Saturday, November 08, 2008

Tunn in, bewdas!

The following two posts are rather close to my heart.

Dell-wale CPU le jayenge

What was that again?

Now they are special not because of what I wrote, but because of the total party zone that the comments space of these posts became. The bewdas' amazingly hilarious experiences described in the comments space can lift my spirits any day and make me fall off my chair laughing. So when something similar happened a couple of days ago, I couldn't resist converting it into a blog post.

Shub started it. She sang a customised bewda song. In a totally harmless email thread (okay fine, the email was about splitting the cost of the last vodka bottle that the guys had bought to make cocktails for the last F1 race. Yeah, that's the only way I will watch those things.).

Shub - "Tunn ho to...gaata hai dil...jo tunn nahi...to geet kahaaan?"

Of course, I can't resist such things, can I?

Me - Shub, tunn bin jaaun kahan? :D

And then Pizzadude jumps in.

Pizzadude - Tunn bin jiya jaaye kaise, kaise jiyaa jaye tunn bin?

Me - Humko sirf tunn se pyaar hai! :D

And then Viv decides to 'contribute'. Ahem.

Viv - Tunn tunna tunn tunn tunn tara... chalti hai kya nau se gyaara (gyaara to reduce work time by 1 hour so that we can squeeze in an extra drinking session!). I get a special award for maximum tunn count in 1 line :) I think I'm sounding tunn now... although most of this is out of tunne...

And then he calls me.

At work.

Viv - Did you see my email? Did you see my email??

Okay, when the guy you live in the same house with sends you an email and calls you (at work!) to ask if you have read it, it can cause quite a panicky situation.

Me - You emailed me?? Why?? What happened??

Viv (I can hear his grin over the line) - I wrote the best tunn line. Read it read it!

Sheesh.

So I open my email and read it.

Viv - So?

Me - So what?

Viv - What do you think?

Me (deadpan) - It's the worst.

Viv (distraught) - Nooooo...........

Me - Well, if you want to see real good stuff, let me open a special counter at the bar. When the bewdas mix their own drinks, you will see some real masterpieces.

All right, let's show him, bewdas! :D



39 comments:

Bhavya said...

Even for me, the most special posts are always the ones that my pals write memorable comments about.

And GOLD!

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Prats said...

Here comes my Tunn-
na hai yeh pana, na khona hi hai
tera na hona jane, kyun hona hi hai
tunn se hi din hota hai, surmaiye shaam aati, tunnse hi, tunnse hi
har ghadi saans aati hai, zindagi kehlati hai, tunnse hi, tunnse hi
na hai yeh pana, na khona hi hai
tera na hona jane, kyun hona hi hai

aankhon mein ankhein teri, bahoon mein baahein teri
mera na mujhmein kuch raha, hua kya
baaton mein baatein teri, raatein saugatein teri
kyun tera sab yeh ho gaya, hua kya
main kahin bhi jata hoon, tunnse hi mil jata hoon, tunnse hi, tunnse hi
*shoor* mein khamoshi hai, thodi si behoshi hai, tunn se hi, tunn se hi


aadha sa wada kabhi, aadhe se jayada kabhi
jee chaahe kar lu is tarah wafa ka
chhode na chhoote kabhi, tode na tute kabhi
jo dhaga tunnse jud gaya wafa ka
main tera sarmaya hoon, jobhi main ban paya hoon, tunnse hi, tunnse hi
raaste mil jaate hai, manzile mil jaati hai, tunnse hi, tunnse hi
na hai yeh paana, na khona hi hai
tera na hona jaane kyun hona hi hai


Silver!! Bhavya got gold :-(
Sob Sob Sob sob sigh!!!

Bhavya said...

And my Tunn lines...

Can't live with or without Hum Tunn
What do we do without Hum Tunn


In case some bewdas can't place this, this is from Mere Dil Vich Hum Tum from the movie Hum Tum

Blue Bike said...

Tunn tunna re tunn tunna ...
Tunn tunna re tunn tunna ...
dekha hazaaron ko pyaar ke liye tunnko chuna...

Tunn tunna re tunn tunna ...
Tunn tunna re tunn tunna ...


Ref: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5PRlwz6U9U

tunna tunna... tunna tunna ...
tunna tunna ... ta ta tunna ...
aasmaan ko dharti pe lane wala chahiye ...
tunna tunna... tunna tunna ...


Ref: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WAncRXDK1I

Talli ho !!!

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HP said...

tunn se mil ke... aisa laga tunn se mill ke ... arman huye pure dil ke !!

small_town girl said...

tunn dil mein shareekh hue.. aahistha aahistha..
yeh le himesh ji ka "tunn", which weighs more than every one. or haven't you heard the effort it took him to utter that TUNN! :P

small_town girl said...

er.. sorry my hindi is bad. am a south indian...

small_town girl said...

i swear this is my last post :D
so, if viv's song counts as tunn, here goes..
tunn tunna tunn un tunn un unun..
tunn tunna tunna tunn un un a..
tunn tunna ne na ne na ne na...
mrig naini tu na jaane prem kitna mere mann mein hai.. (OSO)
So, did i win?

here i 'm said...

# kabhi kahine se ek(or may be sare :P ) chehra... ('hick') tunn jaisa lagat hai... tunn ko na bhul payenge ('hick') kuch aisa lagata hia

# tunn ko dekha to ye khayal aaya...zidgi dhoop tunn ghana sayaaaaaa

# tunn... tunn hai wahi... dil ne jise apna kaha.. tunn hai jaha ..me hoon waha... ab to ye jeena... tunn ke bin hai saza

# tunn mileee... dil khile... aur jine ko kya chahiye ;)

# tunn se mili nazar to asar hua he aaj ye dil ( dimag ) pe ...chain bhi gaya..hos bhi gaya... na jane kya hoga kal se (will reach office late...sigh )

Sayesha said...

Yeahahaha! I have one I have one! :D

Jo tunn ko ho pasand
Wohi baat karenge
Tunn din ko agar raat kaho
Raat kahenge!

Bhavya said...

Humein tunn se pyaar kitna
ye hum nahin jaante
magar jee nahin sakte
tunn ke bina...

And another one:

Tunn hi dil hai
Tunn hi jaan bhi hai
Tunn mohobbat
Tunn aashiqui hai
Tunn aashiqui hai

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chirpy-paaro said...

Mera tunn se hai pehale ka nata koi...
Yun hi nahi dil lubhata koi...
Jaane tunn ya jaane na...

~anu~ said...

tunn hai kisi ke bar mein
dil subah shaam
ab mujhse ho nahi paaye
koi sa bhi kaam
hai jaam, hai jaaaaam! hic!

:)

~anu~ said...

tunn se hum milenge
mum ne socha na tha
kya mast zindagi!

Soumya said...

Tunn aagaye ho, noor aagaya hai...
Tunn ko dekha toh yeh khayaal aaya...

Soumya said...

Hume aur jeene ki chaahat na hotee
Agar tunn na hote..
Agar tunn na hote..

A G said...

tunn tunn tunak tunn
tunn tunnak tunn
tunn tunnak tunn-na
kya kehti hai teri aankey deewaney merey sunnnnn....


tunnak tunnak tunn
tunnak tunnak tunn
tara ra
(dont remember beyond...daler mehndi song)

tunn tunn hai wahi
dil ney jise apna kaha



naa hai yeh paana
naa kona hee hai
tera naa hona jaane
kyun hona hee hai

TUNN se hi din hotha hai
surmayi shaam aati hai
tunn se hee
tunn se hee


tunn ko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
zindagi dhoop tunn ghana chaaya

tunn to hai tunn
tunn ka aitbaar kya keejey
aagaya jo tunn se pyaar
kya keejey
aagaya jo tunn pey


Tunn bole glass aadha Khaali,
Mein boloon aadha bhara
Mein boloon kithna Saara,
Tunn bole zara zara
Mein boloon din hai to,
Tunn bole raath nahin
Baath tho wahin hai na,
bas wahin baath nahin
Baath to hai bas hahin hai,
meri baath Bas

Jaane Tunn Jaane Tunn Yeh Jaane Na
Maane Tunn Maane Tunn Yeh Maane Na..

Sanchit said...

humein tunn se pyar kitna.... yeh hum nahin jante...

magar jee nahin sakte.. tunn ke bina...

# soumya
btw loved the lines....

Hume aur jeene ki chaahat na hotee
Agar tunn na hote..
Agar tunn na hote..

~anu~ said...

tunn mile dil khile aur jeene ko kya chahiye,
la de do glass aur baith paas
hum piyeinge raat bhar
la de do glass aur baith paas
hum piyeinge raat bhar
saare sansaar ke bars ne humko hai tunn hi paya
tunn mile...

Trinaa said...

tunn-i re...tunn-i re...tere bina main kaise tunn-u.. :P

phatichar said...

S(tunn)ing!

beatnik said...

1) tunn.. tunn hai wahi
dil ne jise apna kaha
tunn hai jahan, main hoon wahan
...
2) tunna tunna, tak tak tunna
aasma ko dharti pe laane wala chaahiye..

3) o meri tunni, tunni tunni babyy(remo's old song)
4) ek main aur ek tunn, dono mile
iss tarah
5) tunn hi re, tunn hi re, tere bina main kaise jiyu
6) tunna tunna de de, tunna tunna de de tunna
7) tunna tunna loge, tunna tunna loge tunna
tunn premi, aha
main premi aha,
tunn raazi aha
main raazi aha
phir kya daddy kya amma
8) hum aur tunn, tunn aur hum
(don't remem iske aage)
9) tunn-haai.. tunn-haai
dil ke raaste mein kaise thokar main khaayi..
10) tunn tunn tunn, tunn tunn tara
todo na dil hamara(bol radha bol)

santasizing...Fantasizing said...

tunnn se mujhe..pyar kyu ho gaya
tunn na rahi..aur main kho gaya...
:)
tunn mere khwabo se jaa a sake...
tunn meri bar mein aa na sake...

dont go sheesh...
thats all my fish brain could think of:P

Revathi said...

ok.. here i go!! :D

-tunn kya jaano mohabbat kya hai, dil ki mehfil nahi, mehfil nahi dil hai
-tunn se mil ke aisa laga tunn se mil ke
-tunn se hi din hota hai surmai saans aati hai
-tunn hai kisi ki chaah mein (ok i know its ghum but tunn sounds nice!! :P)

aur kuch sooja to waapas aake bakwaas karoongi. abhi ke liye sirf itna!! :P

More posts like this!! :D

>>Jass<< said...

Okay here goes nothing,

tunn paas aaye, yuu.n muskaraaye
tunn ne na jaane kya, sapne dikhaaye
ab to mera dil, jaage na sota hai
kya karoon haaye, kuchh kuchh hota hai

[chorus]
na jaane kaisa ahasaas hai
bujhatii nahin hai, kya pyaas hai ;)

Stupidosaur said...

Hum Tunn...Ek kamre mein bandh ho...

Toh chaabi kho hi jayegi na.
Koi baat nahin. Chadi hui utar jayegi tab dhundh lenge

maxdavinci said...

Nobody can beat himes bhai!

tunn tunn tunnana
tunn tunn tunnunana
tunndoori nights, tunndoori nights, tunndoori nights
hawa sharabi, dekho java sharabi
ruth rawa sharabi dildaar ve...

it has tunn and sharabi as well!

so a genuine talli song!

basskeyz said...

Akele hum...Akele Tun
Jo hum Tun sang ho to phir kya gham

Aethyr said...

subah se lekar shaam tak
shaam se phir subah tak
main tunn rahoon

Dhirendra said...

tun tunnu tunu tunn tuni nites....tunn tuni nites

tun tunnu tunu tunn tuni nites...

tunn hi aarzo hai... tunn hi mera pyaar hai...

Kanan said...

How in the world did I miss this thread? Here are some of my favorites:

- aate jaate jo milta hai tunn sa lagta hai, hum to paagal ho jaayenge aisa lagta hai, ho tere pyaar mein, tere intezaar mein (...)
- tunn hi hamaari ho manzil my love (...)
- tunn aaye to hawaao mein (...)
- tunn judaa ho kar hume aur pyaare ho gaye (...)
- mujhe tunn se kuchh bhi na chahiye (...)
- dekha jo tunn ko yeh dil ko kya hua hai (...)
- dheere dheere, tunn paas aa rahe ho (...)
- tunn kya jaano tumhaari yaad mein (...)
- tunn to pyaar ho (...)
- mujhe tunn mil gaye humdum (...)
- aaoge jab tunn o saajna (...)

more later..

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gops said...

How about "Tunn bin jaaon kahan?". Great blog!

udtahaathi said...

Awesome compilation of tunn bewdas ! Difficult to remember a fresh one but lemme try-
Jo Tunn Hansoge To Duniyaa Hansegi/
Rooge Tunn To Na Royegi Duniyaa Na/
Tere Aansuon Ko Samajh Na Sakegi Tere Aansuon Pe Hansegi Ye Duniyaa ...:)


Btw, that tunna tunna ta ta tunna song, which movie it belongs to?

I was writing a deeply reseached peice in Hindi songs, and you blog helped me a lot :)

Looks like you are also a pegged person :)

Cheers!
~uh~