Tuesday, May 24, 2011

No return/refund, only exchange

Aish (in her best "Excuse me, this isn't what I ordered" tone) - Who is this??? Where's the baby sister???

My sister - Well, you don't have a baby sister, Aishu. You have a baby brother.

Aish - But I didn't want a baby brother! I wanted a baby sister!!

Sis - But you have a baby brother. We can't just leave him here in the hospital and go home, can we?

Aish - Yes, let's leave him here in the hospital and go home.

Sis (horrified but staying calm) - Erm... But think of what would happen if we just leave him here?

Aish - Hmmm... Someone else can take him home.

Sis - Look, he's crying. Shall we take him home? Please?

Aish - Hmm... okay fine, we can take him home for now. But later, we will exchange him for Mausi's baby girl.

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I will now leave the bewdas to digest the news while I go and write another post with the dramatic details.



44 comments:

The Soul of Alec Smart said...

Whoa, Congratulations, Sayesha mausi :)

And the last bit that Baby Aish said.. is that kids being kids or is that also something we need to digest? ;)

Waiting for the dramatic details!

Yogita said...

Congratulations Sayesha! Did I read it right that you also have a baby girl or are going to have one?? Whoa!! More celebrations!!(Please don't hit me if I made the wrong assumptions :))

the.orchestra.of.life said...

Double congratulations if my digestion is working well !! :)

How do we know said...

Whoa! Congratulations! How come we dont have pics of mausi's baby girl yet? Best kept secret on the bar? From the Bewdas?

Nandini said...

HOLY CRAP when did this happen? Congratulations!!

Arun said...

Congratulations, Mausi with an additional freshly minted nephew! Maybe Aish can visit you for a while to cool off. :) And please, oh please, don't nickname the hapless infant Bablu or Munna.

Angelsera said...

So it was a double bill!! More Congrats :D

Arun said...

Ya, more congrats and yet more! remind me never to read your blog while multi-tasking!

The_Girl_From_Ipanema said...

Congrats girl!!! And may I please say I totally totally saw this coming? :D

hugs

Dil se said...

wow !! did you just disguise your own good news in one of the baby Aish's story?
Congrats lucky mausi and pls confirm what others are also just guessing i.e a baby girl of your own. Kab, kahan, etc etc

Diya Kannan said...

wow...congratz mousi..and mom also????

Arun said...

Mom and in-law visits explained!

Sayesha said...

The Soul of Alec Smart,
Hahaha! Experience teaches us that Aishu never says mere 'kids being kids' stuff. ;)

Yogita,
Okay, won't hit you. Haha! :)

The.orchestra.of.life,
Hahaha! Yeah, no hajmola needed. :P

How do we know,
Coming soon coming soon! :)

Nandini,
Thanks! :D

Arun,
Bablu/Munna? Hahahaha! You're not over the Munni/Sheila phase eh? :D

Angelsera,
Thanks. :)

Arun,
LOL! :)

Ipanema Girl,
Hehe! But I bet that when you read the details you will not say you saw that coming. :)

Dil se,
Thanks! :) More in the next post.

Diya,
Thanks! :)

Arun,
Holmes-ing around on the bar for clues now, are we? ;)

ಅಶ್ವಿನಿ/Ashwini said...

Congrats!! and please come out with the details soon.

Kanan said...

Heartily congrats! I have a smile and an aching heart at the same time... still digesting this and the email both. I'm still finding words to write... until then this would do. God bless you and the lil one! *teary eyed and all* :')

Archana said...

Congratulations!! I totally foresaw this news as well (me being blessed with ESP etc. etc.) :-D.

Pictures, pictures, we want pictures!!

Swathy said...

Congratulations Bhai..
er... Ma(Aaaa)bhai???

nidhi said...

Congratulations Sayesha. Totally unexpected. Please post the detailed details

diyadear said...

Congrats sayesha.. So when r u due? Waiting to hear the details :)

Achu said...

wow!! congratulations!!! :) :)
details please... it's all confusing.. so little sash's here to give company to little aish??

darkandcomic said...

WOW! I cannot wait to hear more in the next post then :)

CONGRATULATIONS to you and Viv!! Big hugs :)

Hema said...

Double Congratulations Sayesha! :)
Waiting for your next post..

Bivas said...

Congrats 'Again' :-)

id said...

I have this nice warm feeling inside me which says that you are going to adopt a cute l'il baby girl :)
Do excuse me if i am wrong :)

Good luck :)

Shalaka said...

Congratulations!! Had guessed this based on your absence from the bar :)

Neha said...

double congratulations!! :)

Deepali said...

Congratulations :)

Yamini said...

Congratulations..!! :)
waiting to hear more updates!

Alice said...

Yay!! Super duper news. Congrats Bhai. Errr.. are we supposed to stop calling you 'Bhai' now? :D

-alice

Sudeep said...

Congrats to your sis and jiju for the baby. Tumhe ladki hui hai yeh news hai ya kuch aur funda hai? Anyway heartiest congrats to you and Viv agar news sach hai toh :)

yab said...

Yo ! I have been wondering about "it " due to frequency of your posts!! cool news!! time for e party!! is the mini-sayesha home or is due?
BTW- now do we call you Bhai or Maa-i?
:P

ferret said...

Congratulations sayesha and viv! This is so 'sayesha' to disguise a BIG news in such easy dialog :) reminded me of the way you announced your wedding on the blog :)

Tejal said...

Omg!! Congratulations to both of you!!

Ye kya bhai, aisa achanak achanak se bombing kyun?? Osama marr gaya toh Bhai ka bhai-giri shuru? :P

lol i have so many questions, naam kya rakhenge? Naya tag (The Other Tapori / New Tapori On the Block / Tiny Tapori Part Two) kab banega? Baby Tapori ka birthday kab hai??

soooooo happy! :))))

Porkodi (பொற்கொடி) said...

aiyo seekiram all details post pannu puhleeease!

Blooms And Bugs said...

Whoa! Congratulations! Glad that you had a baby girl. They're so much fun, especially to a Mom like you!
And I'll join the chorus, asking for pics.

Alice said...

And.. some day in the future, Baby Aish and her bro are going to read this post and
a) Go into peals of laughter over what she said
b) Get into some major squabbles over how she decided to leave him in the hospital.

Going by my experience with brothers, it's going to be the latter. :D

Sudipta Chatterjee said...

Whaaatt?!! Many many congratulations bhai! (*ahem* - behenji) :D

Sudipta Chatterjee said...

Whaaatt?!! Many many congratulations bhai! (*ahem* - behenji) :D

chengiz said...

Great news! Congratulations to you and Viv. When are you due?

annastales said...

wow. congratulations. can see from the comments that my digestion is perfectly fine :).
ps. been reading your glob on and off for a few years. commenting for the first time.

annastales said...

OMG! trust me to say glob instead of blog!

Geomon said...

I'd go wid id.
Both ways, Congrats :)

Deeps said...

Wooohoo, congrats and welcome to the club (finally!! Have been waiting for you gal :-D).

Technofun said...

wow..congratulations... thats great news...