Friday, July 11, 2008

And the funniest is...

The results of the poll are out! Strangely, none of the new movies made it to the top three!

Third place goes to....























I gotta watch this movie again... I watched it so long ago, I can barely remember anything. :(

Second place goes to...























And finally, a landslide victory for the ultimate...
























And yes, my vote also went to this movie. Some classic lines from the movie:

Haila! Juhi Chawla!

Govinda! Chippak ke!

Aa gale lag ja!

Jjjjjjjuhi!!
OH! Mujhe laga... Shahrukh Khan aa gaya!

Main tumhe tann, mann aur DHAN se sweekar karta hoon!

Mujh jaisi aulaad wahin hogi jahan aap jaisa baap hoga!

Mujhe apni manzil ekdum saamne dikhai de rahi hai.
Saamne police station aur shamshaan hai. Inme se tumhari manzil kaun si hai?

Yeh topi aapne America se khareedi?
Nahin, New York se.
Achha, maine socha America se khareedi.

Hum kuchh bolega toh kuchh ho jayega kya?

Bagal mein shamshaan hai, wahan se complaint nahin aani chahiye.

Kapde badalne ke liye batti kyun chahiye? Kisi ko kuchh dekhna dikhana hai?

Tum dono ka pyaar dekhkar mujhe Ramanand Sagar ki Ramayan ka woh episode yaad aa gaya...

Chitt main jeeta, patt tu hara.

Main woh pet ki baat... nahin, dil ki baat bol raha tha...

Mogambo ka bhateeja hoon. Aaya hoon, kuchh toh leke jaaunga!

Pilan ke mutaabik...

I am Teja because my name is also Teja.

Yeh Teja Teja kya hai? Yeh Teja Teja?

Aakhen nikaalke gotiyan khelunga!

Gogo ji, aapka ghaghra!

Do dost ek pyaali mein chai piyenge, isse pyaar badhta hai.

Ooi ma!

Andhi ma aur vidhwa behen... andhi ma aur vidhwa behen...

Suno suno duniya ke logon
Sabse bada hai Mister Gogo!

Teja main hoon. Mark idhar hai.

Yeh toh chillar lekar aaye hain!

Bhalla: Aaj Robert ka birthday hai.
Robert: Sir, aapne pehle kyun nahin bataya ki mera birthday hai?
Bhalla: Happy birthday, Robert.
Prem: Happy birthday, rabbit.

Tillu??
Tiley par mila tha na, isliye maine uska naam Tillu rakh diya.

Kaali mirch ke laddu...

Yahan se koodungi toh bahut dard hoga. Socha thoda neeche jaakar koodungi.

Yeh Raveena kaun, Karishma kaun ka chakkar khatam nahin hua ki ek naya chakkar - Uncle kaun?!

Balki main toh kehta hoon aap purush hi nahin hain!
Hainn???!!!
Mera matlab... Mahapurush hain! Mahapurush!

Dhakki tiki dhakki tiki dhakki tiki!


Calling all AAA fans... got any more lines to share? :D



47 comments:

Blue Bike said...

GOLD!

Blue Bike said...
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starbreez said...

Oh, Chupke Chupke is great! Should have thought of it too ...

Grr, still remember trying to watch Andaz Apna Apna without subtitles (because there were no subtitles), and failing quite miserably because the repartee was fast and furious. Must ... find ... subtitled version.

Sanchit said...

sadly sadly my fav pic didn make it.. sob sob

abhi said...

galti se mistake ho gaya!!

Amey said...

After hearing nawabi names,

itne saare naam? baaki log kidhar hain?

Preethi said...

hey..sadly my movie didnt get picked :( but yayy to everyone's who did...i havent watched andaz apna apna..will do this weekend..

@Sayesha : quick question..
did i do something like subscribe to the answers..coz all of a sudden I have like 80 mails on my phone with each individual comment on the last poll!!
i'm hoping the next set of comments dont flood my phone inbox(very diff to delete :()..i'm happy reading them here on the bhai blog :)
Hva great wekeend all..
Cheers..P

shub said...

the pistol mein goli nahin hai one :D

Blue Bike said...

Aap idhar - udhar kya dekh rahe hain? Udhar - idhar dekhiye, udhar idhar ...

Kanan said...

Alright!! Golmaal at #2. yoooohooo! This calls for celebration.

Here are some one-liners:

"ek hi raasta hai" (I think this is the most said dialog in the entire movie)

"beti ratna?!"

"doctor mama!"

"kyon itni jaldi uth kar kya karoge?"

"kal hockey test match hai na..."

"yeh samosa thodi na hai yeh to bahen ka pyaar hai"

"haan haan jaldi kha lo varna pyaar thanda ho jaayega"

"tumne black pearl ka naam to suna hoga, mujhe to pata tha ki moti sirf shwet varniya hota hai"

"aur pele ke baare mein tumhara kya khayaal hai? woh, woh to mahaan hai, bahot hi mahaan. per capita income of the backward tribes of maharashtra par unka shodh granth padhne laayak hai, kis ki baat kar rahe ho, professor rele, prasiddh arth shastri rele. main rele ki baat nahin kar raha hoon, mash hoor football player pele ki baat kar raha hoon P E L E pele. unke baare mein to pata nahin, haan do din pehle samachar patra mein padha avashya tha ki calcutta dumdum airport pe aadhi raat ko 30-35 hazaar log unko milne chale gaye, bas is ke alawa kuch nahin pata hai, pitaji ki shiksha mithya thi, khaamosh! unki shiksha galat nahin thi, unhone jo sikhaya theek sikhaya"

"yeh kis ghaavad ne banayi hai? yeh maine banaayi hai, kshama kijiye sir lekin yeh galat hai, mujhe pata hai main dekhna chahta tha tumhe kitna pata hai

"tum kurta itna chhota kyon pahente ho?"

"pitaji kaha karte the kurta to sharir ke upraardh ki lajja nivaaran ke liye hota hai. apne desh mein chaalis karod mard hai, agar un mein se sab apna kurta chhe inch bhi chhota kar le to kitne saare logon ki vastra samasya hal ho sakti hai. fashion ke woh bilkul viruddh THE",

"THE matlab?"

"chaar saal pehle unka swargwaas ho gaya"

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH! itne great thinker ko milne ka saubhaagya, saubhaagya mujhe nahin mila"

"lekin woh kaha karte the ki manushya to mrityu ke baad bhi apne vichaaro se jeevit reh sakta hai"

"beta, itni bhaari bharkham bhasha likhne mein prayog karo, bolne mein nahin. samajhne mein zara takleef hoti hai... haan... hahaha"

"mamaji, kaun kambakht kehta hai ki hitler mar gaya?"

"ratna, tum udhar jaao. dekh beta (looking at Ramprasad), agar to bhavani shankar ko khush kar saka to bahot kuch paa sakta hai. pata hai urmila traders ki urmila kaun hai? bhavani shankar ki ik-lauti beti, nihayat khubsoorat bhi hai aur kanvaari bhi"

"itna pavitra vatavaran, itne pavitra vichaar, aap ke pavitra kaise hai... mera matlab hai aap ki mataji kaisi hai?"

"sharafat koi chidiya thodi na hai jo moochh mein ghosla banaati hai?"

And the famous Bade Baabu and his aaj kare to kaal kar, kaal kare so parso, itni jaldi kya hai beta, jab jeena hai barso" tumhe pata hai yeh kis ne likha hai? nahin bade babu, naacheez ne, waah waah aap bhi!

"bade babu, agar apne desh ki dharti bhi aap ke naak jaisi hoti to, roz fasal kaato aur roz nayi fasal taiyaar, desh mein khadh-samasya ka hal ho jaata na" "Ramprasad tum mera mazaak to nahin uda rahe ho na" "arre nahin, bade babu"

"ab kaisi kaisi hai? kya takleef thi un ko?" "sir, saans ki takleef thi, ab nahin hai" "kya nahin hai, saans ya takleef?"

OMG! For Golmaal I can go on forever... until the next one. ;)

Kanan said...

That last one should have been "ab tumhari ma kaisi hai? theek hai. kya takleef thi un ko? sir, saans ki takleef thi, ab nahin hai. kya nahin hai, saans ya takleef?"

And one of the previous ones should have been "...chalis karod mard mein se sirf chhe karod bhi..."

"baabaa, man ki aankhen khol"

"pehle apne sir ki aankhen to kholo. poora waqt apni tond pighlaate rehte ho. bhaiya... urmi... kya hua urmi ko, urmi ne chupke se kisi se shaadi kar li aur woh use chhod kar bhaaga jaa raha hai aur urmi... bolti kyon nahin kya hua urmi ko? aur urmi us ke bacche ke maa ban ne wali hai.. kahan hai urmi?"

"I'm naataking daddy, yeh dekhiye glycerin ki bottle aur yeh dekhiye sindoor"

"buaji aap mohinder, mohinder kaun? jisse meri chupke se shaadi hui hai... haan to kahaan thi main... (dialog) dekho mohinder main tumse pyaar karti hoon, aur mere pet me tumhara baccha hai. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH! aise ashubh naatak kyon karte ho? bhakt prahlad, jai santoshi ma, aise naatak kyon nahin karte? oh my god! yeh modern naatak hai buaji agar sindoor nahin lagaya to feelings kaise aayegi?"

Kalindi bua hits Bhavani Shankar on head with a bat, Bhavani screams at her "BHAIYAA, maine socha..." "tumne sochna bhi shuru kar diya?"

"udhar dekho udhar dekho" (keshto tries to drink from his bottle at the police station)

Om Prakash: "hawaaldaar hamaari moochhe laao"

"you're not a police officer, you are a foolish officer"

The scene where Dina Pathak sits on swing and Bhavani Shankar tries to sit next to her is the funniest.

"arre aap ki to aawaaz bhi suni hui lagti hai, hum zaroor pehle kahin mil chuke hai. kahin aap khar ki mrs. sharma se to nahin mile? haan tabhi to, lekin didi to vidhavaa hai phir bhi log galti karte hai, hum judwe hai na. aap ke parivaar mein judwa baccho ki parampara lagti hai. haan, hamari naani bhi judwe thi gangarani-jamnarani aur yeh bhaanje bhi dekho na Ramprasad-Laxmanprasad"

:D

Shekhar said...

@ kanan: ~bows~ Dude, tussi great ho !!!!

Urv said...

Well. Big B seems to be everywhere. Best, worst, funniest :D

~kanan
Don't tell me u remember all those dialogues!

bluejay said...

wohoooo!! golmaal at 2 :) yaay!!

celebration...

A G said...

i saw this movie with my cousins (Andaz apna apna) one of the few i like salman khan in,aamir khan is ultimate in it. I forgot a lot of those dialogues.

One scene which i clearly remember is that jail mein passport size photo ka.

then the scene where aamir khan and raveena are eating at the restaurant, salman khan is laughing hysterically outside. the expressions on these actors' faces!!! gosh!

i have to watch this movie sometime soon!

chupke chupke i found the orginally vcd recently...yet to open it though.

been really long since i watched golmaal too!

the movies are playing in front of me :D TQ for the poll!

A G said...

hey also isn't .....kiski mama ka gun hai? from this movie AAA?
they are trying to shoot paresh rawal and they are like..yeh vasco di gama ka gun hai etc etc?

Kanan said...

Shekhar, thank you! :D

Urv, of course I do. Why would you think otherwise? Hmmm... :P I've watched this one just too many times, and still can't get enough of it.

A few more one liners that I can recall:

"music koi accountancy nahin hai, is mein do aur do chaar nahin, paanch bhi ho sakta hai, zeeeeeroooo bhi ho sakta hai" as RPSharma turns his keychain and looks towards angry Bhavani Shankar.

"he is a man of strong likes and dislikes"

"achha to match mein ashok kumar aur (someone else) bhi aaye hote to bada maza aata nahin? tum tameez bhool chuke ho"

Some of my favorite scenes include:

- Dina Pathak trying to get up from little table like thing where she's sitting when Ramprasad annouces Bhavani Shankar has arrived. She tries to get up, hits the shelf above her head, then does pranam to Nataraj statue and removes 3-inch high heel sandals. ROFL...

- Kalindi bua tries to feed Ramprasad sweets and whatnot and tells the story how fufa died eating her mooli ke mughlai parathe and promises to him she will make them as soon as he gets married to Urmi. LOL!

- The car chase is awesome at the end and how Bhavani arrives in front of cop car and puts his hands on his head. His hair looks so funny when he emerges from that big cloud of dust.

- And of course the whole interview scene: Harry Shrivastav's grandson, Venkatesan Krishnamurthy Chirampapalli Iyengar.

- The last family portrait photo shoot where Bhavani Shankar shaves off his mustache.

Prats said...

Golmal @ 2 Yippiiieees!!!!
Celebrations....

@ Kanan great job bro...

Nidhi said...

Yayyyy!!! In all three polls my voted movie was one among the top 3 (DDLJ, Tashan and now Chupke Chupke)

I must say it was hard for me to decide between Golmaal and Chupke Chupke...but then whichever u choose Utpal Dutt was a sure winner (one of the most classic comedians till date)

Bivas said...

@Kanan: Hockey match mein the characters were...Govinda & Ashok Kumar, if I remember correctly... :-)

Urv said...

~kanan
tussi great ho ji.. :D Great description.. I loved the 'EEEEESH' in the movie :D

Sayesha said...

#Blue Bike,
Congrats! :D

#Starbreez,
I think even subtitles will not really do justice to the masterpiece that Andaz Apna Apna is... a lot of the jokes are contextual, you have to watch it with me so I can explain. :)

#Sanchit,
Hota hai hota hai! :P

#Abhi,
Oh yeah! :D :D :D

#Amey,
Hahahahaha! Yeah I missed that one out! :D

#Preethi,
You HAVE TO watch AAA! It totally kicks ass! :D

//did i do something like subscribe to the answers..coz all of a sudden I have like 80 mails on my phone with each individual comment on the last poll!!

HOLY COW! Did you click on the 'Email follow-up comments'? Other than that, I see no way why you should get all comments in your email. Any IT-savvy bewda care to advise?

#Shub,
Hahahahaha! :D

#Blue Bike,
That was a classic scene! Remember the song when Aamir khan "inaugurated" the jail? Papa kehte they bada naam karega... hahaha! :D

#Kanan,
Maate!! Aaple charan kahan hain?? Please tell me you copy-pasted all that?? Although something tells me you didn't. Holy cow. Sashtaang pranaam from Sash! :P

#Shekhar,
Absolutely! :)

#Urv,
Big B(leah)! :P

#bluejay,
Haha! I just watched it again on youtube! :P

#A G,
You're welcome! Now even I'm craving to watch Chupke Chupke! :D
ps: Yup! "Kiske mama ki?" was in it too! :D

#Kanan,
Ya allah! Bas kar! Bachon ki jaan lekar rahegi kya? :P

#Prats,
Hahaha! :D
ps: Kanan is not a bro, she's a sis! :P

#Nidhi,
Hahaha! Looks like you know bewda taste very well, huh? :D

#Bivas,
Yeah I watched the movie on youtube yesterday. You're right, it was Govinda and Ashok Kumar. :)

#Urv,
:D

Urv said...

:P
And Bhai, gustakhi maaf, but World War and Fedex post pe aapke comments kyon nahi? Hum bewdo se kuch galti ho gayi kya :(
~preethi
Yup. What Bhai said seems the most probable explanation.

Sayesha said...

#Urv,
Nahin re, apun karega reply saare comments ka... weekend thoda busy tha apun ka... publisher peeche padela hai deadlines ke liye... one post at a time, lekin reply karega zaroor. :)

Amey said...

I was recently reminded of that dialog while watching the new and (not-so-)improved Mahabharat.

Rohan said...

People are spoilt for choice when it comes to funny movies..

Scariest movie - now thats a poll you should have. Though I think I can predict which movie will win this poll !

Rohan

Shan said...

Gol Maal should have got the award...bhai kuch Gol Maal hua kya Andaz Apna Apna jeet gaye...i like AAA too...

Urv said...

Ohkie ohkie. Chaiye to editors ka naam ka paan-supari de dena :)

Daroga said...

"Kya Jhakaaaaas"

Tarun said...

Bhai I think "jaane bhi do yaaron" is a cult commedy movie just because of the unique satirical back drop of the movie.
Yes AAA definetly a good movie, but I think Jaane Bhi Do yaaron should be among top three.

Anyways ... as for the dialogues ...

Bhalla: "Teja Sahab yeh Vasco-da-Gama ki Gun hai"

Teja: "Kiss ke mamam ki Gun hai?"

Teja: Patte mein baatu aur game tum lay jao.

Jhakaas .......

Somya said...

wow..thats the best report card for me till date for any contest...all three of faves in top 3 though the order changed but still:-)

Navin said...

"Teja mein hun.... mark idhar hai"
-- I nearly died laughing on this one......

Systix said...

AAA rulez!!! ... :D

Yeh Raveena kaun, Karishma kaun ka chakkar khatam nahin hua ki ek naya chakkar - Uncle kaun?!

Balki main toh kehta hoon aap purush hi nahin hain!
Hainn???!!!
Mera matlab... Mahapurush hain! Mahapurush!

these two take the cake
Nice blog
yehp ... ur bar has another regular now ... a teetotaler at that this one ... :)

Nidhi said...

@sayesha
Dunno about the Bewda taste...but yeah, u got me ADDICTED for sure....would u believe that after this blog post, I watched Golmaal on "youtube" (in more thn 20 parts, no less) :D :D

Shanks_P said...

Didn't get a chnace to vote in time .... Was down and out boozed (Desi dharu was better ;))

Anyways, Chupke chupke would have won with one more vote :D

Mystic said...

Vasco da Gama.

Kiska mama?

Nikesh Rathi said...

NONSENSE ! Har cheez time se honi chahiye ... 9 bajkar 9 minute ... Juice peene ka time !!

Chirag said...

did u notice that in wah wah studios, there is a poster of a movie...
Jungle Mein Oye Oye
Start to finish..

Chirag said...

Lakh lakh ka pachaas Cheque hoyenga

Kanan said...

Prats, I be a sis, not a bro. :P thanks for the encouragement.

Bivas, thank you! :D I couldn't recall the names right away. YOu're right it was Govinda and Ashok Kumar.

Urv, EEEEESH is my fav too. :)

Sash, thanks for the pranaam, you deserve the same from me as well for countless amount of things. :D

What? no one remembers any more one liners from Golmaal? I'm disappointed.

Okay since Sayesha's requested not to take jaan of anyone I'll keep this one small.

A couple of more that I can recall:

"saala! abbey! arre koi baat nahin jaane de na... saale sahab, aap ne woh kaam bhi kar liya aur kapde bhi badal liye? jijaji, yeh jet age hai, chal chal der ho jaayegi"

"mari hui ma ki kasam kha ke maa ko jeevit hi to kar rahe ho"

"yeh mathe ka sindoor nahin hothon ka sindoor hai"

Ramprasad comes home and Ratna says Urmila had come by to drop off a note. He requests for the note. She says "aap ko nahin doongi, Laxmanbhaiya ke liye dee hai to unhi ko doongi" he messes up the hair and removes the mustache and says "theek hai, le tera bhaiya aa gaya" and she is laughing and says "haan ab de sakti hoon".

"wahaan woh (I forget what he refers to him here) bandook le kar khada hai" when they're trying to escape from Urmila's room. She gets upset and he's like "wahaan woh devta bandook lekar khada hai"

*over n out* (for now)

Kanupriya said...

my fav too!! :D :D

"yeh vasco da gama ki gun hai"
"kiske mama ki gun hai?"

:D :)

Crime Master said...

Yeh firauti ka paisa hai ya maiyyat ka chanda?

LOL!

Prashant Chandanapurkar said...

Gogoji... Aap ka Ghagra!!!

Prashant Chandanapurkar said...

Amar aur prem! naam se awara aur filmi lagte hi ho aur apne aap ko nikkame aur nithalle sabit kar chuke ho!

Prashant Chandanapurkar said...

9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 ... Dhamakaaa!!!

Nahor said...
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Nahor said...

testing@above :O .... nice post! :)