Sunday, July 22, 2007

Meet the parents

*peeps into the bar and looks around furtively*

*checks that everyone has only a harmless glass of orange juice each*

*checks that there are no visible give-away signs or incriminating evidence of batli-giri or bhai-giri*

*announces, but in a hushed whisper*

"All right, people, I've decided to do it. I'd been thinking about it since this happened, and now it's finally happening. No mistakes, okay? They're already on their way to the bar. Let's go over it one more time - no bhai talk, no bewda talk, no drunk bar-top dancing. Behave, okay? Keep sipping your orange juice and smiling. Smile a lot. Talk to them, but do not mention anything about the..."

*turns to see them walking in, hurriedly finishes sentence*

"Errm... no mention of the B-A-R, okay?"

*turns to smile at them; they seem amused at the surroundings and the confused-looking people with their huge plastered smiles*

"Mom, Dad, this is everybody. Everybody, these are my parents."

*smiles nervously*


Navya said...

Ah GOLD !! :D

So you got your parents to visit you huh! Have loads of fun and am sure you will have a couple of points to add to your "Be proud, be loud" list ;). ( Apne saas-sasur ki achi tareh seva karna balikee .. hihihi )

shub said...

hum samjhe nahi! Is this welcome cos they're here, or cos they've started reading the blog? Or both?!

Thisisme said...

since no one claimed silver..its mine :D:D:D well..bronze toh is technically mine only :D
well..welcome hai jee to the parents..but have they started reading the blog..or r they at ur place..meinu yeh samajh nahi aaya..plz clarify :-)
and been soooo long since been at ur place..have moved bag n baggage from uk to apna desh was busy in that..missed ur blog :-) now m back here..

Bivas said...

WHAT!!! OMG!!!
and u still put up the count of the no of bewdas getting 'Fullto Talli' ;-)

The_Girl_From_Ipanema said...

namaste aunty, namaste unkal.

Unknown said...

halo ji, uncle ji, aunty ji, Singapore mein welcom ji. *oops, i dnt live in S'pore* Koi nahi, welcome toh kar hi sakte hain ;)

Unknown said...

Selamat Datang auntiji and uncleji:) Enjoy your visit!!!

creepa said...

Namastey auntyji and uncleji!!! :D

Welcome to the umm.. cafeteria !!! :P

*We want a guest post plzzzzzzzz* :P

The Girl Who Sold The World said...

Namaste auntie and unkal! It's been a great pleasure to meet apni Sash BHAI ke parents! :D
Now, what can the good ol' BAR offer you? :D

Just Jane said...

Vanakkam to the bride's parents! :-)
I'm sure they'll have great fun discovering the blog, although keeping the number of years and blogposts in mind, this is gonna be one long stay and read!

Unknown said...

Arrrre, auntyji, uncleji, bhelcum bhelcum. Kya bhaigiri wali beti paida ki hai baap, maan gaya apun aap dono ko. Bhai-giri bolo toh, ekdum bade bhaiya jaisa pirotekt karti hai apun sabko, sayi hai na? :D

In sabse darne ka nahi. Yeh sab roz ke client hai, baaar ke. Arre, tension nahi lene ka, baar bole toh woh jagah jahan apun sab baar baar aata hai, isliye apun usko baar kehta hai :P

Yeh dekho, apun satrangi-narangi pee le raha hai, aap piyoge? Arrre, satrangi-narangi bole toh, aapke bharat ki fast food bhasha mein, ganga jamuna! Orange mausambi juice, mix karke. Kya bapu, aap bhi, har cheez samjhana padta hai!

*takes Sashbhai to one side*
Theek hai na bhai? Apun ne sab theek se sambhaal liya na?
*Grins n trots away* :P

Anish said...

Hey......nice to read ur refreshing blog after such a long time :-)

Enigma said...

Oh! So ur parents got a sneek peak into this underground bar!!! Wat was their reaction to all the dadagiri tat goes on here ;)

btw, this sure does call for a paani puri paani treat for all on the house...


Iday said...

Hello uncle. Hello aunty.
Glad to meet u again, after meeting you as one of the many guests during the reception in Chennai :)

*maintains plastered smile*

R said...

namaste to both aunty and ucle

we love your daughter.
and there are sooooooo many of us .


Anusha said...

*hides third glass of margarita behind back* YES! Finally, it's out! Forget O. Henry - Uncle's got a year's worth of reading material now, woohoo! :D

*waves big "Hi!" to aunty and uncle*

Unknown said...

Namaste Uncle and Namaste Aunty -Welcome...! I wanted to say that you have an awesome, very lovely daughter....she is absolutely one of a kind, and she brings smiles and renewed ways of thinking and being, to all our lives. She is an inspiration to us all in many ways. Welcome again, and make yourself at home.. Nice meeting you. :-) *sitting next to Uncle and Aunty* :-)

The_Girl_From_Ipanema said...

abbe harshi chal hat itna maska mat maar.

*sorry i couldn't remain like a good well-behaved kid for so long!*


Lady Godiva said...

Hi Sayesha,

I've been reading your blog for quite some time now, and i like the way you write. Congratulations, for your marriage (info courtsy: your previous post).
Namaste to Uncle and Aunty.
~ LadyG

dharmu said...

pranam uncleji and auntyji!

dekha bhai, hum saab kitne suhil or un-tapori hain....

Tarun said...

Bhai, *salutations*
Ever read Madhushalla?

The Soul of Alec Smart said...

Hey!! So bhai, how did the parents like the bar? Waiting for a post on that :)

Sayesha said...

BIG APOLOGY TO ALL BEWDAS FOR THE DELAY IN REPLYING TO COMMENTS! I was busy moon-lighting as a Singapore tourist guide! :P

Thanks! :)

Uff tu dhakkan thi dhakkan hi rahegi! :P They've started reading re!

Et tu???? :O
ps: Welcome back! :)

Ahahahaha! They actually asked me what 'fultu talli' meant! Ahahahaha! :D

#Ipanema Gal,
Hahahaha! Dad actually asked me how he could acknowledge all the namastes! :D

Thank you thank you! :)

Thanks! :)

Shhhhhhhhhhh! Marwayegi kya?? :P

#World Girl,
Hahaha! They were both ROFL at your 'unkal' bit! :P

Thanks! :)

Thanks! *sarcastic wala*
Aa gaya tere dil ko sukoon? Apni waat lagwa di na? :/

Thanks! And welcome back! :)

Hehehe... yeah I will blog about the reaction soon! :)

Hehehe... watch out for my next post! You're featured! ;)

#Raam Pyari,
Thanks babe! :)

Tuney meri pol kholi thi sabse pehle na... by giving your dad my blog URL... apun ne badla le liya muahahaha! :D

Hehehe... thanks! :)

//*sitting next to Uncle and Aunty* :-)

OMG I was ROFL when I read that!!! :D

#Ipanema Gal,

#Lady Godiva,
Thanks! :)

Hahaha! Sure sure! :)

Harivansh Rai Bachchan's? Yeah I think so... In bits and pieces :)

#Alec Smart's Soul,
Hehehe... coming soon! :)

Unknown said...

Kya bhai, err, ben, jo aapse seekha, wohi bolungi na? Main choti si innocent si bachi hoon, main kya kisiki waat lagaungi? ;) :P

Ok, ab bohot bada break le liya. We demand a new post, fasht. And when will uncle aunty write a post? We need a guest post from them too. SAHI BOLA NA BEWDA LOG? :P

Anusha said...

"Tuney meri pol kholi thi sabse pehle na... by giving your dad my blog URL... apun ne badla le liya muahahaha! :D"

Nahiiiiiiiiiiiin! Firstly, I didn't give him the blog url. He just...sort of found out. *sheepish grin* Secondly, OMG, no! Yeh aapne accha nahin kiya, BBG! You'll marwao-fy me also now! *is horrified*

Iday said...

//Hehehe... watch out for my next post! You're featured! ;)
Looking forward to it bhai :D

Sam said...

hey coool blog!! love teh way you write...
to bhai giri karna hai ya sharafat se jina hai??

Sayesha said...

Haan haan tu chhoti so innocent si bachi, and apun Meena Kumari! :/

Sort of found? "Sort of" found out?? *thwacks Clueless on the head with a rolled up newspaper* :/
ps: By the way, I didn't give them your blog URL. This shows I'm a greater human being than you eh? ;) :P

Likh dala! :)

Welcome to the bar and thanks! :)
Of course bhai-giri karne ka hai! Zinda rehne ka hai ki nahin? :P