Birthday (B)Aish!

Sayesha Smitten showbiz kitten has been out of the scene for a while, but tonight she brings you a very special interview with a very special guest - Aish. Not the formerly Ms. Rai, but someone who's actually important - birthday girl Baby Aish! :D

Q: Baby Aish, first of all we'd like to wish you a very happy first birthday. Now you're the youngest interviewee on the Sayesha Smitten show, and because you can't err.. say words yet (No Aishu, "dringdring" and "dhatinda" don't count as words), or at least talk stuff that we can understand, you are just gonna have to answer with expressions and gestures. I'm gonna start with some very simple questions. Erm Aish, how many teeth do you have?
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Q: Oh okie, I gotta count 'em myself I suppose. So how many years before you go to school proper?
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Q: What do you like to eat?
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Q: Erm, that's a book. I see. What else do you like to eat?
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Q: Hmmm... very unusual taste in food I must say. And what do you do when you're given actual baby food?
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Q: What is your favourite pastime?
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Q: Errr ok. Any other hobbies?
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Q: Your mom says you broke the spacebar of her keyboard. What's the secret of all that 'arm strength'?
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Q: Oh wow. Any other exercises you can recommend to other babies around the world?
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Q: Push-ups! That's great! What else?
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Q: Man, you're a pro! At this rate, I suppose you're into yoga too?
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Q: So your Masi says you're a big fan of John Abraham. Now is that really true?
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Q: So what do you do when John's on TV but Mom wants to watch some other channel?
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Q: And what do you do once he appears on TV?
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Q: We understand that your masi has told you that John Abraham kinda belongs to all girl-hood. But did you know that he has an actual girlfriend - Bipasha?
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Q: Sorry for being the one to break the news. How do you feel now?
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Q: If you saw Bipasha, what would you do?
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Q: Well, they seem to be quite serious, you know...
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Q: Seeing as to how this is upsetting you, let's change the topic. Serious stuff now. Being an American citizen, there are concerns from elders that you may not respect Indian culture and traditions. What do you have to say to them?
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Q: Do you feel concerned about world issues?
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Q: What do you do when you encounter paparazzi?
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Q: Do you share any particular trait with your masi? An obsession with something particular?
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Q: How much do you love your masi?
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Q: We were told that you too are musically inclined. Would you like to sing something for your fans?
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Q: Okay we have come to the end of the interview where we have a special message from your masi. Are you all ears?
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Sayesha (over videoconference) - Hi Aishu baby, happy happy happy first birthday! I've sent you this as your birthday gift this year, but guess what? When you turn 13, Masi's gonna give you a special birthday gift - something that even your Mommy doesn't have.

Access to Masi's bar . :)