Tagte raho!

Reefknot has tagged me. The tag rules are: Using only song titles from one artist, cleverly answer the questions below.

Hmm... Loosely defining the term "artist", I pick our friendly neighbourhood Bappi Da (as a singer), and loosely defining the term "cleverly", here are my answers!

(I did not want to pick a common singer because then the tag becomes too easy. Initially I wanted to pick our friendly neighbourhood Himesbhai, but when making the list I figured he has only sung one song so far. Several times over. But the same song.)

Anyway, here's my list:

1. Are you a male or female?
Ans: Haan mere jaisi haseena (LOL!)
Movie: Armaan

2. Describe yourself.
Ans: Aa mujhe dekh
Movie: Classic - Dance of Love

3. How do you feel about yourself?
Ans: Tumhara (i.e. bewdas') pyaar chahiye mujhe jeene ke liye
Movie: Manoranjan

4. Describe your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend.
Ans: Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy, aa ja aa ja aa ja (Shergill, that is! Yeahaha!)
Movie: Disco Dancer

5. Describe your current boy/girl situation.
Ans: Bambai se aaya mera dost & Ye hai cricket (two songs but thankfully only one guy!)
Movies: Aap Ki Khatir & Awwal Number

6. Describe your current location.
Ans: Traffic jam (okay if you have not heard this song, you're seriously missing out!)
Movie: Rock Dancer

7. Describe where you want to be.
Ans: Bombay to Goa
Movie: Bombay to Goa

8. Your favorite color is...
Ans: Khokha (Muahahaha!)
Movie: C Kkompany

9. You know...
Ans: Kisi ko muhabbat ki hai tension
Movie: Tyaagi

10. What’s the weather like?
Ans: Mausam hai gaane ka, gaane ka bajaane ka, sunne ka sunaane ka, hasne ka hasaane ka
Movie: Suraksha

11. If your life was a television show what would it be called?
Ans: You are my chicken fry (I swear this IS an actual song!)
Movie: Rock Dancer

12. What is life to you?
Ans: Jee le le Jee le le ayo ayo jee le le
Movie: Tarzan (OMG does anyone remember this movie? ROFL!)

13. What is the best advice you have to give?
Ans: Aana jaana laga rahega, dukh jaayega, sukh aayega
Movie: Geraftaar

14. If you could change your name what would you change it to?
Ans: Gunmaster G-9
Movie: Suraksha

By the way, here's the offical website of the disco king. Do scroll down and check out the impeccable cartoon at the bottom of the page.

I would like to tag my friend and fellow Bollywood psycho Pizzadude (because if I don't, he will kill me) and any other bewdas who would like to use this to get over 'writer's blog'.

Tagte raho!