You are the dan-Singh Kinng!

Random thoughts after catching 'Singh Is Kinng' yesterday...

• KiNNg???!!! Noooooooooooooo! Why the typo, why???? At first I suspected this to be Ekta Kapoor's handiwork, but then if she'd been involved, the movie would be called 'Singh Is Kkkking' instead, and people would have thought it was 'Singh Is Kicking'.
  
  
• Watch out for a hilarious disclaimer about a hen before the movie begins. They might as well have said, "Maneka, relax."
  
  
• It is SO refreshing to watch a movie where a sardaar is not the butt of all jokes, but is actually the lead, the stud, the dude who kicks ass.
  
  
• Only Akshay Kumar could have pulled off this one.
  
  
• Akshay Kumar has really white teeth.
  
  
• Katrina Kaif is just so super gorgeous -- it's unbelievable that anyone can look so good.
  
  
• It's a pity she can't act. At all.
  
  
• There should be a restraining order against her speaking in Hindi.
  
  
• I could not believe they actually had a scene where Akshay is on a speedboat and is being shot at from all directions, and Katrina puts her head out of the helicopter above and yells out, "Happy, yeh log tumhe maarne ki koshish kar rahe hain!" DUH! DUH! DUH! *thunks head on wall*
  
  
• The movie is overall not that great, but there are some super hilarious moments. Timepass hai, but better than typical Anees Bazmee movies.
  
  
• In many scenes, the movie reminded me of Namaste London.
  
  
• Rahat Fateh Ali Khan should SO not sing for Akshay Kumar! Like Viv says, and I agree, his voice is suited for background songs like 'Main jahan rahoon'. No actor can pull off lip-synching to his voice.
  
  
• Did anyone else get the forward below? Sheesh. Click on it to enlarge it.
  
  
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• Sonu Sood is slowly redeeming himself, first with Jodhaa Akbar and now with this, after the horrible Aashiq Banaya Aapne.
  
  
• I thought there would be some twist to explain Javed Jaffrey's double role, but there wasn't.
  
  
• I wonder how they got Snoop Dogg to agree to do the item number. Maybe he didn't see the 'H' in 'Singh' and thought the movie was about him? I also wonder how much they paid him to sing for what he called 'Pun-job'?
  
  
• Kirron Kher is back as the loud Punjabi mother. As is Neha Dhupia as the slutty actress-wannabe.
  
  
• I was actually glad there were English subtitles. Some dialogues were in such pure Punjabi and said so fast, I wouldn't have followed them otherwise.
  
  
• Om Puri was so wasted.
  
  
• Ranvir Shorey actually looked good. I am actually offended on his behalf that they call him Ugly in Ugly aur Pagli?
  
  
• The whole Egypt angle was just to shoot the item numbers in front of the pyramid. I didn't know people in Australia preferred to go to Egypt to study law.
  
  
• I want the yellow dress Katrina wore in the scene where Ranvir Shorey slapped Akshay Kumar! I want I want I want!