Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Inside jokes

So two of our bestest friends Reghu and Aathira, who live in Dubai, are in town. We share custody of them along with other friends RG and MB. They stayed with us for the weekend and now have gone off to stay with their 'weekday parents'.

We know one another from university days, so it's been more than a decade. But there's something very special about these three guys Reghu, RG and Viv, that ties them in a closer bond.

They bring out the worst in one another.

Jokes that is.

So whenever any combination of the trio is together, people usually cup their ears and run away as far as possible, screaming "Noooooo!" or try to find the nearest pillar to go thunk their heads on.

It starts with the Dubai jokes:

Viv - If a milkman from India moves to Dubai, what does he become?
The rest of us - What?
Viv - Milk sheikh!

The rest of us look for the nearest pillar to thunk our heads on.

Then come the cricket jokes:

Viv - If they named a road after Dhoni, what would they call it?
The rest of us - What?
Viv - Mahi Way!

The rest of us look for the nearest pillar to thunk our heads on.

Then come the geeky jokes:

RG - The iPad won't sell in Bengal.
The rest of us - Why?
RG - Because they wouldn't know it's something new. They'd think it's the iPod.

The rest of us look for the nearest pillar to thunk our heads on.

And then come the nerdy jokes. I don't where Reghu got these two, but they are priceless. In an extremely head-thunking manner of course.

Reghu - So there's a wet slab of ice. On top of that is another wet slab of ice. On top of that is a kitten. The kitten is making no sound. Why?
The rest of us - Why?
Reghu - Because meow is equal to zero.
The rest of us - Huh??
Reghu - It's two slabs of wet ice. So the coefficient of friction... μ = zero.

Reghu - This mathematician checks into the deluxe suit of a hotel. He wants to bathe but there is no soap or water. What does he do?
The rest of us - What?
Reghu - He integrates his room.
The rest of us - Huh??
Reghu - If you integrate dLux, you get Lux + C. He takes the Lux and bathes in the C!

May all you bewdas find your pillars soon! Amen.


~ Lopa said...

GOLD...yeyyy :D

Arun said...

Concussion inducing!

Anonymous said...

Know this one?
If Gulshan Grover travels at the speed of light what does he become?

Anonymous said...

He becomes Gulshan Grocer.
'cuz at the speed of light, v=c :P

Kanan said...

Can it get any lamer? :P LOL! where's my pillar?

Jil Jil Ramamani said...

LMAO... good ones!

Taurus Girl said...

LOL... Nice one...
and I call silver... :D

rt said...

ha ha ha...ROFL!!

rt said...

oops forgot to add...ROFL between 2thunking pillars!

rt said...

oops forgot to add...ROFL between 2thunking pillars!

How do we know said...

are ye to bahut hi fundooo PJs hain..

Vaga Bond said...

loved the iPad in bengal best :D

Iddy Albatross said...

Is it ok if I found the last two jokes hilarious, and also know at least 2 people who would enjoy them just as much as I did?? :D


Sanchit said...

milk shake .. haha... LOL.. awesoem..
thunk thunk... awesome.. thunk..

Baatein unkahi si said...

OMG... you have got some nerds in your house !! Last 2 jokes .. awesome !! After listening to all these head-thunking jokes... you sure your head is still okay ?:-)

Ashwin said...

milk sheikh was actually funny.. others were head thunkingly funny.

PS: Gold and Silver are getting too competitive. You should start giving out brass, stainless steel, and cast iron medals too to keep the (non-alcoholic) spirits high at the bar.

mythalez said...

rofl at the nerdy jokes ... me wants more of those [yes too many pillars still left standing :D]

Porkodi (பொற்கொடி) said...

sheesh!!!! i actually pity you ;D


Really superb jokes I loved it


tell something of your kind of jokes in next blog

Shekhar said...

Arre bhai, woh aakhri waala joke toh kaatil hai... I loved it. Mailing it right now to this friend of mine in Cal who is a Maths teacher!! :D

Sayesha said...


Tell me about it! :D

SHEESH! Double sheesh! :/

Hahahaha! :D

#JJ Ramamani,

#Taurus Girl,

Phew I am not the only one who actually laughed then. :P

#How do we know,
Yeahhahah! :D

#Vaga Bond,
Hehehehe! :D

It is totally okay. I am in a sadder state than you. Not only did I find them amazing, I was thinking about them the next day and actually came up with variations! MB said she found my behaviour very worrying. :|

LOL at your alternating thunk and awesome! :D

#Dil se,
My head was toh gone pehle hi... dawa aur dua bhi kya kar sakti hai? :P

Hahahaha! :D
PS: Yes, some bewdas do come up with their own alloys and some strange new materials! :)

:D :D :D

Me too! :D But I am still laughing. :D


Hahahaha! :D Maths teacher hai toh usne suna hoga pehle! :)

moi said...

this one had me really hit the pillars!!! meow oh my lord!! i cant stop laughing!!