About a boy

• He and I are worlds apart. He's patient, I'm jumpy. He's quiet, I'm chatty. As Raam Pyari would say - he's the sensible types, I'm the crackpot types. :/
• He's a geeky nerd. And a nerdy geek. :/
• He's smarter than me. :/
  
• He's into programming languages. :/
• He still laughs at the funny red sports shoes I used to have in university years ago, and gleefully describes them to everyone. :/
• In the last 8 years that I have been friends with him, I have told him about all of my 3 million crushes, but he has only told me of 3 (of which I am one). :/
• He's way fitter than me. :/
  
• He spends his entire weekend playing cricket. :/
• He gets a new injury at cricket every weekend. :/
• He always forgets to put on sunscreen during his cricket matches and turns up for dinner looking like a bhoot. :/
• He works very late hours. :/
• He is too tall, even for my highest heels. :/
• He keeps insisting that SRK and Karan Johar are a couple, just to bug me. :/
• He wants the computer whenever I am blogging. :/
• He doesn't get haircuts on time. :/
• He begins sentences and doesn't end them. :/
• He comes up with weird nicknames for my colleagues. :/
  
• He claims to be a cook but he can make only one dish. :/
• He insists that the only earrings that look good on me are the little silver studs because he gave me those millions of years ago. :/
• He chides me for being careless with money. :/
  
• His PJs are worse than mine (I know it's hard to believe). :/
• He woos my cousins over with ten-minute phone conversations, and then they tell me that they like him more than they like me. :/
• He sings the wrong lyrics of Hindi songs and actually makes them sound correct. :/
• He never turns up anywhere on time. :/
• He makes me miss Hindi movie trailers. :/
• He sleeps in Hindi movies, and then suddenly wakes up and says "Kya hua? Kya hua??" :/
• He irritates me, grins and then says "I irritate you so much na?" :/

But in spite of all this - he is the only guy who totally gets me.

And that's why he gets me. :)