This post has been issued in public interest, or rather in the interest of the neglected blogs of my friends who are bloody brilliant bloggers, but they just won't blog.
This poem is dedicated to all of those lazy buggers... I mean bloggers...
Bar mein tumhara swaagat hai
Lekin humko laagat hai
Gahan aalas ke tum maare ho
Kambakhton, procrastinators saare ho!
Aalas ka hi toh namoona hai
Ki blog tumhara soona hai
Maana tumne dil ka haal likha
Abbe, woh toh pichhle saal likha!
Aaj ki kya taaza khabar hai?
Banjar hai re, sab banjar hai!
Daftar mein bahut ho biji biji?
Arre kitne kaam hain niji niji?
Blog karne ke kitne raste hain
Hum toh padhne ko taraste hain
Yaar kuchh bhi likho, hum padh lenge
Aur padhkar aage badh lenge
Bandhu, tum toh patli gali se nikal liye
Humara khayaal kiye bina hi aise chal liye?
Hum kab tak akele bakwaas karenge?
Bandwidth ka satyanaas karenge?
Muh uthaakar roz tumhaare blog par hum jaate hain
Sar hilaakar, gaali dekar, waapas laut aate hain
Arre tumhaare blog par hamara bhi kuchh adhikaar hai
Blog ko neglect karne waalon, tum par toh dhikkaar hai!
Ya toh fultu shutdown karo, ya blog ko tum update karo
Likhne ko kuchh hai nahin toh kuchh naya create karo
Sadaa apni bakwaas se tum cyberspace ko hogte raho
Kahat kaviyatri Sash - blogte raho re bhaiya, blogte raho!
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Blogte raho!
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Waah ji waah.
Executive summary: This is a warning. Write something soon. Don't make me come down there n kick your @$$
Sahi bola Bhai?
Gold is mine. Muhahaha.
aur chandi mera..
tho i fall into the category addressed in ur post :D
Thank you , bhai!, Thank you. am honored that you wrote a poem on poor old me :D
Kya baat hai.. fundoo.
ha! this should be on the first page of the Bloggers' Rulebook.
brilliant ;)
Bar में आपका स्वागत हैं
लेकिन हमको लागत हैं
गहन आलस के तुम मारे हो
कम्बख़्तों , procrastinators सारे हो
आलस का ही तो नमूना है
की blog तुम्हारा सूना है
माना तुमने दिल का हाल लिखा
अबे, वो तो पिछले साल लिखा!
आज की क्या ताज़ा खबर हैं?
बंजर हैं रे, सब बंजर हैं!
दफ़्तर में बहुत हो बिजी बिजी?
अरे कितने काम हैं निजी निजी?
Blog करने के कितने रास्ते हैं
हम तो पढ़ने को तरसते हैं
यार कुछ भी लिखो हम पढ़ लेंगे
और पढ़कर आगे बढ़ लेंगे
बन्धु, तुम तो पतली गली से निकल लिए
हमारा ख़याल किए बिना ही ऐसे चल लिए?
हम कब तक अकेले बकवास करेंगे?
Bandwidth का सत्यानाश करेंगे?
मुहॅं उठाकर रोज़ तुम्हारे blog पर हम जाते हैं
सर हिलाकर, गाली देकर, वापस लौट आते हैं
अरे तुम्हारे blog पर हमारा भी कुच्छ अधिकार है
Blog को neglect करने वालों, तुम पर तो धिक्कार है!
या तो fultu shutdown करो, या blog को तुम update करो
लिखने को कुछ है नहीं तो कुछ नया create करो
सदा अपनी बकवास से तुम cyberspace को hogते रहो
कहत कवियत्रि Sash - blogते रहो रे भैया, blogते रहो!
great! hahaha.. blogte raho!!
universal dukhde ko express kiya hai :)
wah wah ... wah wah !!
like the new label ... want more drinks .. err posts of this flavour ;)
Bhai! hum aapke pakka fan ban gaye hain!
ye to silver gold platinum diamond sabka zabardast combo ho gaya! :)
Who are the 'fore mentioned' blogger? Curious curious.
hi
"Muh uthaakar roz tumhaare blog par hum jaate hain..............., tum par toh dhikkaar hai!"
well written. my sentiments eggzhactly, when i visit yr blog each night and (sometimes) do not find my daily dose.
chullu bhar paani mein dubat rahat.
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Abs brilliant........ wah sash bhai wah!!
wah bhai waah... kya likha hai...
Yeh sun kar bas hi nikalta hai...Wah wah...(Now u say: Arey Paro Wah Bloggers ko boliye .. :))
That was brilliant Sayesha! :) *thunderous claps*
Awesome yaar...kya likhte ho!!!
U inspired me ki main apne banjar blog mein kuch rang bharoon...jo 5 mahine se ek post ke liye taras raha hai!!!
Superb!!! Love ur blog and sense of humor
this is one brilliant piece of work! i think i'll send the poem to all my friends, with due credits of course!
:)
Superb!!!!!
Arre...post title change ho gaya...aisa kyun??
Awesome poetry...
we must get topi to put a tune to it..
Awesome poetry...
we must get topi to put a tune to it..
I'm going to send this post's link to all of my sleeping blogger friends :) :)
bhai, remember a place where youhave written 'Sar'. well forgive me bcus the first time i read it as 'Sirf'.
Wah wah wah! reema sent me your blog link though i am not a sleeping blogger, yet! :)
Truly a great read, Am adding you to my blog roll!
if you wish pl visit me at
http://laghukatha0shortstories.wordpress.com
and
http://craftyvillage.wordpress.com
First time here and i have spent half the time in office reading all your posts!! wanted to leave a comment on all of them but i ll just leave one here!!
Bloody brilliant poem!!
bohot mazaa aa gaya padh ke!! :)
aap bhi blogte raho!! :)
too good...
Have been reading ur blogs for quite some time..and I just love it...
Bhai, yeh toh Blog Inspiring hai.
eheheheheh
#Urv,
Sahi bola! :D
#Sanchit,
Yes you do! :P
#Aequo animo,
Hahaha! Sada sukhi raho! :D
#Joy,
Thanks. :P
#Shweta,
Haha! Rather, in the centre I say. The initial enthu keeps you going for a year or so. You need a kick on the ass after that! :P
#Trinaa,
Thank you. :)
#Nikhil,
Arre jeeyo mere laal! :D Thank you thank you! I don't even know how to do that! And this is the first hindi text I have seen in blogosphere that doesn't have a gazillion typos. Thode bahut hain lekin. :P
#Anish,
Thanks. :)
#Mythalez,
Glad someone noticed the new flavour... I have ordered a few more barrels... coming soon. :P
#A G,
Thank you. :)
PS: No names! They all know who they are! Hehe! :P
#Asha,
Hahahahahaha! I knew this post was like apne pair par kulhaadi! :P
//chullu bhar paani mein dubat rahat.
ROFL! :D :D :D :D
#Sudipta,
Thank you! :)
#K,
Dhanyawaad! :)
#nits,
Thank you! :)
#Chirpy Paaro,
Hahaha! Usually Devdas piyela hota hai, aaj toh Paro talli hai! :P
#t,
Thank you! :D
#Nidhi,
Chalo kuchh toh achha hua! Blogte raho! :)
#Reema,
Thank you. :)
#Vinni,
Thanks! :)
#Prats,
Thanks! :D
#Nidhi,
Yeh wala zyada apt laga. :)
#basskeyz,
Thanks! Topi bole toh Himesh?? As long as he doesn't sing it, I'm okay. :P
#Reema,
Hehehe... good luck wakin'em up! :P
#Satish,
Tu toh hamesha talli rehta hai yaar, naya kya hai? :D
#Sakhi,
Welcome! Thank you. :)
#Revathi,
Welcome and thank you! :)
#Art,
Thank you! :)
#Tarun,
Hehehe... thank you thank you! :)
Arrey bhai yeh kya!
Apun aapka blogroll mein?!!
Was feeling down since few days at work.
At least this evening is made for me now!
Ab aapki umeedon ke upar tak blog krana padega!
(Will have to blog upto your expectations!)
Best lines:
Maana tumne dil ka haal likha
Abbe, woh toh pichhle saal likha!
Kya twist tha. Idea mein bhi aur language mein bhi!
As if Javed Akhtar suddenly became Munna Bhai.
(Please do not give/take my betelnut for daring to utter name of another bhai at your blog)
(Wait I think you are fan and chela of that bhai, so I might get spared)
Haila! I am imagining Bhai with a danda in hand, in the middle of the night going *tock tock tock* (that's danda making the banging noise with the tar road) and screaming "blogte raho!" :P
And a note to self: aisa bol ke Bar se bhaagte raho warna rolled paper aa jaayega.
#Stupidosaur,
Hahahaha! Behind all your stupidosaur-ness on your blog, there lies some twisted form of intelligence. :P
//As if Javed Akhtar suddenly became Munna Bhai.
ROFL!! :D :D :D
#Kanan,
Hahahaha! I imagined myself exactly like that... walking through a neighbourhood of annoyed ex-bloggers going tock-tock-tock and 'Blogte raho!' and people throwing baaltis of water on me to shut me up so they can go back to sleep. :/
yes yes..nonames..thats the funda..but names here referred to which blogs karkey! :) thats all!
This is nice one.
Expression very well narrated through bewda shayris.
Hey Sayesha,
Awesome poem, FUNDU... I've been reading your blog for sometime now, and really love the way you write... This poem, tops the list of Favorite blogs by you...
Keep writing,
Durga
Lagta hai ab blog karna padega hamesha,
Warna botal maaregi sar pe sayesha!
*runs away
P.S: Too good yaar! :)
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