I spy de man!

Random thoughts after watching Spiderman 3

• Is it weird to like a movie for everything apart from the central character?
  

• Is it weird to totally love the superhero's nemesis?
  

• They take the best-looking guy in the movie, mutilate half his face, turn him into a good guy, and then kill him off??!! Why are all Harrys being killed off??
  

• How come Harry is so devastatingly handsome, and his dad is so not, and yet they look exactly like each other?
  

• It had been a while since I saw a movie that made me gasp from time to time.
  

• I can't remember when I last dug my fingernails into the arm of my guy during the action sequences. Like a chick on her first date. Sheesh.
  

• Only Viv can make a statement in the middle of the movie like, "Oh look, she's using a Sony-Ericsson phone. You know why? It's a Sony Pictures movie!"
  

• "A man must put his wife before himself." Thanks Aunt May, for that statement. Something to use on Viv now and then. Muahahaha.
  ps: Of course, you gotta not interpret it in the context of gunpoint.
  

• Did anyone else think that Sandman kinda looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger in some scenes?
  

• So there was like no 'bad' bad guy?? What kinda superhero movie has no 'bad' bad guy??
  

• The black suit was kinda sexy, no? And yet, Spidey in a black suit, is no Spidey.
  

• Holy cow! That's our Eric Forman! And boy, can he pull off a non-Eric Forman role!
  

• That was one ugly ring, eh?
  

• Why does Tobey Maguire remind me of Daniel Radcliffe?
  

• I miss being able to call up a friend and say like MJ did, "I need company. Is it okay if I come over?"
  

• JJ is the only character who seems to be straight out of a comic book.
  

• Uncle Ben must be turning in his grave and going, "Would you stop it already with the whole 'Who killed me' fiasco?" For all you know, the police will call Peter and May in the next movie and say, "Sorry again, but errr... we found out that actually it WAS the first guy who killed him."

• That MJ girl sure likes to fall from great heights a lot.
  

• For that matter, all the people who fall are females, huh?
  

• Dammit they didn't use my idea to annihilate Sandman - use one of Harry's green fireball things to heat him to a temperature high enough to fuse him into glass so that he's not so flexible anymore? Muahahaha!
  

• Awesome effects.
  

• There's something about Kirsten Dunst. There's not a single thing about her face that's pretty, and yet somehow it looks good from a distance.
  

• I know they were doing the whole "Superheroes can also cry" thing, but puh-leez, Tobey Maguire should not be allowed to cry on screen.
  

• Great tagline - The greatest battle lies within.