Wednesday, September 07, 2005

25 more things about me

I had such a blast coming up with the list of the 25 things about me, I decided to do a sequel :)

1. Ideally, I would like to turn vegetarian.
2. I don't like Amitabh Bachchan.
3. Three years ago, I had a freak kitchen accident when the entire skin peeled off my face, and I had to undergo plastic surgery to get the face I have today.
4. I can analyse your handwriting and tell you your characteristics.
5. I am not into F1 racing at all.
6. A few years ago, I was on a diet and lost 8 kgs in 6 months.
7. I want to die at the age of 50.
8. I think Anu Malik is very talented.
9. My tomboyish nature is because I grew up bashing up and getting bashed up by my two elder brothers.
10. When I was ten, I could beat the crap out of any guy in the neighbourhood at spinning tops.
11. I love wearing stilettos.
12. Some day I would like to bungee jump.
13. I hate banana split ice-cream.
14. I can knock lizards down using ice cubes.
15. I hate chewing gum.
16. Once I stalked a guy on the streets.
17. I like to buy and collect postcards with sappy phrases such as “I think of you from time to time – from the time I wake up to the time I go to sleep.”
18. I once told a guy I’d show him a picture of my crush, and brazenly showed him a mirror.
19. A guy once slapped me in a pub, and I waited for him to get sober before I slapped him back.
20. I can’t keep a secret from my close friends.
21. I can’t swim to save my own life.
22. I think some guys look really cool smoking.
23. I don’t say the ‘F’ word aloud. I only say it in my head.
24. I can roller-blade and ice-skate.
25. When I go to India, I refuse to have pani puri unless it’s made with mineral water.

10 of the above sentences are utter nonsense.



55 comments:

oxymoron said...

2, 8, 12, 14, 15, 16, 18, 22, 20, 25
looks like the 'utter non-sense'

Sahil said...
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bananapen said...

2, 4, 12, 13, 15, 16, 17, 21, 22, 25?

tough one :P

Sahil said...

man some of these were a give away? thoda sa challenging banao yaar.

Here's my list:

1
3
8
9
16
17
20
21
22
25

actually... some of them are quite tough. You really DO have a teacher in u don't u? :P

Angelsera said...

ok here goes mine..
2
3--i wud ve known abt this..
7
9
14
16
18
19
22
25

Ro said...

25, 22, 20, 19, 17, 14, 13, 9, 4, 1

Angelsera said...

u know some of these i jus cant imagine it being u...

Anil said...

ouch, all those numbers in the comments make this look like a cryptology blog. Here's my take on the fakes (nice rhyme to it, heh)

2. You don't like Amitabh? Hmm.. kabhi nahin!
3. Skin peeled off face... nightmarish
8. If Anu Malik is talented, then I'm Jackie Chan.
16. You don't seem to fit the stalker profile. That's all me.
17. If you were tomboyish once, you can't be that sappy now.
19. Never been slapped. I know.
21. Can't swim. Welcome to the club. I can float, if my head is under water. If I lift my head, my leg sinks. There is a fulcrum somewhere near my tummy.
21. Guys and smoking... you probably don't think that's cool.
25. Pani puri with mineral water? Hahahahaha...
23. I'm sure you say the F word occassionally too. (Or maybe you don't say it in your head either.)

Sahil said...

anil dude - that's an awesome photo of ur hair. There's this certain look you have on ur face too that is just priceless.

Classic shot.

Sayesha said...

Oxymoron,
Wow. Someone promised me that he/she'd be the first one to comment on the sequel, but you beat him/her to it! ;)

Banana,
Hehe... yeah, tried to make it slightly tougher than the last one :P

Sahil,
Where's your "Oh-I-know-Sayesha-better-than-she-knows-herself!" arrogance now? Not so confident now, are we? But you forget that the comment you deleted is sitting in my gmail. :)

Angelsera,
//i wud ve known abt this..
Girl, there are lotsa things you wouldn't know about, wait till I disclose :)

// u know some of these i jus cant imagine it being u..
Me neither! :O

Ro,
You suprise me, man.

WH Anil,
All I have to say is -- hahahaha! :D

Sahil,
I LOVE that photo too!! :)

Anonymous said...

5,6,7,12,21,23 - are sooo totally like me!!
Crazy!! :-)

~Scorpion

Arnav said...

2, 3, 6, 9 (brothers?), 11, 14 (aren't you scared of them?), 17, 19, 22, 23.

Anu Malik IS talented. People who make fun of him should listen to OSTs of Fiza, Refugee, Josh and quite a few others.

justme said...

3 ,4 , 6, 8, 14 ,18 ,19..!!

3: this sounds just impossbile to happen yaar..!!! if u had an accident somewhere your posts would ve talked abt d trauma.. u ve never done that..!!
4: I dunno but this just sounds a bit too much yaar!!

6: Again..your posts ve never been consious abt d way u look..!! so its nonsense..!!

8: No sane person will think dat anu malik is talented..!! he is talented dat he can steal other people s score in broad day light.. and i think u r sane!!

14: dat sounds too funny to be true
18: dats possible.. i l lmaybe do it to my next crush.. thanks for d idea yaar!!
19: ahhaha.. u cant get sober in a pub da..!! u get drunk..drunk and more drunk..!!

Siddhu said...

Amendment: 25 of the above sentences are utter nonsense. ;)

Yea, outmarshalled ya..

abhi said...

1.hata saawan ki ghata ! u look every bit a carnivore to me.man eater ! Naaan sense.

2.bhaiiya if u dnt like amitabh bacchan , whom do u like ? gulshan grover ? utter naaaan sense.butter naan sense.

3.now this is for real.3 months back a boeing 737 ran over me.yeh to sach hoga.plastic is fantastic.

4.handwriting.main to blog ka font dekhkar sabkaa character bata sakta hun.true.

5.true again.tu aur f1 racing karegi ? scooter to chala nahee sakti seedhe se.

6.6 mahine mein sirf 8 kgs ? dieting kaise kartee thee ? mithai n chocolates khaa kar ?

7.everybdy wants me to die b4 im 50.

8.if anu malik is a good music director , sachin is a good kabaddi player and i am a good student.

9.nah nah.sisters never get bashed up.they always beat the bros and run to mummy wen bros come after em.

10.uee ma , i have a class now.gotta go !

Sahil said...

Sayesha,

First. I deleted my first comment,cos I had mis-read your statement.I'm pretty sure you don't use the "F" word out loud.

As for knowing 'all about you'... well if you give the right type of quiz I will be able to answer it confidently.

I claim to know things about you that don't have anything to do with your personal life - i.e. how the hell would I figure out if you can swim or not - or if you like banana splits or not? Those ain't fair questions man. But if you make statements which show certain elements of your personality - that I can answer e.g. 17 is SO not you. That I can answer confidently.

And btw even if 18 is not true, you are so capable of that.

Dinesh said...

Hey sayesha!,

Been a long time silent reader, but I just had to play this game! Here is my guess..

3,7,8,14,16,17,18,19,25

btw, nice blog :)

patiala pataka said...

I don't know about Sayesha but I don't like Amitabh Bachchan that much.

virdi said...

saysha and PP>> u dont like amitabh bachchan?? i dont like you... :-P

like anil said, if anu malik is talented then let me sing a song for you>>
dekho barish ho rahi hai...
its raining, its raining...
mera dila jal raha hai...
its paining, its paining...

and i guess dying at 50 is too early for me... i would like to die at the age of 70...

come to India, we are going to feed you nali pani poori... jo bhi bahar se aata hai soochta hai, Indian water is bad.. saalon yehin se toh gaye ho.. saab ke saab farzi angrez...

ok after all the sayesha bashing, here is my list...
3, 4, 8, 11, 14, 15, 16, 23, 24, 25

V..

Shuuro said...

you are damn funny! i enjoyed reading this list more than your previous one :)

Sayesha said...

Yeay, logged in from my lab! :P

Scorpion,
Not so fast, buddy! They may be part of the nonsense! ;)

Arnav,
Chill man. I haven't yet taken my actual stand on Anu Malik yet! :)

Justme,
Hahaha! Wait and see, my dear. Wait and see :)

Siddhu,
Hahahaha! :D

Abhi,
Welcome back man! Missed your nonsense :)
Aur 11-25 kaun analyse karega??

Sahil,
You're in for a surprise. That's all I can say :)

Hi Dinesh,
You know, it's so nice to see the silent readers finally expressing themselves! :)

PP,
:)

Oye Virdi,
Results toh out hone de baba! Abhi se uchhal kyun raha hai??

Shuuro,
//you are damn funny!
Oye I hope you meant that in a good way, man! :)

ok Sayesha needs to run, class is gonna start soon!

SplitPersonality said...

Hey..
I know u.. Well.. U Need more words to write Nonsense... U R straight forward girl.. who knows what you are..

3,4,9,10,12,17,18,19,23,25

have lil more words than others..

Raj..

virdi said...

shuuro this if for your comment>>
(normal voice) sayesha aur funny... no kabhi nahi..
pan pasand gazab ka swad aur gale ki mithas..
(in gay type voice) sayesha aur funny.. no, never, kabhi nahi..
V..
PS: i just got reminded of the advertisement. It looks so silly if it comes on TV now..
couldn't stop myself.. sorry sayesha.. :-) << innocent virdi smile

Sahil said...

"silly".

Angrez ki aulaad!

Sayesha - Sahil doesn't get surprised.

Sahil said...

I just googled what a stiletto is. (I thought that's what u called those spaghetti strapped tops). U can't possibly like stilettos!

oxymoron said...

answers awaited eagerly! next time put up a schedule like: 'results will be out at 7pm'! hahaa!
PS: many ppl seem to think 3 never happened. but if i'm not wrong u did have an accident, but i dunno abt the plastic surgery part...

jawaher said...

i dont like Amitabh Bachchan 2 ...sharuk is the best actor

jawaher said...

i dont like Amitabh Bachchan 2 ...sharuk is the best actor

Jasmine said...

3,4,5,11,14,17,19,20,23,25.

Man.. most of your twenty-five sound impossible! :|

Arnav said...

What do you mean you haven't taken your stand yet! Yeh to cheating hai!...changing answers after setting the question paper?
Oh...achchha...you mean you haven't made it public yet...well, in that case that was only meant for the other commenters.

virdi said...

oye sahil.. my papa is angrez??? i didnt know that!!!! he has got typical punjabi ak-sent and not oinglish..
;-)
V..

virdi said...

oh no i didnt see what sayesha wrote for me.. what do you meanby this>>
//Oye Virdi,Results toh out hone de baba! Abhi se uchhal kyun raha hai??
main koi bandar hoon kya?? ek ek ko dekh loonga.. saara railways band ho jayega.. parliament mein hartal ho jayegi.. khoon ka badla khoon.. meri talwar kahan hai?? ramu, jao meri talwar leke aao!!!
dekh loonga tere ko sayesha..
V..

priya said...

is pani puri served in mineral water nywhere in INDIA?? sorry girl no pani puri for u in this country :p

..p..

Avyakt said...

2
3
6
8
14
17
18
19
23
25

Anonymous said...

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25

//10 of the above sentences are utter nonsense.

this is the only sentence that made sense... :)

ashy said...

3 nahi ye nahi ho sakta !!
6 VLCC classes where not popular in those days :)
7 We want u to live 100...so that even future generationS can read our blog too....and ofcourse u wll like 2 live 100 for the sake of your readers.
15 hmmmm...
17 collect PostCards !! u can't do that boring stuff !!
19 No way !!
22
>>I will miss my beautiful house and the pool with the two dolphins.
now what about the 3rd dolphin.
23 Hey..
24 50-50 Not too sure bout this one.
25 madam aapko bhi maloom hai yaha mineral water bottle bhi tap se hi refill kartey hai.

8 out of above 10 do make sense. Anyway its an interesting game.

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V said...

Ummm...so why not change th etitle to "15 things", rather than 25?

No1, no.16 is absolutely impossible.
I think 8,10,14 and 15 are also non-sensical.

virdi said...

comment deleted>>> sayesha will surely say, "but you know i get the comments in my gmail!!!" bolo sayesha bolo...
V..

Sayesha said...

Splitpersonality,
We'll see how much you know me :)

Virdi,
Innocent smile ke bache. Kabhi mil gaya na toh I'll wipe that 'silly' grin off your face for good!

Sahil,
// I just googled what a stiletto is. (I thought that's what u called those spaghetti strapped tops).
Hahahahaha! In spite of myself, I have to say you're adorable! :)
ps: And we'll see about the 'Sahil doesn't get surprised' bit!

Oxymoron,
I need a lot of time to do up the results and analyse everyone's answers. If I get my Internet working by Sat, will do it.
ps: Hey, do I know you from somewhere???

Jawaher,
:)

Jasmine,
//Man.. most of your twenty-five sound impossible! :|
Impossible is Sayesha ;)

Arnav,
Yeah, that's what I meant man!

Virdi,
Hahahahaha! Tu kabhi nahin sudhrega!

Priya,
Am so tempted to answer your question, but I may end up giving away an answer! :P

Avyakt,
:)

Anonymous,
//10 of the above sentences are utter nonsense.
//this is the only sentence that made sense... :)
If that's true, your answer is wrong, dude!

Ashy,
:)

UN Human (Sounds like UN Human Rights Coucil or something!),
The 25 things are about me. Some are just not true, that's all! ;)

Virdi,
Ok baba I'll say it!
"But you know I get the comments in my gmail!"
Khush?
Bachon ko amuse karne ke liye kya kya karna padta hai...

Ram.C said...

Most of them look like your wishes and not actuals..

oxymoron said...

still no answers! :(
yes u do know me from ntu!
just that i dont go by my name in blogoshpere... / or rather nobody knows that i blog.
i just like it that way. nobody, can trace me back from my blog! hope u dont mind that!

Ravi said...

late but before the results...

guys, dont you think the teacher in sayesha is making us give these tests & makes us wait for the results?

my list (kya karen; exam to dena hi hai)-

3. ok skin peel off? plastic surgery? this was a sitter.
6. cooked up numbers.
10. hata saawan ki ghata
14. what the hell is this?
15. wrong
17. the particular "snappy phrase" doesn't look something you would like.
19. arrey chadd yaaar
21. really?
23. yeah right
25. bakwaas

other suspected bull shit.
2, 4, 7, 8, 16, 22, 24.

come to think of it, if only 10 of the statements were nonsense, the test is tough. all the statements lie on the boundary of being true or false.

PuNeEt said...

Almost missed this one tooo…
Just in time…

1. Ideally, I would like to turn vegetarian.
True: a guess

2. I don't like Amitabh Bachchan.
True: there are some who don’t like him… are u one of them… taking my chances

3. Three years ago, I had a freak kitchen accident when the entire skin peeled off my face, and I had to undergo plastic surgery to get the face I have today.
False: sounds scary… hope its not the truth ;-)


4. I can analyse your handwriting and tell you your characteristics.
True: possible

5. I am not into F1 racing at all.
True… ye

6. A few years ago, I was on a diet and lost 8 kgs in 6 months.
True… seems possible

7. I want to die at the age of 50.
True… lot of people don’t want to live long… can be true

8. I think Anu Malik is very talented.
True… I think he is… his original sound tracks are awesome… hoping that u think the same

9. My tomboyish nature is because I grew up bashing up and getting bashed up by my two elder brothers.
False: I doubt this


10. When I was ten, I could beat the crap out of any guy in the neighbourhood at spinning tops.
True… taking a chance

11. I love wearing stilettos.
True… no idea about this

12. Some day I would like to bungee jump.
False: wild guess


13. I hate banana split ice-cream.
True:

14. I can knock lizards down using ice cubes.
False: u r scared of them… can u do???


15. I hate chewing gum.
False… another guess


16. Once I stalked a guy on the streets.
False: wild chance


17. I like to buy and collect postcards with sappy phrases such as “I think of you from time to time – from the time I wake up to the time I go to sleep.”
True: Possible

18. I once told a guy I’d show him a picture of my crush, and brazenly showed him a mirror.
False: If it’s true… then it’s damn smart… how did that guy reacted ;-)


19. A guy once slapped me in a pub, and I waited for him to get sober before I slapped him back.
True: Taking clue from your earlier quiz ;-)

20. I can’t keep a secret from my close friends.
False: I think you can ;-)


21. I can’t swim to save my own life.
False: taking a wild chance ;-)


22. I think some guys look really cool smoking.
True: some guys really do ;-)

23. I don’t say the ‘F’ word aloud. I only say it in my head.
True: Very few girls say it aloud… are u one of them???

24. I can roller-blade and ice-skate.
True: Possible..

25. When I go to India, I refuse to have pani puri unless it’s made with mineral water.
False: can girls say no to pani puri…



Gosh my guesses are:
3, 9, 12, 14, 15, 16, 18, 20, 21, 25
Ek to sahin ho :-(
Cheers

Siddhu said...

New post New post New post New post New post !!! Wah

Sahil said...
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Sahil said...

Sayesha, is it my imagination or did you call me 'adorable' in one of ur comments?

In the previous comment (the one that says 'comment deleted') I had said that you should refrain from using such language with me. But I realised it sounded rude, and so deleted it.

Even Sahil makes mistakes... after all he's only human. Sorry yaar.

and also... agar kohin sach bolta hai, then who am I to stop them, no? ;)

btw when r the answers coming up?

Sayesha said...

Ram C,
You'll see :)

Oxymoron,
Nope, I don't mind at all. And I won't even try and find out who you are, don't worry. Blog rules :)

Ravi,
Hahahaha! :)

Puneet,
Wow! Your comment is longer than my post yaar! :)

Siddhu,
Coming soon baba! :)

Sahil,
Yes, I called you 'adorable'. Even Sayesha makes mistakes.

Sahil said...

*ouch*

:(

Galti ho gayi yaar. Aise burra nahin maante apne doston ki baat se. Aur galti ehsaas hua na? Issliye apologise kardiya....

oxymoron said...

thnx sayesha, still awiating the answers.
and thnx for the tip on spam control!

spamtaneous said...

sayesha ka matlab kya hai?

virdi said...

congrats half century...
V..

Sayesha said...

Sorry for the delay in reply, Sahil. Sayesha zara gussa thanda kar rahi thi.

So here goes:

Sahil saheb, aap toh is mehfil ke purane diljale ho.

Quoting from Kisna (with slight modifications):

Jumman miyan aka Virdi,
woh mehfil hi kaisi
jahan dilwalon ke saath saath
diljale na ho.
Tum dil se dilwalon ke liye gana
Diljalon ka khayaal, hum rakhenge.


Hey Oxy,
You're welcome :)
The answers are up.

Spam,
Third time someone asked me this on my blog, but here goes :)
Sayesha = Princess of hearts/attained with great desire

Virdi,
Thanks man :)

Angelsera said...

//Sayesha = Princess of hearts/attained with great desire


wow..!

Sayesha said...

//Sayesha = Princess of hearts/attained with great desire
wow..!


:)