Saturday, June 27, 2009

Wax lyrical

So this song from Kismat Konnection was playing on the radio.


Saade naal kar le party...
Kudi tu lagti hai naughty...

Correct me if I am wrong, but no matter how stylishly (or unstylishly) you pronounce the words 'party' and 'naughty', they will not rhyme in any universe. I can only think of one word that starts with 'p' and rhymes with 'naughty' but ahem, I doubt anyone would want to do that anybody's naal.

And that was what sparked the poll of the month: Which song do you think has the weirdest lyrics?

Do leave your votes in the comments space. The results will be out in the next post.

PS: To avoid influence, comment moderation has been enabled. (However, this has not stopped the gold-yellers in the past and I doubt it will this time.)




49 comments:

wishes galore said...

GOLD!!!
"I can only think of one word that starts with 'p' and rhymes with 'naughty' but ahem, I doubt anyone would want to do that anybody's naal." LOL...

I really find the lyrics of song "love mera hit-hit" weird...

harsha said...

Tandoori nights without a doubt.. weird lyrics, weird nasal twang,weird Himesh.. 'nuff said

Blue Bike said...

This batata-vada song takes the cake ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey8k-xzFarY

Chaos said...

:P...ok this one left an emotional scar on me as a kid..its not a typical bollywood song..but rather one of those stylicised bhajans during the typical Delhi style Maata Ka Jaagran...and it goes.....

"Maata da fixed deposit, to kar isko cash, Jai ho maata da fixed deposit"...(lots of blaring loudspeakers and all)....i mean what the..


of course for bollywood.....err its a little sleazy one....but tops my weirdo list
"Chadd gaya upar re, atariya pe lootan kabootar re" ....( he climbed on the roof, to rob pigeons !!!! of what.....pigeon feed??? poor little hungry one i tell you :-s

Chaos said...

:P...ok this one left an emotional scar on me as a kid..its not a typical bollywood song..but rather one of those stylicised bhajans during the typical Delhi style Maata Ka Jaagran...and it goes.....

"Maata da fixed deposit, to kar isko cash, Jai ho maata da fixed deposit"...(lots of blaring loudspeakers and all)....i mean what the..


of course for bollywood.....err its a little sleazy one....but tops my weirdo list
"Chadd gaya upar re, atariya pe lootan kabootar re" ....( he climbed on the roof, to rob pigeons !!!! of what.....pigeon feed??? poor little hungry one i tell you :-s

Anonymous said...

My all time fav.
"Jab tak rahega samose ma aaloo"

Abhishek Khanna said...

Mikka singh! Bhai tune pappi kyu li.. ekdum dhinchak song hai

Buls said...

Gutur gutur... gutur gutur... chad gayo upar re... etc etc. Even I don't remember the lyrics... but it was a hit song about kabootars.

Sanchit said...

chad gayaaa uppar re.... adhariya pe lotan kabutar re... gutar gutar... gutar gutar...
gutar gutar... hoo gutar gutar

Confused Soul said...

Strawberry aakhen.. sochti kya hai.. wo ice cream jo hai fridge main rakhi!!!

:S

Deepak said...

The weirdest Bollywood lyrics I have heard is from a Mithun movie which goes something like :

Ladki o Ladki Kamaal Kar Gayi
Dhoti ko FaaD Ke Rumaal Kar Gayi

Super Commando Dhruv said...

Telephone dhun me hansne waali - Hindustani

ND said...

That line from "Mera Jeevan Sathi",

tum jo pakad lo haath mera duniya badal sakta hoon main
maanga hai tumhe duniya ke liye

Couldnt figure out whats the meaning in this romantic song.

http://inavneet.blogspot.com/2009/05/last-week-it-struck-again.html

KP said...

1. the beeri song
2. the 'duur des ke tower' song from gulaal

TMaYaD said...

Nothing beats tandoori nights for the weirdest. It's more suited for a promo of some stupid road side ddhaba offering unlimited tandoori kababs on some nights or something like that.

~Lopa said...

For me, one from movie Gulal when i heard it last year... i was amused, surprised, yekkks... all emotions together... can't express how i felt... hehehe
ok lyrics go something like...

Raana ji mhaare gusse me aaye
aiso bal khaaye
agiyaa barasaaye
bhabaraaye mhaaro cahin

jaise door des ke tower me ghus jaaye re aeroplane

Raana ji mhaare aise gurraye, aiso tharraye
bhar aaye mhaare nain

jaise harek baat pe democracy me lagane lag gayo ban
jaise door des ke tower me ghus jaaye re aeroplane
jaise sareaam iraaq me jaake jam gaye uncle Sam
jaise bina baat ke afgaanistaan ka baj gaya band
jaise door des ke tower me ghus jaaye re aeroplane

Sanket said...

Umm...

1. Kaindi Poun one from Partner
2. Barana De from some movie of Akshay Kumar

Jass said...

//I doubt anyone would want to do that anybody's naal.
LOL!

mmm tandoori nights hell yeah! I mean sheesh what is a tandoori night ? A night in a tandoor? :P

P.S: GOLD! WHOA! YEAH! :D

Anonymous said...

Kissi Disco mein jaayein (the govinda - karisma kapoor? song) comes first to mind - though in retrospect, despite the ridiculous lyrics, there is some rhyme to it..

cheers

buddy said...

if dil dance maare doesnt win, ill eat my hat.

Tanuj Lakhina said...

It would be hard for me to pick.I actually ran a post of some of the dumbest lyrics(even if the songs were a hit and all). For all the people who can't think of any,keep these into consideration.

http://le-chronicle.blogspot.com/2009/01/worst-hindi-lyrics-of-all-times.html

Ipsita said...

Gold :)

Ipsita said...

After yelling gold...
there is this song from movie Izzatdar...(casting Madhuri and Govinda)...
hilarious and very wierd lyrics...
"ek rasgulla kahin phat gaya re..
phat ke jalebi se lipat gaya re!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjNWonmXaFc

amitbhatnagar said...

main ladki po po po tu ladka po po po
ham dono milen po po po ab aage hoga kya
kuch nahi hoga kuch nahi hoga
ham donon mein bas ye hoga
po po pa po po pa po po pa po po pa po po pa po po pa po po


Perhaps the weirdest lyrics coming out of a gud bollywood movie..

Ketaki... said...

I think "Bambai se gayi poona..." song is one of them.. "Patna" and "Sajna" doesn't actually match..

PizzaDude said...

It has gotta be - You are my chicken fry!

Anonymous said...

Tujhko mirchi lagi to main kya karoon.

Anonymous said...

meri marzi , main chahoon yeh karoon,main chahe wo karoon meri marzi

Though I don't expect this to win ,as this is not so known song, but still,it certainly has the lyrics

Swathy said...

hasti rahe tu hasti rahe, hawaan ki laaali khilti rahe,zulfa ke neeche gardan pe,
subah shamm khilti rahe..
sathiya...sathiya..
madhum madhum teri geeli haseen ..
[* i always imagine a drooling rani over choclate and smiling at this point]
as much as I adore javed saab for his lyrics especially panchi nadiyan pavan ke jhoke..
yeh lyrics kuch hajam nahi hua..

Swathy said...

hasti rahe tu hasti rahe, hawaan ki laaali khilti rahe,zulfa ke neeche gardan pe,
subah shamm khilti rahe..
sathiya...sathiya..
madhum madhum teri geeli haseen ..
[* i always imagine a drooling rani over choclate and smiling at this point]
as much as I adore javed saab for his lyrics especially panchi nadiyan pavan ke jhoke..
yeh lyrics kuch hajam nahi hua..

Anonymous said...

hasti rahe tu hasti rahe, hawaan ki laaali khilti rahe,zulfa ke neeche gardan pe,
subah shamm khilti rahe..
sathiya...sathiya..
madhum madhum teri geeli haseen ..
[* i always imagine a drooling rani over choclate and smiling at this point]
as much as I adore javed saab for his lyrics especially panchi nadiyan pavan ke jhoke..
yeh lyrics kuch hajam nahi hua..

Swathy said...

errrr...
have i sent this multiple times bhai?
sorry..sirf ek hee vote hey mera..
:P
baki bhejo dustbin ko..

shub said...

you are my chicken fry..

(There was a typo...I'd typed it as you ATE my chicken fry :D)

and jab tak rahega samose mein aloo...

Ugh!
(both songs centre around food. Hmm.)

asterix said...

Gooooooooollllllllllllddddddddddd!!!!!!!! err or is it because of comment moderation that other comments are not shown????

varshaac said...

"Ashique banaya apne". The mukhda contains this line in almost its entirety. And what weight does it add to it? Nothing. It is quite tedious to get over this one. Also get over this. ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9fzhFsCqC0

Nishith said...

There are two songs where lyrics defy logic...

1. Telephone dhun mein hasne waali, melbourne machli machalne waali.
2. Aa lagja gale se mere Thaan Karke, haan thaan karke, thaab thaan karke...

Nishith said...

There is another one...from Waise bhi hota hai (partII)

Laundiya ke pallu mein se, gobar ki boo aawe....bandariya ka naach naache, aur bhookhe so jaave........

How weird is that?

Sree said...

Hi Sayesha,
Have been reading your blog...but have never left any comment. Coming to the weirdest song, I could give you a list! I am from Bangalore and like every second Bangalorean, I am an IT professional too. Every day we commute by cab..so that means enduring 2 hours of the local radio channel. And the choice of the channel is ofcourse made by the DRIVER!!! And he looooooooooveees Kannada songs!!!
Now you are gonna love this one!! There is a song in kannada which goes like this..."CHITRANNA CHITRANNA CHITRA CHITRA CHITRANNA". Lemme translate this for you..."Lemon rice ...lemon rice...lemon rice ". :)) U must've fainted by now. Sorry gal!!
So I am this nasty woman in the cab who fights with the driver to turn off the radio. Chal take care!

Vani

here i 'm said...

i think the award should go to ..
"ek garam chai ki payali ho..
..koi usko pilanewali ho.."

Gosh... i could never understand ..how can someone come up with a total nonsense song like that.

vidya said...

1. The lyrics of "Marjaani" from Billu.
2. The lyrics of "Maari Teetri" - De Taali

aj said...

U are my chicken fry,
U are my fish fry,....

-Bappi da

Strawberry Aankhen... -Sapnay

sumgum said...

Hum chup Rahe...Kuch na Kaha...Manjoor tha Pardha tera...

LOL

I am not kidding this is not something i made up...its a song frm some Ghati movie..I dont have the name...:)

Bhavya said...

Chak de Phattey from Khosla Ka Ghosla!

And Ranaji from Gulaal comes a close second

Stone said...

ohh this one is easy...

"Telephone dhunn mein hasney waali" :-)

Ink Spill said...

Patti Rap from Humse Hai Muqabla of course! Just heard it this morning!

Swathy said...

bhai.. I have to share this one fron Dev D which i watched yesterday!!
** starts singing like a pakka roadchap singer with a harmonium..
"Toba terah jalwaaa..toba tera pyaaaar..
tera emooosional atyachaaar..."

My goodness..
kya taaaature hey!!
:P :P

Enigma said...

I find the lyrics of Dil Mein Mere Hai Dard-e-Disco very funny... Wats with discowala dard? Beats all my logic!
On second thoughts, the tandoori nights songs is also crazy...

There are umpteen songs in bollywood tat have non-sensical lyrics... most belonging to anu malik and himesh times...

Shoba said...

Courtesy : Simbu..bu..bu..bu

Hey dholumiyya
Hey dhaarmiyya
Hey dholumiyya dhayya
hey paiyaa
hey paiyyaa
hey dhayya
hey dhoomile dhoomile
dhooma dhooma goiya
hey dhooma dhooma paiya
hey dhoomile dhoomile
dhooma dhooma goiya

For full song - http://tamilyrics.wordpress.com/2008/10/23/where-is-the-party-silambattam-lyrics-new/

'Where is the Party' Song from the movie : Silambattam (tamil)
P.S :- Actually you dont need to know tamil to realise its plain crap!

Dharshika said...

i claim gold.... :-) .... will quote the song later...