I am freaking out.
Suddenly there are babies everywhere. First, Munnu posts that he wants a baby. I discover that there are three pregnant women in my class. One of my designers just gave birth. One of my ex-colleagues announces she is pregnant. One of my groupmates for my school assignment is five months pregnant. The other has a five-month-old baby.
Every night, after class, as I travel with them in the bus and then in the train, all they talk about is babies. All the time. At first, I really freaked out with all the baby talk 'cos I could not understand or identify with what they were talking about. But soon I got used to it. I realised that the lives of these two women revolve around their babies, and that's all they can think of. All the time. And I told myself that I should try and understand that.
So I actually started making an effort to talk to them about their babies, in spite of my limited knowledge of babies, which pretty much translates to "So cute!" But that, as I learnt, is just 'Babies 101'. There's a lot more to it. And as I spoke to them about their babies, I realised I wasn't freaking out as much.
Today, I asked the pregnant one, "So are you gonna knit one of those tiny little pair of woollen socks for your baby?" Before she could answer, I went "But hey, Singapore's so hot! Your baby wouldn't need them! Maybe you should just buy the finger-less glove things!"
"Finger-less glove things! HAHAHAHA!" She laughed. (Gosh! Pregnant women laugh at everything, don't they? Must be the hormones.)
She told me she was taking the next semester off to look after the baby. So I said, "Wow. You're gonna be sittin' at home next sem?? Maybe you can help to type out my thesis. I'll pay you!"
"Haha! 5 bucks per word." She said.
"What??? Are you trying to get a lifetime supply of diapers for your baby or what? Why don't you get them embroidered with 'Proudly sponsored by Sayesha'?"
"HAHAHAHA!" Pregnant woman laughed again. I was beginning to get slightly embarrassed now.
"You know what, Sayesha?" She paused and looked at me seriously.
"What?" I paused and looked at her seriously.
"You'll make a hilarious mother!" She smiled.
And that's when I freaked out.
And I think I had this exact same expression.
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Baby's day out. Sayesha freaks out.
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Amazing! I am first.
Well, I am pretty sure kids would prefer a hilarious mother to a strict one :-) So your kids are going to be all cool!!
PS- When are you having kids? :-P
Got a wee typo in the second paragraph ;p
Good thing I wasn't drinking something when I saw the pic, would have had a 'nasal spray' episode. Hilarious!!!
baby's expression = PRICELESS
Sayesha with baby's expression = I'm speechless....
that would be an expression SOOOOOO worth freezing!!
OMG, the more I try to imagine you with the expression, the more I just feel like this baby wud go unnoticed if you're photo wearing that expression were posted up next to it!
brilliant!
#Kroopz,
Mom and me???? Stop freaking me out already!! :O
#Starbreez,
Girl you read the beta version I think. I usually read once after posting and then amend here and there :)
ps: Isn't the pic just perfect?? I swear I had the same expression! :D
#Princesse,
Hey, you're back!
There's no way I am gonna have that expression anywhere near my face ever again, so the chances of a photoshoot are rather slim I'd say :)
oiayyoooo :(
Aisa KYUN hotaaa haiiii...
WOW very nice picture :D
i love babies too....can spend days with them without getting bored or making them bored :) but as they grow up they become boring
<2 yrs.... cho cute
2-3 yrs... so cute
3-5 yrs... cute
5-8 yrs... badmashs
>8 yrs.... not kids anymore
//I realised that the lives of these two women revolve around their babies, and that's all they can think of.
Need to call my sis and tell her dat she's got company in this world and she is not alone.. for d past 2 years since my sis has had her baby all i ve heard her is talk abt him.. him and only him.. i wonder wat my jiju feels like.. ?? hhehhehe :-)
HIlarious Mommy.. as kroops said.. every kid ll love a hilarious mum..!!
That was hilarious :). You will make a hilarious mother for sure :d. Its natural to freak out at this stage but one day I promise ... u will look at the ground, turn your face away from hubby..and say "Main maaa ban na chahti hoon" :p. Total kodak moment I say ;-) .
#Princess,
Aisa hi hota hai :)
#Anon,
Thanks! It's from my collection of awesome baby pics :)
#Spam,
I so agree!
#Popsicle toes,
Oh man! Nice way to get people to switch to teh-O, huh??
#Justme,
That's so cool! I wanna be a masi!! 'Cos that'll be like having a my own cute little baby but without the baggage! Gosh, I sound incredibly selfish! :O
#Keshav,
Oh my GOD!!
Sayesha freaks out a second time.
You dare say things like that any more and boy, are you in serious serious trouble!
#Pradyot,
Hahahaha! Good point! :P
//u will look at the ground, turn your face away from hubby..and say "Main maaa ban na chahti hoon"
hahaha....I tried to imagine Sayesha actually trying to pull this one off...it jus came out so funny
// I wanna be a masi!!
its soooooo cool to be a masi..esp whn my newphew calls up (he is 2 now) and talks non stop, and although I cant understand much of wat he is saying,every now n then he will say "athai, unnake teriyuma.." ("masi,u know.." in tamil)
#Angelsera,
//hahaha....I tried to imagine Sayesha actually trying to pull this one off...it jus came out so funny
You wanna make it funnier? Add to it Sayesha twirling the corner of her sari ka pallu as she says that. Think am gonna die laughing just imagining that! :D
That's a really cute picture.
But Sayesha having that expression on her face?
Think that would be even cuter.
There's this scene from the movie Hyderabad Blues 2 where Nagesh Kukunoor dreams of being surrounded by an ocean of babies... you're gonna have one of those dreams these days Sayesha :-)
been there and know what it feels like. as a matter of fact, you seem to hav a nice sense of humour.
good mother or not ... you are a good blogger. Liked your posts. :)
#Sahil,
//Think that would be even cuter.
What a pity you will never get to see that Sahil.
#Vinesh,
Nooooooooooo!!! 'Nightmare' is more like it! :O Stop freakin' me out guys!!
#Gayathri,
Thanks, gal :)
#Fao,
Pillow fight? Hahahaha... reminds me of 'That 70s show' when Eric was almost in tears when Donna told him that girls don't actually prance around in pink skimpies and have pillow fights during a girls' slumber party! :D
//Add to it Sayesha twirling the corner of her sari ka pallu as she says that.
u in a sari??hahaha...
u missed out 'looking at the floor and making designs w her big toe'
:)
now tt completes the picture...
//Think am gonna die laughing just imagining that!
u betcha
hey hey hey...
Q: what is the similarity between kids of surdars and kids of donkeys???
A: they are cute when they small and when they grow up they are in the transport business...
Q: what is the similarity between kids of surdars and kids of chimpanzees??
A: they are cute when they are small and when they grow up they have hair all over the face...
PS: I am a surdar myself and these are just jokes... don't get senti if any surdar is reading them...
Never get to see that Sayesha?
I wouldn't be so quick to say that. Life's very long ma dear, bahut kuch ho sakta hai.
Vaise aap naaraz ho kya, bahut ukhde-ukhde baat kar rahe ho aaj?
dead langs...the only thing thats dead is your mojo, hobbit! n once this sake wears off, i'll read u some haiku...no wait, i meant to say, i'll challenge you to a deadly combat!
that wasn't yours??? oh damn! what a bother!!! what a pickle!!! :)
Of Jams n Pickels
An Essay by Endearing Hobbit
I am a hobbit and as a hobbit my wish is to be in a jam with Chandler Bing n Aragorn.
What humour! What looks!! That would however put in a pickle with Angelina Jolie and Fao San and I don't want that!
The End
Let it never be said that i dont have a way with the words! *firm nod of head*
ummm... fao and hobbit? what u guys going on about?
it sounds like fao and hobbit are the same person. Imagine that, having a conversation with yourself on Sayesha' blog.
Sayesha kya ho raha hai aap ke blog par. Control karo man!
Sahil my man! u cdn't be MORE wrong! u cd TRY but it wouldnt be possible... :)
Fao San be my soulmate (N i be Hobbit but then thats implies me thinks!) but there's a little resistance from him, nothing a few kids and a barerel of Sake can't mend i say! i've seen worse in my day!
i wanna be in a pickle with angelina jolie. oh yes, i do!
n you do have a way with words, hobbit. hope the charm works on humans too! or with em male hobbits...or elves...or trees. (oh, man!!! trees?!! sheesh! bah, who m i to judge?)
sahil, me chile...try reading books that aren't all abt. alien attacks or booger jokes. it won't kill ya, y'know!
but the split personality accusation is bitchin'! maybe i WILL create a split personality! a masked vigilantee!!! always wanted to be one!
yes..but only coz you had a thing for masques. had to put my foot down when u insisted we sing and dance too! you ve been sneaking into too many balls (ahem!) at the palace, hobbit!
awright-y! think we spammed sasha's blog long enuff. lets get outta here. my dojo or your shire?
your dojo..too many exes err i mean trees in the damn shire! away me lou!
hobbit & fao, there is another place for the two of you to do what you are doing. They call it internet messenger (of the flavor of MSN, Yahoo, Google).
Great post, Sayesha!
talking of jokes about your own community..taking off from where virdi left..
casual conversation..between 2 konkanis...
1st konkani:"I met a konkani who was stupid and ugly...."
2nd Konkani: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA !! u cracked me up real good man !! what a jooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeee !!
HAHAAHAHAHHAAHA
PS:must be the fao and hobbit effect...i dunno...
mein kahan hoon?!?!?!?!??!
yeh kaun hai?!?!?!?!
yeh kya ho rahah hai?!?!?!?!
virdi: kini is smart...
fao: hahahahahahahaha...
my word was : acoss
i am waiting when i find a real dictionary word on the word check... :-)
V..
@sayesha:
//That's so cool! I wanna be a masi!!
Arre.. main MAMA hoon.. Masi nahin.. wat made u think am a gal??..
WHAT THE..??!!
Just 'cos I have classes in the evening does not mean you guys can just pop by and clink your beer mugs at Sayeshaz! (Even word verification is not a deterrent to you guys, eh?)
I'd like to delete all the comments, but then without them, this comment of mine would look rather silly... err... hmmm... maybe I'll delete it all after coupla days...
I'm not gonna reply to all the comments (obviously) but I have one thing to say -- Et tu, Sahil? Bemurawwat!
Achha sila diya tuney mere pyaar ka...
Yaar ne hi spam kiya blog yaar ka...
And some pple say I am ukhda ukhda...
Had an extremely exhausting day... tomorrow's expected to be worse... Sayesha's signing off... She needs the sleep... Zzzz...
Me and bemureawwat?
Acha sila diya tuney mere wafadari ki
I was trying to protect ur blog being overrun from these guys, aur ulta hi mujhe bemurawwat kaheti hai?!
Kya zamana aa gaya.
Sojao ji. U need the sleep :)
virdi praaji...
1.that kini,fao joke sucked...bigtime...not bcos it was targetted at me...but bcos it had the same concept that i used...its called copy-paste technology..
2.it's almost impossible for the word verification to hit an english word...read this
...fantastic concept and how it works though...
#Angelsera,
Hahahaaha! I should make a video of that! :D
#Virdi ke bache ke baap!
So you're the one who started this whole Fao-Hobbit nonsense on my blog! :@ Tu nahin bachega!
#Sahil,
//Vaise aap naaraz ho kya, bahut ukhde-ukhde baat kar rahe ho aaj?
Yeah, I think I was. Don't even ask why I was naaraaz with a stranger for no apparent reason. I just was.
ps: Thanks for trying to control things here in my absence yaar.
#Anonymous,
Thanks to you too :)
#Tarzan,
You too jumped into the bandwagon??!!
Sayesha's impression of Tarzan goes down one notch.
#Justme,
I know you're a mama yaar! But I wanna be a masi! I obviously cannot be a mama na?! Some people I tell you... sab kuchh samjhana padta hai...
#Sahil,
Maaf karo baba... galti ho gayi... I blame the lack of sleep. Ab apnon se naaraaz nahin honge toh kisse honge? (Ok did I just call you both 'stranger' and 'apna' in the same comment?? Must be the lack of sleep again!)
#Kini O mighty nerd,
Why don't you come up with a program that helps me permanently kick out people who did what they did to my blog last night?
on a second thought, this fao-hobbit thing is nothing but our own dearest sayesha trying to hit up on number of comments :P
think I'd die laughing at myself =)) u see.. . lateral thinking ;)
ok ok.. jokes apart it was suchaaaa sweet post :"> Whenever you will, you surely will make a hilarious one :)
#Ashish,
//on a second thought, this fao-hobbit thing is nothing but our own dearest sayesha trying to hit up on number of comments :P
Lateral thinking ke bache, I know I am crazy but I am not insane to do this to my own blog. Besides, I don't crack bad jokes unless they're my originals! ;)
Ek hi pal mein apna kardiya, aur ek hi pal mein paraaya?
But don't beat urself up over being naaraz with me - its ok, I forgive you. :)
Abh apno se naaraz bhi jyada time nahin rahe sakte na?
bite us for trying to liven things up a bit in your absence!
kini>> fattu sala...
@janetarzan is heartbroken... :-( not bcos the impression went down a notch..but cos,jane didnt relate to the konkani joke..
@sayesha-simple yaar...take up a commenting system(like i have done,say yaccs) which is independent of blogger..anonymous commenting works on the theory that word searches in ur post match what they are trying to sell...both comment and post being independent means,the bots dont realise that u have a commenting system !!
and NO !! I AM NOT A NERD !!!
(funny i should say that considering what i have said above..and...fao and hobbit seem good-natured..slightly psych...but who isnt nowadays.esp. on the net...so..chill..
@virdi-HAAN HAANM MEIN FATTU HOON !! HAAN MEIN FA FA FATTU HOOON !!(kaante ishtyle;-)
hey hey hey ....
Yesterday somehow i did not see the photo(it did not download). So I didn't know what the fuss was all about. But today I see this golu molu toddler with big round curious eyes trying to eat his own hand with his toothless mouth. ohhh.... I cannot watch this photo for long - I am so filled with emotion right now.
Sayesha - Main is photo pe fida ho gaya hoon. I am happy to be alive of having seen this. Koi bachao mujhe. I give you a virtual hug.
fao, hobbit, sahil, kini, virdi - hugs to you'all too.
baaki sab log - I am coming to hug you too. Bach ke rehna.
PS: I may come back later to give a sensible comment. I just have to escape watching this photo.
#Sahil,
//Abh apno se naaraz bhi jyada time nahin rahe sakte na?
Don't push your luck man. At the end of the day, you're still an ajnabi to me :)
#Fao, Hobbit,
If not for the dear guy who gave me your real identities just now, I'd be sweepin' you guys off my blog. :D
#Virdi,
Shut up, Tarzan ka chance kharaab mat kar.
#Tarzan,
1. You want only a Konkani Jane.
2. You proved yourself to be a nerd (yes, mine was a trick question.)
3. You admit to being a fattu.
Sorry my dear but I don't think you and I are gonna happen.
#Ravi,
Big hug back to you too man. And to everyone else who's in love with this baby. This baby has united us all. We'll all make hilarious parents.
@sayesha
kya kaare.. at times my brain goes off for a holiday..!! :-)
Aieeeyayiee! 68 comments! And it all started with the thought of babies. They are EVIL I tell ya! EVIL!!!! They screw your life up...they cry...they poop...they need constant attention...they bring home admirable diseases...and then they become teenages, assuming you haven't killed yourself by now.
kya chalra idhar...70 comments :0 (or is it 71)
Oh man. Now they've done it! SRK DVD! "The documentaries will be out on DVD early next month..."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/4274774.stm
And so the saga continues :-)
//on a second thought, this fao-hobbit thing is nothing but our own dearest sayesha trying to hit up on number of comments :P
uh oh :( guess you missed noticing the smiley at the end ;) just kidding re! obviouslly no one would paint his/her blog like this!!!
Gosh...frosties are everywhere. Just like Mallus. :-)
Thank goodness Konks are few and far between. (keeping in tune with the 'bash your own brood' mood)
Sayesha, your blog has turned into a hangout, its a compliment really :-)
my word v for the day : ffeblpr (which is a bit like what calvin and virdi do when they see a grown up)
:-)
Sayesha says:
#Ravi,
Big hug back to you too man. And to everyone else who's in love with this baby. This baby has united us all. We'll all make hilarious parents.
Princesse says: Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You AGREEEeeeee that you're gonna be a wonderful hilarious MOMMmmyYYyyYYYyyy one day....
Princesse relives the hilarious visions of sayesha with THIS baby's expression, with a sari pallu in her mouth, and her feet making big circles on thr ground!!! Wooohoooo! :D
That's what I call a superb end to a miserable DAY!
@sayesha:Replies in order:
1. /*You want only a Konkani Jane.*/ - U call me tarzan and then get kanfoosed urself ! it's ritzkini who's the konkani..tarzan is king of the jungle...he knows no language ! AAAAAAAEEEEEEAAAAAAEEEEE...JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
2./* You proved yourself to be a nerd (yes, mine was a trick question.)*/: it's called being informed...not nerdish...and i was trying to help u..
accha silla diya tuney mere effort ka...
yaar ne hi loot liya "respect" yaar ka...
3./* You admit to being a fattu. */
again...ritzkini might be..tarzan might not be..besides,i mite say a lotta things to keep virdi happy,doesnt mean all of them are true...something to think abt,eh surd ?
/*Sorry my dear but I don't think you and I are gonna happen.*/
Unfortunate...such a terrible waste...may you live happily ever after...(although i dont see how thats possible without tarzan..anyways...)
@sumita:err..u konkani too..tarzan..jane ver.2..interested ???
;-)
PS:That just mite be the longest comment i have eevr written ! even might be my longest post !!! DAMN ! I just dropped a 100 notches in my own "aatmasamman" !!
I'm not pushing my luck ma dear. I was talking about myself in that comment. Everything's not always about you! :P
and Ravi,
>I am happy to be alive of having seen this
yaar - come on man! Abhi toh bahut kuch dekhna hai - this is nothing compared to Sayesha having the same expression on her face. Acha Virdi, don't get J. I haven't seen that expression on her, but I can SO picture it.
And easy on the JKJ man (jaadu ki jhappis)......
Sayesha.....
Baby talks.... seems to be good for a while... then I can't handle it...
@ Are you trying to get a lifetime supply of diapers for your baby or what? Why don't you get them embroidered with 'Proudly sponsored by Sayesha'?"
Lolzzzz... good one...
I had a nice laugh too....
You'll make a hilarious mother
Ye... that's for sure...
Nice Post dear...
Take care
Cheers
Whoa! Chintu's still getting comments! :O
#Justme,
Hota hai hota hai :)
#Sushant,
Hahahahahaha! :D
#Spammy,
I'm quite shocked myself! :O
#Sushant,
Leave SRK alone, will ya? :)
#Ashish,
Chill yaar, I was kidding :)
#Ahaan,
Yeah, this is probably the cutest baby pic I have seen in my life!
#Sumi,
*secret code only Sumi can understand*
Were you one of them?? :P
#Princesse,
Ok fine baba... IF I ever decide to get married and have a baby (in that order), I'll be hilarious. Khush? :P
#Tarzan,
//@sumita:err..u konkani too..tarzan..jane ver.2..interested ???
What the..??!! You've given up on me already?? Bhaav khane ka time hi nahin diya? Hmmph!
Chalo koi baat nahin, may you and Sumi have a great life in the jungle.
#Sahil,
//Everything's not always about you!
*Ouch*
Guess I deserved that.
#Puneet,
Ooops saw your comment after I'd posted mine!
//Baby talks.... seems to be good for a while... then I can't handle it...
Actually I think I agree. I like other people's babies (from a safe distance and for short-term interactions), but the thought of having my own really freaks me out. :O
After all the hullabaloo there is finally some calm. Its time to talk some sensible stuff. No really! I am going to make a lot of sense. I didn't see the baby photo this time.
OK here is the deal. We have a nursery school back home in Vizag. So we once had creche in it too. And yes, I have handled babies before. You wouldn't believe it, but I've even changed diapers and all. So I know what effort it takes to maintain a baby. And believe me, its not all that bad. Babies cannot express themselves verbally. They cannot talk. But they give you signs. You have to learn to understand those baby signs. You have to get inside their minds to know what they could be thinking? What could they be missing? If you keep a baby comfortable, it will keep you happy. If the baby is not comfortable, it'll cry.
What makes handling babies a big problem is our attitude. We want the baby to be all cutie cutie happy & not cry while totally absolving ourselves from our responsibility. But the baby too is a human being. It has needs. And believe me, a baby has many more needs than an adult. It has to get everything done by us. So you see where the problem lies.
Now I have given both the nonsense & the sensible comments. Which one do you like more?
PS: Waise I had seen the baby photo. You can make your own judgement on whether this comment is sensible or not. And don't forget to answer the question. Which one did you like more?
Wah! In a span of a few hours, I've been not only proposed to, but blessed to live a happy life forever with a complete stranger! Wah, Sayesha, wah, kamaal karti ho!
And to answer your question, no, I am not/was not/will never be 'one of them'! I'm insulted, yaar. Not only do I post in my own name (not even a nickname) but I even went so far as to reveal my konkani self. Which resulted in me getting hit on by a fellow amchi!!
As for Tarzan, bas ek taraf se rejection mil gaya aur doosri taraf se humse haath mila rahe ho? However, since you have a split personality which I find relatively interesting (as long as it you don't turn out to be Jack the Ripper or something), let me dwell on this and get back to you. Meanwhile, I'll practise swinging from a few vines. Although, if it has to be a jungle, concrete jungles are more my cup of chai.
:-)
Oh, and enuff with the baby talk already....jeeeez. There's been so much activity on here, it even close to some nearly making a few babies while at it.....!
#Ravi,
//Now I have given both the nonsense & the sensible comments. Which one do you like more?
I like the nonsensical one more. It was very dil se, especially this part "I cannot watch this photo for long - I am so filled with emotion right now." I could identify with that. :)
#Konkani Kanya,
Wah wah Ramji
Jodi kya banaayi
Sumi aur Tarzan ko
Badhai ho badhai!
Sab rasme hongi pedon par
Jungle mein hogi bidaai!
:D
@sayesh: bhaav ??? BHAAAV !! THAT WAS BHAAV ?? what the ....!! 'na' bolna aur bhaav khaane mein koi pharak nahi raha kya ?? I give up...Men may be from mars..women are from...a whole different universe !
surd...tu sahi bolta hai yaar...i need that report !!
AARGH !! NOT THAT SONG !! NOT THAT SONG !!! I BEG YOU !! THAT HORRIBLE POMERANIAN-PRIME-CHARACTER MOVIE AND THAT SONG !no..no...no...
sumi ma'm a.k.a jane Ver 2.0...waiting for the verdict with bated breath !
Jane ver. 1.0 a.k.a sayesha..ek baar aur try maar leta hoon chal...tere liye...
Haan kab tak jawaani chhupaaogi rani ?
Kanwaaron ko kitna sataaogi rani,
Kabhi to kisi ki Jane banogi,
Meri Jane banogi, meri Jane banogi ??X 2
err...sorry..it's song i heard on the way to work today and i just cant let it go !
;-)
#Tarzan,
You have a back-up Jane????
Jane Original storms off in fury.
huh ??
my face is blue after holding my breath for a weekend and jane ver2.0 has still not bothered to get back..
and jane ver1.0 is back to her "bhaav khaana" mode !!
PERFECT !!!
Tarzan decides to storm off ! but realises jane has already done that..and he doesnt want to be second at anything...so..he sits..is bored and irritable...until..he hears the mating call of the female gorilla..and the rest..as they say...is a porno movie !
;-)
PS:horribly vivid imagination..i know !!
Tarzan,
All said and done, at the end of the day, there actually is something about you that Jane likes.
You make her laugh.
Wah wah Ramji
Jodi kya banaayi
Sumi aur Tarzan ko
Badhai ho badhai!
Sab rasme hongi pedon par
Jungle mein hogi bidaai!
Oh my God! I don't believe you just came up with that. You have a knack for these things.
But u know what? I remember someone (Sayesha) once was "j" of a certain someone (non-existent character Sohan), on a certain someone's blog (mine), and wrote a similar poem:
Wah wah Ramji, jodi kya banai,
Sahil aur Sohan ko badhai ho badhai!
Sab dukaanon se achhi hai jag mein
Inke dukaan ki mithai!
It seems that jabhi Sayesha jealous hoti hai, yeh gaana uske mann mein ubharta hai, na?
Cheers Sayesha. ;)
Me jealous of Sohan?? Hahahaha! :D
In your dreams.
And yeh bhi koi jealousy song hai??
The ultimate jealousy song is Kishore Kumar's "Hamein aur jeene ki chaahat na hoti, agar tum na hote".
When he says:
Tumhe koi aur dekhe
toh jalta hai dil
Badi mushkilon se phir
sambhalta hai dil
Kya kya jatan karte hain
tumhe kya pata
Yeh dil bekaraar kitna
yeh hum nahin jaante
magar jee nahin sakte
tumhaare bina...
My god. U really are a treasure chest of songs. For any situation, place or event you can pull a handful of songs out, with all the lyrics, in a moment's notice.
And I didn't say that was a jealousy song. I said that's a song u use to mask ur jealousy.
/*All said and done, at the end of the day, there actually is something about you that Jane likes.
You make her laugh. */
dank u...no menson...i'll take that as a compliment !
;)
/* It seems that jabhi Sayesha jealous hoti hai, yeh gaana uske mann mein ubharta hai, na? */
dead-on rite mayte,sahil! jalt hai woh mere aur whatz-her-name(jane ver2.0) ke "sambandhon" se !
ek guy hi doosre guy ki bhaavnaaon ko samajh sakta hai...
just a statement..plz dont read anything into it !
;)
yeah - otherwise who knows. Sayesha may just get jealous of u and me together.
What say u Sayesha? ;)
Awww... you guys! :)
Two guys I love are getting together... this is so beautiful... I think I'm gonna choke with emotion.
Wah wah ramji
jodi kya banayi
Sahil aur Tarzan ko
badhai ho badhai
In dono ko saath mein dekhkar
Sayesha ki aankh bhar aayi
ps: We should stop now, this post is nearing 100 comments!
...see I told u she was jealous.
And u think I don't know u. Hah!
Hahahaha!
Sahil, How can I be jealous of both of you??? I can only be jealous of one, in which case I should want the other for myself. And that's a tough choice.
Tarzan can fix nerdy computer problems, climb trees, swing from vines and make Sayesha laugh. On the other hand, Sahil can... err... Sahil can...well... ok someone help me out here!
...he can makes u wobbly in the knees.
But u stick to Tarzan. U wouldn't be able to handle me anyways.
wow ! almost 100 ! get the same feeling as i got when in our first year out of college we did a mail count of 100 between friends on official mail servers !
@sahil-chal yaar...dosti ke liye,mohabbat ki qurbaani kar raha hoon...tu hi rakh le..
now dont get back saying dosti ke liye tu rakh le ! we shouldn't make it that obvious to sayesha,should we ??
:)
@sayesha:u sing that horrible movie song one more time and i...(thinking real hard) will elope with JANE 2 !!
PS:btw,where's she ?? missing her already !
:)
Haha! Face it guys, neither of you can handle Sayesha. :)
100th comment. Issue closed.
100 !!! 100 !!! YES !! YESSS !!! YESSSSSSSSSSS !!
hajaar log have said.."me first !" has anybody said "me 100th !" ??
dekh..one more addition to the list of attributes !
DAMN !!
ok...101st !! 101st !!!
Kini darling,
Dekha? Sayesha's always one step ahead of you. ;)
*Sahil leans back in his chair and enjoys the show*
Baap re baap! So many people on here have hooked up and broken up and exchanged partners and what not. Its like the Bold and the Beautiful on cyberspace! Who's with who, i have lost count.
As for Tarzan, arre...yeh main kya sun rahi hoon. You swing, literally and figuratively also!! Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiin....hai meri naseeb....wait a sec....not only have you been calling me names (jane v.2 it seems, whatz-her-name it seems) that's it! you can go and elope with a chimpanzee for all i care!!! Sahil, no reference to you here. :-)
Besides, I was on Kini's blog last week and posted a comment also but that space is darn hard to navigate around and I lost the comments section. So Tarzan, maybe you and Kini will only end up together, considering you've given up Sayesha as well as Sahil and now I am giving up on you!!
Hmmmmmpph......
Wah Wah Ramji
Jodi kya banayi
Tarzan aur Kini ko
badhai ho badhai
Jungle ke ped pe hi rehna
Varna humse hogi pitayi o pitayi!!
ermmm... aren't Tarzan and ritzkini the same person? Or is it his alter-ego?
So u're asking kini to hook up with himself? Wow - now THAT'S a match.
and Sumi dear,
> you can go and elope with a chimpanzee for all i care!!! Sahil, no >reference to you here. :-)
Oh? I thought u were taking a shot at Sayesha and was about to tell u off!
@sayesha...ok..meri amma..tu first..happy ??
:)
@sumi:ab mein kya bolun...when i am blue all over waiting for a reply without breathing,i am bound to be slightly frust,rite ??
and u disappear and reappear without warning !i was trying to pataofy jane(didnt say 1 or 2...just jane..dont ask me which one..thats where it gets complicated..)...so please understand...
ofcourse i love u..jane..
@sahil-dhokaa !! dost ne diya dhokaa ! mohabbat ki qurbani dee aur mila kya ??
khush raho mere dost...alvida..
And the story continues....
@Sahil...Sayesha ko kisi ne kuch kahaan, toh you are ready to brandish your shining armor, eh?? Hmmmm...Sayesha, here's your knight on a white horse! Cho chweeet this jodi is. Tarzan stands no chance in hell!
@Sayesha, seriously...this Tarzan seems to be trying real hard at getting hooked up, leaving no stone in the jungle unturned!
Any Jane will do!!
@Tarzan...ab reh gaya sirf tum aur teri tanhaii....
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