Sunday, May 25, 2008

Tiny Tapori turns two

It’s Baby Aish’s second birthday party. Her Mausi takes up a guitar a la Phoebe and starts some long-distance rapping.

Now listen up, young lady, I'm talkin' to you
You've reached the age that they call 'Terrible Two'.
An age that drives many a young mom mad
While helplessly looks on, the err... helpless Dad.

I see you've started on the path
of terrorising your parents already
There's a naughty twinkle in your eye
Your gait's no longer unsteady

Gone are the days when you only knew
how to pee, poo, eat, gurgle and crawl
Now you've discovered the power
Of the prolonged high-pitched bawl

You make so much noise, you drive ‘em neighbours insane
Every now and then they come-a-knocking to complain
But when I plead over the phone, "Sing for me, put on a show?"
You toss your tiny little head and say a flat "No".

You’ve learnt how to dial 911 and call the cops
You’ve already broken the keys of two laptops!
There’s a bunch of rented DVDs inside the DVD player
You’ve stuffed them in real nice, haven’t you - layer after layer!

You’ve spilled, broken, shrieked, and still refused to eat
You have thrown things out the window on to the street!
You’ve taken red crayons and scribbled on the white wall
When you grow up, here are some things for you to recall

Some day when you’re all grown up
And feel that your parents are driving you mad
"Mom doesn’t get me at all!” You'll rant.
“And don't even get me started on Dad!"

I'd like you to come back here
And read all the things you did
At Terrible Two, you drove ‘em mad too
But they still loved you, you naughty li’l kid.

Happy birthday, baby! >:D<


soleil said...

Awwww... Happy birthday Baby Aish! :D

Unknown said...

Lovely post! Happy Birthday Baby Aish!
Silver for me!

Unknown said...

Gold not claimed! Gold for me!

shub said...


Unknown said...

Happy birthday aish beta..:)

manju said...

Happy Budday, Aish :)

Sash, nice attempt at being phoebe :) Liked the way you have wished the cute lil Aish :)

Bivas said...

Happy B'day TT :-)
Lovely poem Phoebe...err Sash Maasi...esp the ending lines...15 posts already dedicated to the kiddo and she's all but! :D

sunshine said...

Happy birth day baby.... time flies... I still remember the posts 2 years ago when Aish was born :)

Urv said...

Certainly far better than Phoebe's song for Emma's b'day :D .. So no need of the dramatic book reading :)
Happy birthday to lil Aish :)

Anusha said...

Awwwwwww! Sweetest thing EVER! :D

Maryum said...

awwww!!! cute... happy birthday to aish from me as well.. she is the most famous kid in blog world...

t said...

Thats a rocking song! Happy b'day to Aish!

Pujya said...

it was my niece's second birthday too on 25th may.

Happy Birthday to Aish :)

qqq said...

post padha. 'MAST'.


Stupidosaur said...

//You’ve spilled, broken, shrieked, and still refused to eat

Samajhdaar bachchi hai.
Nobody eats icky spilled food full of broken bowl pieces.

Sayesha said...

Thank you on her behalf! :D

Thank you! Gold, silver, all yours! :)


Thank you! :)

Thanks! :P

Hahaha! Mera bas chalta toh every month one post... 24 months mein only 15 posts? Tch tch! :P

Oh yeah... you've been there since day 1! >:D<

Thank you! :)

Thanks! :D

Thanks! :P

Thank you! :)

//it was my niece's second birthday too on 25th may.

Holy cow! Aish has a twin! :D

Thank you! :D

Sayesha said...

Sheesh! You really are stupidosaur! :P

relativelyrain said...

Nice Poem. :)

The Soul of Alec Smart said...

Delurking here after a long time to wish a very Happy Birthday to little Aish! And the rhyme is sooo very cute :)

realistic dreamer said...

hey baby aish's bday is on the 25th? thats mine too! me happy :D.. hehe wish her a very happy happy bday! :)

Stupidosaur said...


Why? Teek hi to kaha na maine :)

(First take compliments graciously, then ask questions)

Ranjini said...

Awwwwww....and thats such a cute little poem...Happy B'day to Aish!!!!
May her parents survive the next two years hale and hearty!!!

Navin said...

Nice poem.... btw do you ever check your mails ?

Sayesha said...

Thanks! :)

#Alec Smart,
Thank you! :)

#realistic dreamer,
Hey you share your birthday with Aishu?? That's sooo cool! Happy belated birthday! :)

*takes rolled-up newspaper and thwacks the hell out of Stupidosaur*
Muahahahahaha! :D

Thank you! :)

Thanks. Yes, I do check my email. I just sent you one! :)

Stupidosaur said...

You didn't even bother to take a hypothetical one.

But thanks. Now I feel all heaven inside.

(Since hell got thwacked out of me)

Kanan said...

A very happy birthday to baby Aish!! :) Very nice poetry, Sayesha. She is going to have a ball reading the Tiny Tapori posts when she grows up.

creepa said...

Many Many Many congrats!!!

Happy Birthday to little princess! :)

And the poem is so damn cute! Being a maasi to a 4 month old,i could really relate to a few points there :P !

realistic dreamer said...

yup! :D.. thanks for ur wishes :)..
love reading ur posts, ESPECIALLY baby aish's.

Canary said...

Sayesha!! I finally found the link to your blog! Have been looking for it ever since i returned to blogging!

The Mad Girl said...

Lovely poem!Happy Birthday Aish!!![belated though].
I have a tiny li'l niece who's called Oishee and she has just turned 3.your posts about Aish remind me of her.:)

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Sayesha said...

Hahahaha! :D

Thank you! :)

Thanks! :)
ps: 4-month-olds are sooooo cuuute! :D :D :D

#realistic dreamer,
Thanks! :)

OMG is that you??? The Canary from years ago?? :O :O Welcome back!!! :D

#The Mad Girl,
Hehehe... thanks! Oishee is such a unique name!! :)

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