Thursday, May 22, 2008

Child's play

So last week, when my sister called, I completely ignored her. Just like how I do whenever she calls.

Sis - Hello?
Me - Hi! Where's Aish?
Sis - Arre, talk to me first!
Me - Yeah okay. Where's Aish?
Sis - Sheesh. She's here. Wait, let me put you on speaker.
Me - Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, Aish!
*silence*
Me - Is she there?
Sis - Yeah, she's looking at the phone.
Me - Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, Aishu!
*silence*
Me - Why isn't she talking? Aishu, say "Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!"
*silence*
Me - Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
*silence*
Me (giving up) - So what were you saying?
Sis (sounding really proud) - Okay, guess what??
Me - What??
Sis - Aish can put DVDs in the DVD player!
Me - You're kidding me!
Sis - No, seriously! She takes the DVD cover, opens it, takes the DVD out and puts it inside the player!
Me - Hahahahaha! That is sooooooo cool!
Sis - And guess what else?
Me - What? What??
Sis - She actually blows at the DVD to get the dust off first. Just like how she's seen her Dad do when he's playing a DVD!
Me - Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

So yesterday, my sister called again.

Sis - Hello?
Aish - Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Me - Hahahaha! She's saying it!! She's saying it!!
Sis - Yeah okay. So I was saying...
Me - Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, Aishu!
Sis - Hello?
Me - Hello?
Aish - Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Me - Hahahahahaha!
Sis - Can you hear me??
Aish - Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Me - I hear you, but I hear her more!
Sis - Of course you do. Well, guess what?
Me - What did she do now??
Aish - Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Me - Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, baby!
Sis - Are you listening to me?
Me - Yeah, I am! Just that Aish keeps saying "Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!"
Aish - Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Sis - She's just trying to distract us. Guess what?
Me - What???
Sis - Remember how I told you she can put DVDs in the DVD player?
Me - Yeah yeah!
Aish - Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Sis -Well guess what??
She didn't sound so proud this time.
Me - Will you tell me already??
Aish - Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Me - Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, baby!
Sis - Aish, will you let me talk??
Me - Hahahahahaha!
Sis - She knows what I'm going to say, so she's trying to distract me. The naughty girl!
Aish - Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Me - Okay, okay. What happened??
Sis - Well, five DVDs I borrowed from the library are missing.
Me - Missing??
Sis - Precisely.
Aish - Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Me - Hahahaha! Oh! Well, you know where you'll find them!
Sis (distressed) - You think so too?
Me - Of course! Open up the damn DVD player, I'm sure they're all in there.
Sis (sounding more distressed) - Sigh...

Aish - Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
*silence*
Aish - Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
*silence*
Aish - Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii?



21 comments:

The_Girl_From_Ipanema said...

ok tell them to be careful because my cousin's daughter soon put an orange peel in the dvd player. the guy who was called to repair it said he had never encountered this problem ever in all his years of dvd repair.

and btw GOLD.

mythalez said...

silver !!

and my comment is:
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii (not to u .. to aish ofcourse :P)

Kanan said...

Hahahaha! :D

What a smart kiddo!!! ;)

Btw, my neighbor's kid (age 4) used to use my boombox as step-stool. Ever since he used it for the first time, that's all we ever used it for. :|

Sanchit said...

electronica kids... bah :)

Sandew said...

when is your sis coming over to Singapore?
We all want to meet baby Aish :D
and teach her new tricks of course :D

You have to throw a big party and invite all ur readers to meet baby of course :D

Urv said...

What were the dvds? Maybe it would give us some insights into the little girl's taste of music :)

satish said...

Hiiiiiiiiii. mar jaanva gudh khake.

Vaijayanta Chattoraj said...

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii to Aish and Sash :)

Technofun said...

Hiiiiiiiiii

This kids r so smart.. :) more then there parents ...

soleil said...

She's simply too cute! :D

Stupidosaur said...

Five dvds in one drive?
Kya hua un DVDs ka?
Perhaps something hari-bol happened to them? I mean five DVDs in one drive! Hiiiiiiiiiii! (Hindi wala)

Oh the unspeakable horror! Is that why you borrowed the name of the post from a horror movie series?

Khair Chucky-t. Kabhi kabhi DVDs ke sath Aisha bhi hota hai!

Sandew said...

Which DVDs were they btw?
Maybe Aish was doing the world some good and getting rid of some Karan Johar MASTERPIECES :D

Sanchit said...

was it in anycase munnabhai or lage raho... wink wink wink

Bivas said...

errr...ummm...ahem!!!
How did she manage to fit 5 DVD's in the player!!!...dekhna...badi hoke microchip design karegi ;-)...abhi se Moore's law samajh rahi hai :D

realistic dreamer said...

so cute!.. love reading your posts abt aish! :).. keep them coming!

Tarun said...

Bache DVD ke saache ...

Ranjini said...

Hey Sayesha...I have become a big fan of ur blog...i was actually going through each and every one of your blog this past week...would love to be friends with you and I wont say "to know u better"...coz i feel like i already know so much about u.....

Cheers Ranjini

Ranjini said...

And oh ya...Hiii to baby Aish...I can sooo understand the phase ur sis is going through....been there myself a year back...:))

Ranjini said...

And oh ya...Hiii to baby Aish...I can sooo understand the phase ur sis is going through....been there myself a year back...:))

Sanyukta said...

5-layered DVD sandwich with generous dust filling, served in a player. :D Hmm...the girl is creative...mausi par gayi hai :P
Hope you are doing great. :) that was such a sweet post.

Sayesha said...

#Ipanema Gal,
Orange peel?! Wow... kids are getting creative man! :P

#Mythalez,
Hehehe! :D

#Kanan,
Hahahaha! :D

#Sanchit,
Kids these days are born tech-savvy! Freaky!

#Sandew,
Waaaaaaa! I've been begging and pleading and threatening and what not... hope she visits me soooon! :)

#Urv,
Mix of English and Hindi movies I think. :)

#Satish,
Arre itne dinon baad bar mein aaye ho... gud se kya hoga? :P

#Vaijayanta,
Hiiiiiiiiii! :)

#Technofun,
Totally!

#Soleil,
Hehehe! Hope she visits me soon, then you can meet her too! :)

#Stupidosaur,
//Hiiiiiiiiiii! (Hindi wala)

Hahahahahha! :D

#Sandew,
Exacts names pata nahin... but they were a mix of English and Hindi movies I think.

#Sanchit,
Hehehehe... I should totally get her started on that series, nahin? :P

#Bivas,
Hahahahaha! Mausi engineering ki degree lekar bhi refused to design microchips, ab niece design karegi?! :P

#Realistic dreamer,
Thanks! :)

#Tarun,
:)

#Ranjini,
Welcome to my blog and thanks for the compliments. :) Mujhse dosti karogi? :P
ps: Hiiiiiiiii from baby Aish too!

#Sanyukta,
Hahaha! Thanks! :D