Monday, April 22, 2019

S is for sawan ka mahina shaadi bina

Ohhhh this song makes me mad.

It had barely been a year since the Akshay-Raveena chartbuster 'Tu cheez badi hai mast mast' had released. Say what you will about that song, the costumes, the lyrics or the dance moves, but you gotta admit that it was one of a kind.

So it makes me mad to see this extremely poor copy from the 1995 movie called Hulchul, starring Ajay Devgan (before he turned Devgn) and Kajol. Wearing similar (but more horrible) outfits, singing a similar (but more horrible) song and showing similar (but more horrible) moves amidst similar (but more horrible) background dancers.


Take a look at this!


Ajay's lyrics go:
Saawan ka maheena
Shaadi bina mushkil hai jeena
We want girl beautiful beautiful 
Charming tip top beautiful beautiful (or is it dutiful dutiful??)
We want girl beautiful beautiful
Charming tip top beautiful beautiful 
Julie, Noori, Bobby ya phir
Julie, Noori, Bobby ya phir
Chalegi apni gali ki Meena


Kajol's lyrics are no better:
Saawan ka maheena
Shaadi bina mushkil hai jeena
We want boy handsome handsome
Dashing He-Man Superman Phantom
We want boy handsome handsome
Dashing He-Man Superman Phantom
Rocky, Hero, Chaliya ya phir
Rocky, Hero, Chaliya ya phir
Chalega apni gali ka Bheema


Yes, they have legit punditjis on stage. Doing this.


I have no words for the choreography.

Watch this trainwreck of a song and cringe cringe cringe.





5 comments:

Charan Deep Singh said...

Cringed Cringed Cringed

DI said...

Ok, for the longest time (I am yet to hear the song again today), I was pretty sure he says -
We want girl, beautiful, beautiful,
Charming tip-top DUTIFUL DUTIFUL.

Just adds to the cringe I know :| But I want to confirm now!

Divya said...

I have also always thought it was "dutiful" the second time!! Tried listening again but still unsure. Considering it's handsome and phantom for the girl, there should be 2 diff rhyming words for the boy as well :-)

Sayesha said...

Charan,
Yeah this was soooooper cringey!

DI,
Yikes! And I think you may be right!

Divya,
Yes, I heard it again and I'm pretty sure you're right. Hey bhagwaaaaaaaan Bollywood lyrics ka kya hogaaaaa......

Chengiz said...

dutiful for sure!