I have just climbed up the corporate ladder.... err... I mean elevator.

When people find out that your office is in a building that in the daytime looks like this:






















and at night like this:






















their faces go like this:

:O

and then they ask you which floor you're on, and you sheepishly say "5th", their faces go like this:

:|

So after your office relocates to the 16th floor, and your new desk looks like this:





















is it any wonder that you look like this?

:D