just pissed off.

Will add on to the list as and when more things brew in my head :)