Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Jokes aside

Sample birthday's boy's latest """joke""" (yes, all his jokes deserve triple double quotes).

Q: What song did Sayesha hear in the background when she was deciding whether or not to marry Viv?
A: Dunce pe chance maar le... O soniye!

If you're head-desking, be thankful -- you only hear these once a year. I hear a few every day.

Happy birthday, you dhakkan. May the """jokes""" and madness never stop! :)



17 comments:

Swathy said...

gold~
Now back to read the post.. :P

Swathy said...

ok, done..
yappy Budday Viv.
Bhai, you should get a joke book out..
specially for ppl like me who like """jokes""". :D

Porkodi (பொற்கொடி) said...

sigh. how i came running for the gold.. :( ok silver! (technically, am the second person here :D)

Porkodi (பொற்கொடி) said...

Yaaaay! Happy birthday to Viv! Do we get a post on his bday celebs next? (am asking abt the surprise party, you know)

and bronze! Vidaa leti hun with payasam and vadai.

Prats said...

Happy Birthday Viv....

Prats said...

Oh and yes I get the Bronze :-)

Sanket said...

:)

Happy birthday Viv!

Sanchit said...

happy budday monsieur..

~Lopa said...

Happy Birthday Viv,
have fun-filled day with plenty of """jokes""" :)

Stupidosaur said...

Congrats Viv, ek aur saal -->B'day<-- honae ke liye!

Bon Voyage!

(For your next trip of
Around The (not World) Sun in (not 80) Roughly 365 Days)

Vish said...

but ye movie to recently he aai hai...fir us time pe ye song kaise chala background mein ??
:-O m confused !! :D

Hakuna Matata said...

1. Sights a wall.
2. Approaches wall.
3. Head parallel to wall.
4. Bang. Bang. Bang.

Sayesha said...

#Swathy,
//Bhai, you should get a joke book out..

Would you believe it? I actually did! :P

#Porkodi,
//Yaaaay! Happy birthday to Viv!

Thank you! :D

//Do we get a post on his bday celebs next? (am asking abt the surprise party, you know)

All in good time! ;)

//Vidaa leti hun with payasam and vadai.

LOL! :D

#Prats,
Thanks on his behalf. He was like "Will you thank all the bewdas on my behalf?" :)

#Sanket,
Thanks! :)

#Sanchit,
Merci merci! :)
PS Actually what we say when he hear his jokes is "Mercy! Mercy!" :P

#~Lopa,
Thanks! :)

#Stupido,
Thank you. Tere convoluted comments kab khatam honge re? :)

#Vish,
Aiyoh! Joke hai yeh! """Joke"""!! :D

#Hakuna Matata,
Welcome to my world! :P

Stupidosaur said...

Sayesha, (to what you said to Swathy)

Really? Can we buy it? Where? How?


Vish,

Well, every song has an inspiration buddy!


Sayesha, see already khatam ho gaye! Above two were reasonably straightforward.

Ab poochho kab shuru hongey! (And the answer is...3 weeks or less ;) )

Tejal said...

heyy Viv..belated happpyyy budday!!
*biiiiiiiig bday hug*
:D

Sayesha said...

#Stupido,
Hahahaha! It's a homemade book re... I just typed out, printed and clipped all his jokes together and gave it to him for his birthday. Had a google spreadsheet going for a few months to record the jokes. :P

#Tejal,
O heroine! Phir se late?
*signs petition to demand change of President*

:P

Tejal said...

*gulps*
I'm sorry. Please dont take him away from me :((